The God of Misfortune Is Forbidden from Cooking

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Romance coming soon: AI Transmigrates into the Demon Lord

Story description

Su Meimei is a perennial bottom-ranked student at the Misfortune God Academy.

Under the tearful, furious gaze of her Misfortune God parents, she's kicked out of the Heavenly Court.

Once she comes down to earth, she can't do anything, so she has to rely on her one useful skill, cooking, to make a living.

But she's so unlucky that either the boss runs off or the neighborhood gets demolished. She ends up driving countless restaurants out of business.

Once again left out on the street, Su Meimei runs into Ke Yushu, who's hiring staff.

Her bad luck spreads to him, and an out-of-control tire hurtles toward Ke Yushu.

Just when it seems disaster is about to strike, a gust of wind blows...

The tire swerves midway and crashes into a trash can.

Su Meimei: ???

After discovering that she can't jinx Ke Yushu, Su Meimei clings to him until he finally lets her into his restaurant. She hangs on to this powerful backer.

However, although the restaurant no longer goes out of business, the customers who come to eat have accidents every day.

Some slip and fall, then win the lottery?

Some tumble down the stairs, then pass every exam?

Some break a front tooth, then avoid a car accident and escape a fatal disaster, turning misfortune into a blessing?

Su Meimei: I can do that?

The restaurant gets more and more popular. The monthly fortune-changing meal plans are always sold out, and helping people have bad luck earns Su Meimei enough merit to return to the Heavenly Court.

But just two days after she gets home, the God of Good Fortune corners her against a wall.

Ke Yushu: "You borrowed my good luck and thought you could just run away? It's not that easy!"

Misfortune God with -1000 luck x immaculate, fastidious God of Good Fortune with outrageous luck

Coming soon: After Exchanging Bodies with the Immortal Lord

Yu Jinghong, the strongest mecha AI in the galaxy, falls into a wormhole and transmigrates to the cultivation world, where she becomes a notorious female demon.

From that day on, everyone notices that the already sinister and unpredictable Demon Lord has become even crazier.

Every day she mutters things like, "I can't get used to wearing this mecha."

Then she casually casts an ice-and-lightning bolt at a mountain peak, blasting an entire mountain range flat.

Yu Jinghong: "This particle cannon is great! It's even as powerful as my army's divine mecha!"

After trying every move this "mecha" can do, Yu Jinghong is very satisfied. "Great performance! It works really well."

The only thing Yu Jinghong dislikes about this mecha is that she feels weak and uncomfortable for a few days every month.

After Yu Jinghong takes over the demon realm, her power grows steadily. She even blows up the Immortal Realm's sacred mountain, provoking the sects to join forces against her.

Seeing the sea of people before her, Yu Jinghong's blood begins to surge. As a war machine, she hasn't been on a battlefield in ages, and she can't wait to get into the fight.

During the battle, she accidentally switches bodies with the Immortal Lord Lancang.

The Immortal Lord Lancang wakes from unconsciousness to find himself wearing a revealing outfit, bare-chested and backless. Even his maids are dressed the same way.

"This is utterly indecent!"

From that day on, everyone in the demon realm has to wrap themselves in layer upon layer of clothing.

The demons think the Demon Lord's insanity has gotten worse.

Meanwhile, in the Immortal Lord's body, Yu Jinghong sits on the high seat and slips a hand inside her clothes, feeling the muscles on her chest in front of everyone.

"Hmm, this new mecha feels pretty good!"

After becoming the Immortal Lord, she discovers that this mecha performs just as well as her previous one, and, amazingly, doesn't make her feel unwell every month.

"That's fantastic!"

From that day on, the Immortal Lord dresses provocatively and carries himself with carefree elegance.

The Immortal Lord brings a group of demons to the Immortal Realm to take back his body. Yu Jinghong, with a sword at her throat on the high platform, says, "Oh, don't be so stingy! Let me borrow your mecha!"

Having a habit of collecting mechas, she immediately pulls the Immortal Lord into her arms.

"Wait! Why don't you take better care of my mecha? You can't cool down properly wearing all those layers!" With that, she starts stripping Li Lancang.

Everyone below: "!!!"

Immortal Lord, something is very wrong with you!

Theme: Good luck is never late