A Purple-Gold Hammer Falls from the Sky

Upcoming story: "The Little Imperial Physician Has Lost Heart". The blurb is at the end! Fan art and the leads' character designs are on Weibo. The story is complete. Thank you for your support... Blurb: While crossing his tribulation, the demon lord Lin Yuan'an was struck by a flying hammer from beyond the heavens, causing him to fail. The blow left him dizzy and bleeding from every orifice. Before he could even get back to his feet, the hammer took off at a ridiculous speed and vanished within moments. Lin Yuan'an, who never let an offense go unanswered, swore he would find that hammer, even if he had to climb a mountain of blades or plunge into a sea of fire, and smash it to pieces. With his cultivation gone, he urgently needed a bodyguard. At a busy street corner, Lei Zimo wore a sign around his neck: [Professional bodyguard. Will take a lightning tribulation for you. Price negotiable.] Lin Yuan'an: You're hired. Lei Zimo: Thank you, boss! After searching the Three Realms without finding a trace of the hammer, Lin Yuan'an began to suspect the people around him. Then he realized that something was a little off about Lei Zimo, the cheap bodyguard he'd hired. He was good-looking, but his behavior seemed a little... unhinged. He was always swinging his fist at the ground for no reason, and he even hid from everyone when he slept. Lin Yuan'an grew deeply suspicious that Lei Zimo was the very purple-gold hammer that had nearly killed him. Until one night, he snuck into Lei Zimo's room... A destitute, strongest-in-the-world shou X a rich, proud, frail demon lord gong 1. The shou is invincible, with the highest combat power in the world, but doesn't know it. 2. The gong is tsundere. The gong and shou are incredibly sweet together. 3. The shou looks very good in human form. 4. There are countless original details. The bear ears on the shou's original form were hammered out by himself. 5. The writing is cheesy and awkward, so consider yourself warned. This is a comedy! Much of the plot makes no logical sense. That's the whole point! Thanks for supporting my previous farming novel, "No Pig Farming Under the Sea." [Attentive, sensitive little imperial physician shou X upright, impartial general gong] Feng Wuye, the great general of the Eastern Qi Kingdom, was left with a leg injury after a battle. Every imperial physician shook their head, and he fell into despair. Until one snowy night, a slender figure knocked on the general's residence door, and Feng Wuye saw a glimmer of hope. Shu Qiyun devotedly cared for the injured Feng Wuye for five years. He never forgot the young general who had offered him a helping hand in a snowstorm that year, smiling as warmly as sunshine. He had fallen for him at first sight. To heal Feng Wuye, Shu Qiyun crossed mountains and braved danger, traveling thousands of miles in search of the finest medicinal herbs. Even when covered in wounds, he never gave up. The day Feng Wuye stood again, he offered his solemn thanks. But Shu Qiyun wished so much that he would ask him to stay by his side. The general, once more full of spirit, spent his days with the prime minister's son. Shu Qiyun quietly lowered his head and decided to bury his ten-year-long love. He was twenty-three that year, and everything was starting anew. He passed the Imperial Medical Academy entrance exam with the highest score, and his career began to flourish... After they parted, Feng Wuye realized that Shu Qiyun, who used to cling to him, had stopped seeking him out altogether. For the first time in years, Shu Qiyun stood him up on his birthday. He also turned down the celebration of Feng Wuye's reinstatement, claiming he was busy with work. Feng Wuye couldn't understand why Shu Qiyun was so cold toward him. He invited him to meet privately so he could ask what was wrong, but Shu Qiyun stood him up again. When Feng Wuye went out to look for him, he discovered that Shu Qiyun was on a blind date at the restaurant next door?! He couldn't sit still any longer! Theme: Hard work brings rewards.