Coming soon: The Beloved Little Zombie
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Big-time beauty-loving demon king bottom x beautiful archangel top
The end! Wedding photos of the couple are up on Weibo.
Synopsis:
After waking up, Oren, the president of the modern-day Face Appreciation Association, finds himself the new Demon King. But he's not happy. No one knows that the most terrifying, feared Demon King in the west is actually a total beauty addict.
The Demon King will die if he doesn't look at beauties, but every day he's surrounded by subordinates with snake heads on human bodies, ox heads and horse faces, and other horrifying forms.
Oren slumps on his throne every day, bereft: If I don't get my beauty fix soon, I'm going to die!
A little flyer drifts in through the gate: Angel City urgently needs a gatekeeper. Five types of insurance and a housing fund, meals and accommodation included, monthly salary: 3,000! Note: Angels only!
Oren picks up the flyer, eyes sparkling with excitement. Angel City is full of beauties. At last, I can give my eyes a treat!
Oren sneaks into Angel City, drooling. From a distance, he spots the most beautiful person on a high platform, surrounded by admirers. The beauty turns around, and Oren is so dazzled he nearly ascends to heaven on the spot!
The archangel Linze notices that the new gatekeeper is acting a little strange.
When Linze wants a drink of water, the gatekeeper rushes in to pour it for him. Their fingers touch, and Linze's health drops by 999999.
At lunch, the gatekeeper rushes in to deliver his meal, looking at him strangely. Their arms touch, and Linze's health drops by 999999 again.
At bedtime, Linze lies pale in bed after losing too much blood. Just then, the gatekeeper rushes in to tuck him in, looking more and more suspicious.
Too weak to speak, Linze thinks: If you're tucking me in, then just tuck me in. What's with reaching your hand in there?! Health: -N
Linze closes his eyes, despairing: How could His Excellency, the Archangel, be molested by a gatekeeper?! And be too weak to fight back?!!
Oren thinks this is a great job. Not only does he get paid, he gets to cuddle up to a beauty for free! Every day he can't wait to see the beauty, and just thinking about that adorable face makes him go sukisuki! Drool, drool...
One day, while Oren is tucking the beauty in, his cover is blown. Linze throws off the blanket and pins him beneath himself. The beauty is right in front of him, his rich, low voice ringing in Oren's ears: "Where are you trying to touch this time?"
Oren, with blood streaming from his nose: I'm doomed! The gorgeous beauty was pretending to be asleep?
Touchy-feely, big-time beauty-loving dark-skinned demon king bottom x cold, elegant, rich-and-beautiful archangel top
[Important: This is a comedy!!!]
If you don't like it, please leave. Thank you!
[All the character designs, cover art, and fan art on Weibo were made by the author. Search for the same name on Weibo.]
Here's an older book, No Pigs Allowed Under the Sea, about merfolk farming. Check it out if you're interested.
Bonus scene:
In the middle of the night, Linze gets up as usual to take some blood-stopping medicine. Ever since marrying Oren, he can't understand why his health bar still drops every day.
Then he suddenly notices that his beloved, sleeping beside his pillow, has shed some feathers.
He picks up the few feathers on the bed. "Darling, why is your wing going bald?"
Oren wakes with a start. The first thing he does is kiss the sweet-smelling beauty next to him. Then, moving so fast he leaves a blur, he snatches the white feathers and sticks them onto his own demon wings.
Oren: "Not at all! You must be seeing things, sweetie! One more kiss, then let's go back to sleep!"
The Demon King has been missing for ages. His subordinates in Demon City wail and cry: Your Majesty, when are you coming back?! Sob!
Coming soon: Interstellar Little Zombie
#What's it like when all your classmates can hear your thoughts?
When Jiang Xiaojiang wakes up, he discovers that he and his dad have arrived in the interstellar age.
To keep up with the times, Xiaojiang is sent to the kindergarten nearest home. By a stroke of bad luck, he ends up in the most troublesome class.
Xiaojiang is a well-behaved child with a steady temperament. He doesn't talk much, and after starting school, he sits quietly by himself at the back of the class, hugging his scary teddy bear.
What Xiaojiang doesn't know is that every kid in his class can hear his thoughts.
At the singing competition, the little mermaid accidentally puts everyone to sleep.
The only one still awake in the audience is Xiaojiang: [He sings so beautifully~]
The little mermaid: Someone finally understands me!
The undercover prince from an enemy nation deliberately knocks the roof off the school building.
Xiaojiang: [If he doesn't knock it down now, it's going to collapse. He's a good person.]
The little prince: ???
At the kindergarten dance competition, the little bug king does an awkward social dance.
Xiaojiang claps quietly: [He looks so cool doing the Thomas spin.]
The little bug king, moved to tears: My dearest friend!
Every troublesome kid in the class is fighting to be friends with Xiaojiang, and the principal finds it unbelievable.
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They say a kid at Little Red Flower Kindergarten is very popular.
Long Xiaoqi has just transferred in, wearing a sour expression. He's naturally able to read other people's thoughts.
He keeps a blank face, dark circles under his adorable eyes, and can't sleep because he's bombarded with different thoughts every day.
On his first day, in the noisy classroom, a group of children scramble to hold the hand of a quiet, well-behaved little boy.
He's stunned to discover that he can't hear that one child's thoughts at all.
The well-behaved little boy just sits there without moving, yet for the first time, Long Xiaoqi feels that the world can be so peaceful...
He never believed anyone could be that popular. The kid must be putting on an act.
But soon, the little bug king shares his toys with Xiaojiang every day, and Long Xiaoqi always has to beat him to it. "This is the latest model of Mecha Warrior."
The little mermaid gives Xiaojiang some fruit, and Long Xiaoqi proudly pulls out a piece several times bigger. "Eat mine first!"
And every day, he rushes into the classroom first just to claim the seat beside Xiaojiang.
Theme: Let courage walk alongside love.
Updates every night, if not, I will ask for leave. The next book is pre-ordered for "Villains are forbidden to be cute". The fragrant and irritable little robot is attacked by the X love brain army god mecha. Note: If attacked every day, it will be corrected into a rainbow fart by the system. You can go to the homepage to see Dogo holding a rose...
I still love it after watching it again (?°з°)-?
Hahahahahahaha this child has perfectly inherited Oren's talent for sex.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh extra footage of the extra episode of the bridal episode. I am a country dog and I love watching it.
The copywriting plot is here, hehe
Asking for updates, asking for quick fat, come here to stimulate the author's potential!
Asking for updates, asking for quick fat, come here to stimulate the author's potential!
"Study bastards can also be happy bastards." This is a big bug for the author~
A cute short story that you can read without thinking. Love it. Love it.
It's a funny article, just some of the clips can make me live in a villa hahahahaha
Updates every night, if not, I will ask for leave. The next book is pre-ordered for "Villains are forbidden to be cute". The fragrant and irritable little robot is attacked by the X love brain army god mecha. Note: If attacked every day, it will be corrected into a rainbow fart by the system. You can go to the homepage to see Dogo holding a rose...
I still love it after watching it again (?°з°)-?
Hahahahahahaha this child has perfectly inherited Oren's talent for sex.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh extra footage of the extra episode of the bridal episode. I am a country dog and I love watching it.
The copywriting plot is here, hehe
Asking for updates, asking for quick fat, come here to stimulate the author's potential!
Asking for updates, asking for quick fat, come here to stimulate the author's potential!
"Study bastards can also be happy bastards." This is a big bug for the author~
A cute short story that you can read without thinking. Love it. Love it.
It's a funny article, just some of the clips can make me live in a villa hahahahaha