Dazai Says He's Saving the World

Completed works: After I Fell in Love at First Sight with Bourbon, Hagiwara's System Seems a Little Off, Matsuda Reborn After a Tragic Romance The suddenly vanished Armed Detective Agency Dazai used rather questionable means to become an intern teacher at Tokyo University. In just a few short months as an intern, he became a suspect at the scene of a case involving the Grim Reaper's little detective (now upgraded to the adult version) N times, a hostage N+1 times, and a victim N+1+1 times. When he jumped off a building, a pink-haired sorcerer grabbed his ankle. When he plunged into the water, the tenth-generation boss of a seafood family seized him by the collar. When he was shot, an unknown deity appeared and sliced the bullet in two... After he was once again flung off an exploding Ferris wheel and rescued by the strongest sorcerer (then promptly plunged into an artificial lake with him because of No Longer Human), a certain bandage-wasting device helplessly spread his hands: "Oh my~ Why do these accidents keep finding me... It must be because the Grim Reaper is by my side. Damn it, I came to Tokyo University for something serious." "I'm here to save the world!" The strongest sorcerer in the jujutsu world took off his dripping-wet sunglasses: "What a coincidence, so am I~" The Grim Reaper detective standing by the lake said: Don't look at me. I'm just an ordinary steamed egg. The tenth-generation boss, savior of eight trillion worlds, finally lost his patience. Why did you invite those two here? Are you really here to help? If you keep causing trouble, I'll lock so-and-so and so-and-so else in the Vengeful Prison for the rest of their lives! When he was eighteen, the youngest executive in Mafia history found a "book" by the roadside. He saw countless parallel worlds, and saw the parting and death of his friends in the ne'er-do-well faction. When he came to his senses, he remembered that Mimic had already landed! He'd already met and befriended his two companions! What was he supposed to do? It was already too late to take the IF route! Why not choose the Armed Detective Agency route, work with the future ruler, and save his friends? Then, eight trillion worlds were reset, and his friends disappeared. Dazai: ... "I am both an angel and a demon. I will reverse the flow of time and bring the dead back to life..." "Wait, don't steal lines from our detective show, Teacher Dazai!" "The Armed Detective Agency is still a detective agency! Starting today, I declare that we're in episode one of the great detective Dazai!" "Then climb out of the water first! You're going to set a bad example for the kids!" Reader's Guide: 1. No couples except the canon pairings. Characters from every series just keep handing Dazai friendship cards like crazy. 2. Plot-focused, with some changes to the timeline. 3. A crossover between Bungo Stray Dogs, the seafood family, sorcerers, and the great detective. The main casts of all four series get plenty of screentime. Thesis: Redeeming yourself and saving others