When Oda Sakunosuke Becomes an Executive

[Quietly recommending an original story from my profile] Oda Sakunosuke, one of the Port Mafia's five executives, and unquestionably the number-one assassin in the underworld. Everyone thinks he's an ordinary office worker who works around the clock. In his spare time, Oda Sakunosuke eats curry, watches supernatural basketball games, gets inspired after running into a problem student at a private technical high school, and discusses parenting tips with the baby tutor next door... Then that very night, he and the baby went head-to-head in a sniper duel, leaving the neighbor's kid horrified, his worldview shattered, and flames shooting from his head. Executive Oda: Thanks for asking. I'm just an ordinary wage slave. At most, I eat spicy curry in the middle of a hail of bullets. Finally fed up with working 24/7, he decided to take a long vacation. Back in Yokohama, he escaped the noise, sat by a stone monument beneath the shade of trees near the sea, and spent some time alone, remembering the good times and enjoying his holiday. Some bandage-wearing guy: So, why has Mr. Mori's hairline receded so much in the years I've been gone? Some bandage-wearing guy: His forehead's so shiny, it's giving Ango a run for his money. Executive Oda: ... Executive Oda: Maybe I'm not as easy to deal with as Dazai. Being an executive is really hard. As he spoke, he shot the target of a mission in the distance dead. Some bandage-wearing guy: ??? Some bandage-wearing guy: Oda Sakunosuke, you've changed!! #When your subordinate is so naturally oblivious that your hairline keeps receding.# Recommending a friend's story: Can a Cosplayer's Cursed Energy Be Stored in a Fridge? by Qi Zi Yang Yang Yang ◆ Oda Sakunosuke/Dazai Osamu ◆ Includes headcanons. OOC warning. Happy ending. Theme: Finding yourself through uncertainty, and saving each other