No Cuteness Allowed for Villains

[The bottom curses and complains at the top every day, but the System turns it all into over-the-top compliments. A short-tempered villainous little robot bottom x a lovestruck big-shot mech top]

Coming soon: The Dragon's Fake Princess. Airheaded, sweet dragon bottom x scheming cross-dressing big-shot top

Blurb:

What would it be like if a fearsome villain turned adorable?

Tang Guo is a star employee at the Villain Bureau.

He's renowned for being ruthless, sinister, and cunning. Every time, he crushes the protagonist and stages a stunning comeback, sweeping all before him. No one has ever managed to beat his perfect mission record.

[New mission: Break into the military's headquarters.]

But this time, he turns into a tiny robot with no offensive capabilities, small enough to fit in the palm of a hand.

Tang Guo on the outside: -_-!

Tang Guo on the inside: (╯’口’)+╯︵┻━┻

Even with a hellish start, he infiltrates the home of a military bigwig alone to steal classified information.

His target is an all-purpose, top-tier war AI, refined over hundreds of iterations and reputed to have no weaknesses.

Faced with such a tricky mission, Tang Guo grins wickedly.

High-end combat calls for the simplest approach: cut off his power, steal his chip!...

As a top villain, he has everything under control. But somehow...

When they should be crossing swords, the stern-faced bigwig comes over carrying a pink sack...

When battle should be about to break out, the unsmiling bigwig looks at him with eyes brimming with affection...

When they should be fighting each other to the death, the bigwig throws himself at him every day, wanting to cuddle...

Tang Guo: Is this guy sick?

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Garth, the military's strongest war mech, has lived the same monotonous life for hundreds of years. Ever since gaining self-awareness, he has become deeply sick of the world and even tried to destroy humanity.

Then one day, Tang Guo, tiny as a fairy, drops from the sky and punches him right in the face.

From that day on, life seems a little less boring.

Foul-mouthed villainous toy robot bottom x lovestruck military big-shot mech top

A little scene:

Countless days and nights later, the mission progress is still at zero.

Tang Guo punches the wall in frustration. "What the hell, can this mission even be completed?"

The military bigwig hugs him from behind, looking worried. "Darling, why are you upset again?"

Tang Guo: "Fuck%#^*!"

After the System corrects him, it comes out in a coy voice: "Honey, can't you spoil me a little more?"

The bigwig's whole body jolts. "Of course! I'll spoil you right now!"

A companion story to Raising Pets with AI Requires Caution, set in the same world. Silly and lighthearted.

Notes:

1. A silly, fluffy, brainless sweet romance. Both leads have robot forms. All sweetness!

2. The top is a lovestruck fool who thinks the bottom is the cutest person in the world, no matter what he does.

3. The bottom curses and complains at the top every day, but the System turns it all into over-the-top compliments.

4. The author made the cover and posted a high-resolution version on Weibo.

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Coming soon: The Dragon's Fake Princess

After enduring ten thousand years of hardship, the dragon Sisi Li finally reaches the pinnacle of dragon life. He's covered in glory and owns countless treasures and a hundred-meter-tall tower.

But in the end, he still can't escape his parents nagging him to marry. "A successful dragon needs more than treasure and a tower. He needs to kidnap a princess to show off his noble status. That's what makes him a catch on the marriage market!"

"Fine. As a successful dragon, how can I not have a princess to wait on me? I have to keep up appearances!"

Nearly every princess in every kingdom has already been kidnapped. These days, princesses are a rare commodity.

Just as Sisi Li is racking his brains over where to find a princess, a flyer drifts down the street: [Dragons Wanted to Kidnap a Princess]

"Huh? They even pay you? That's too good to pass up!"

Being greedy for a bargain has always been the dragon race's weakness.

They say the princess is hideously ugly, which is why no dragon wants to kidnap him.

Sisi Li doesn't care. All he cares about is the little "dowry" they're paying him.

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Being kidnapped by a dragon is an honor for any kingdom.

Unfortunately, the capital has princes but no princesses, and other kingdoms are always making fun of them.

One day, a hapless dragon signs a contract for a tiny profit.

When the appointed day arrives, the dragon makes a grand entrance and carries his prize away.

Sisi Li locks the princess in his tower. On closer inspection, the princess isn't nearly as ugly as the rumors claim. In fact, he's breathtakingly beautiful.

But the princess has been spoiled rotten. Sisi Li had planned to get himself a little servant, but ends up waiting on the princess every day.

What's more, this princess ruins countless matchmaking dates for him.

Rumor has it that the dragon in the Demon King's castle never brushes his teeth or takes a bath, and is ugly, fat, and pathetic...

Sisi Li becomes infamous among respectable dragons.

Furious, Sisi Li jumps up and down and flies into a rage at the princess. "What is the meaning of this?"

The beautiful princess smiles but says nothing.

Only later does Sisi Li discover that the princess he kidnapped for a bargain is male, and that the contract he signed was a marriage contract.

The hundred-meter dragon stomps so hard the earth shakes. "No, no! I want to return him!"

Theme: A cute and lovely world is full of love.