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◇Ongoing novel: Confession Room Livestream: Gossip and Pets
[Blurb]
Yu Chun has a great personality, loves to learn, and has a sweet, well-behaved face. His only problem is that he is extremely face-blind!
He always thought he would never get too involved with other people, but the problems his teacher assigned lately were just too hard!
If he couldn't solve them, his father would cruelly dock his allowance!
Yu Chun tried his best, but no matter how hard he racked his brains, he couldn't solve a single one! QAQ!!
Then, during a break between classes, Yu Chun happened to hear that the top student had gotten a perfect score on his exam. Overjoyed, he took off running to grab him.
But the moment he got hold of the top student, he was swallowed up by a huge crowd and started to feel dizzy. The socially anxious, severely face-blind boy fought to control his trembling, then grabbed the top student, who had just been praised by everyone, and dragged him into the hallway...
A wave of scorching heat washed over them.
The top student was caught off guard, smiling faintly as he wondered if the socially anxious, face-blind boy was about to confess to him.
Instead, he watched as the boy hurriedly bowed, then solemnly held out a square sheet of paper with both hands.
Just as the top student opened it with a smile...
He heard the boy's timid, quiet voice: "Given the function f(x)..."
The top student stood frozen, body tense. "?"
*
Yu Chun, a socially anxious and face-blind boy, couldn't recognize the top student's face.
In a daze, he came up with a genius strategy! Every monthly exam, he'd go to the grade rankings and grab the top student!
But after doing it several times...
One day, he suddenly heard the senior's voice in four different tones.
Confused, he watched four "seniors" fight each other.
And watched them trade sarcastic barbs and vicious insults.
Senior A: "I'm in first place this time. I'll tutor Yu Chun."
Senior B: "The teacher marked this problem wrong. I already got my score changed, so I'm in first place."
Yu Chun stood there, holding his workbook, dumbfounded.
W-what's going on?!
W-why did the senior turn into four people?!
[Reading Guide]
1. This blurb was archived on [November 19, 2023].
2. Stop fighting, you two! The bottom is mine! A top-tier student who starts off aloof and becomes devoted later.
3. A harem-style love rivalry, first love for both, and a sweet 1v1 romance.
Coming Soon: What Does It Matter If a Skin-Hungry, Face-Blind Guy Mistakes Four Roommates for Each Other?
Song Chanchan has a beautiful face that's both sweet and innocent, and a skin hunger condition.
As a shy, face-blind person, whenever Song Chanchan's condition flared up, he would grit his teeth and try to suppress it! But when Xie Ci, his bad-tempered, aloof, sharp-tongued roommate, showed up, all his methods went out the window!!
As his skin hunger flared up more and more often, growing increasingly severe,
Song Chanchan finally gave in one night, when it was late and the lights were out, and reached out his "claws" to the only roommate still around (not really).
Song Chanchan tested the waters, then tested them again. Only after confirming Xie Ci was fast asleep did he finally relax and hug him.
Song Chanchan was careful. He figured he would just hug him for a little while, and then a little longer... As long as he stayed quiet, Xie Ci wouldn't catch him in the middle of the night...
But Song Chanchan never expected that the moment he hugged him, he'd fall asleep...
And sleep until... well into the morning...
And wake up to... Xie Ci propping his chin on one hand and staring at him from beside the bed...
Song Chanchan: QAQ! Can I reload my save now?!
*
Song Chanchan ran faster than a rabbit.
He did his best to avoid Xie Ci, but things didn't go his way. His skin hunger kept flaring up more and more often.
Song Chanchan would get a glass of water, then sneak a touch of Xie Ci.
Sneak a touch of Xie Ci in the middle of the night.
Pick up a pen, then sneak a touch of Xie Ci.
He could probably just barely get by like that...
Until one day, his skin hunger exploded.
With tearful, aggrieved eyes, Song Chanchan finally couldn't hold back any longer. He rushed into the dorm room to come clean: "Xie Ci..."
Before he could even get the words "please" out,
"Here."
"Here."
"Here."
"Here."
His helpful roommate Xie Ci's voice came from four, f-four... different directions!!?
The face-blind Song Chanchan stared at the one inside the dorm, the one at the door, and the four identical Xie Cis who had suddenly appeared.
His pupils shook with shock. "H-help! How did the Xie Ci who's so nice to hug turn into four of them?!"
Up Next: The Socially Anxious Housekeeper in a Top-Tier Love Rivalry Is at His Wit's End
Xie Ruan was an orphan from childhood. He trembled around people, spoke softly, and wished he could be tied to living alone forever so he wouldn't have to see anyone.
From childhood onward, he lived by the belief that contact with other people brought bad luck, and kept to himself. Only when he was completely out of money did he pick up a strange card that had fallen onto the road.
--Monthly salary: 100,000, live-in housekeeper.
Requirements: Basic housekeeping skills, responsible management of the apartment, no gossip, and no sharing any information about the employer.
Xie Ruan's eyes widened with confusion. Were scammers really getting this outrageous now?
He watched the card's owner hurry away, and after a bout of inner turmoil, he steeled himself and ran after him, afraid the man might be cheated and have his heart broken.
Xie Ruan timidly lowered his head and tugged on the man's sleeve, trembling as he spoke. "C-card... s-scam... scammer!!"
But the man in the suit froze for a moment. He hadn't planned to tell anyone about the job, but, for some reason, he found himself making an offer to the little stutterer who could barely speak in front of him. "Monthly salary: 100,000, live-in housekeeper. You have to be discreet. The employers are away most of the year. Are you interested?"
Xie Ruan: "...I am."
*
Xie Ruan was stunned. Poverty had limited his imagination.
Completely bewildered, he followed the man to a mansion. His nervous eyes widened. Did people really live in houses as big as castles? QAQ?
Only after arriving did Xie Ruan learn that the 100,000 monthly salary was the butler's pay.
This mansion had a large crew of servants who came in at set times each day to clean and then vanished in a flash. The employers were away most of the year, so he could house-sit and live in the mansion for free?
Xie Ruan: Thanks for asking, but what scam? This is my dream job TT!
After he signed the contract, the man warned him: "The employers don't like interacting with people, and they're in a special position. If they come back, avoid them." After all, those twisted, short-tempered young masters hated having people hovering around them.
Xie Ruan nodded furiously.
A job that paid 100,000 a month! Even if they didn't like people and wanted to be around animals instead, Xie Ruan could bring some right over!
The man was very pleased. A month later, he came back to check on Xie Ruan's work--
But the moment he walked into the living room, he saw the top-tier star singer, the icy demon king who had been missing for a month, letting out a rare laugh as he watched Xie Ruan pinned against the table in front of him, being coaxed and fed...
The singer gave the man a cold glance, as if annoyed by the interruption. The man broke into a cold sweat. "I'm leaving. I'll go right now."
He thought the singer was the only one who'd gone off the rails.
But one day, he opened a closet and found the top-tier actor, who had told him just days earlier that he was on vacation and couldn't be contacted.
The actor was tall and lean, holding Xie Ruan captive in the closet. Trembling all over, he pretended to suffer from claustrophobia and clung to Xie Ruan, refusing to let go. Then he glanced back at the man in warning.
The man's forehead glistened with sweat. "...I'll give you this, you sure have picked up how to play mind games."
He thought that would be the end of the bizarre events.
But then there was another young master in the dining room, a music producer who was a top-tier star in his own right. He'd waited six hours in line for dessert, and now he was stomping around in a fury, looking for Xie Ruan.
And then there was his own boss, the group's CEO.
The man: "Weren't you all supposed to never serve anyone...? Weren't you all supposed to hate living in this dump?! Why have all four of you come back to live here?!"
And then--!!
"Bring me food."
"Hold me."
"Buy me dessert."
"Who the hell is supposed to be serving whom here?!"
Meanwhile...
Xie Ruan timidly raised a trembling arm: "(Frantically gasping for air.JPG) H-help... W-weren't... w-weren't the employers supposed to be away?!"
Theme: Study hard and strive every day. Beautiful scenes and appreciation will come in time.