Mr. Dazai Doesn't Want to Take His Medicine Today

Warning: The beginning of this story is pretty good, but later on, because the numbers weren't doing too well (pigeon cries), I lost my composure, and the writing got pretty messy. Proceed with caution.

[Blurb]

Dazai, born with an illness, meets a doctor born with a wicked heart.

Doctor Mori: "You'll be my most capable subordinate."

Dazai: Cold.JPG

One day, Doctor Mori brings back another child.

Orange hair, blue eyes, as delicate as a doll, and incredibly capable. Doctor Mori is very pleased.

Dazai: "Chuya? Hand him over."

Doctor Mori watches the diamonds brawl until they're practically pulverized: Bitter.JPG

Chuya, now classified as Dazai's personal property, says: My partner is useless aside from his face. He can't lift or carry anything, and despite being as sick as he is, he spends all day trying to get himself killed.

One day, little Gojo goes fishing and happens to fish out a Dazai who had gone into the water.

Young 5t5: ...

5t5: "Suguru! I caught a mermaid with legs!"

Cult Leader Suguru: "Mm, impressive."

5t5: ^O^ [Kitty snuggles.JPG]

"It seems you've found a reason to exist.

Then I, too, must go to the hell I've chosen."

"Suguru, your choices all have meaning, too."

1. Dazai's illness is congenital, and the early timeline differs from the original. Some of the settings have been changed.

2. Cult Leader Suguru transmigrates and meets Gojo Satoru as a child, beginning an apprenticeship-raising arc.

3. Double Black has a happy ending. The main story of Summer Five has a bad ending, but the bonus chapter has a happy ending.

[Upcoming Story Blurb] The Gravedigger

Gu Feng is a mercenary at Caster Base. He cares about money, not his life, and even mutated monsters steer clear of this lunatic.

One day, he receives a strange assignment.

Assignment: Rescue the target, or kill the target.

The same three characters are listed as both the client and the target: Ji Zhimian.

"Heh."

A crazy assignment calls for a crazy executor.

Amid the wreckage, Gu Feng props his chin up with a bloodied hand and sits in the only chair, casually pressing his gun against the target's head.

"They want you dead."

The other man looks thoroughly disdainful. "They don't deserve to decide."

"What if I want you dead?"

"I see..." Ji Zhimian smiles.

"Then I absolutely have to die."

You are my desire and disaster

[You are my desire and disaster]

Well-dressed beast seme (Ji Zhimian) x utterly deranged uke (Gu Feng)

1. Both the seme and uke are crazy. The protagonists' values do not represent the author's.

2. The protagonists won't save the world or anyone else.

3. This isn't mutual redemption. They're trying to ruin each other at the risk of their lives.

[Upcoming Story 2] 5t5 Says,