When the Bandage Freak Meets a Slacker Curse

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[Synopsis]

Aizawa Haruka is the only cursed spirit in history who can be seen by ordinary people.

Every day, he does only three things: find people, sleep, and chew on the heads of his own kind.

One day, Aizawa Haruka woke up to find a mirror on his body. The mirror called itself a magic mirror, and said that, as its powers were temporarily weakened, it had no choice but to reside on him.

In exchange, it said it could grant Aizawa Haruka three wishes.

Aizawa Haruka: "I want all the sorcerers in the world to die."

The magic mirror shook its head. "No. I can't beat that white-haired guy."

Aizawa Haruka: "I want to become the most handsome creature in the world."

The magic mirror shook its head again. "Impossible. I'm already the most handsome. No one can be more handsome than me."

Aizawa Haruka rolled his eyes. "Why don't you just go die?"

The magic mirror still shook its head. "Young man, that's a very dangerous thought."

In the end, Aizawa Haruka said, "Just help me find someone."

He described the person to the magic mirror from memory: "His eyes are covered..."

Before he could finish, a flash of white light swept through, and he appeared in an unfamiliar place. A white-haired man in a Jujutsu High uniform was chewing on a Kikufuku as he turned to look at him. This was the strongest sorcerer in history: Gojo Satoru.

Aizawa Haruka: "..."

You damn magic mirror, are you trying to get me killed so you can inherit my debts?!

Later, Aizawa Haruka changed his description: "Only one of his eyes is covered..."

Another flash of white light, and he plunged straight into hot water. When he surfaced, he saw a white-haired ninja holding a copy of Make-Out Paradise and staring at him in confusion. More importantly, the other guy was taking a bath and wasn't wearing any clothes.

Aizawa Haruka: "..." Just destroy the world already.

After taking three huge slaps from Aizawa Haruka, the magic mirror finally learned its lesson. It read the other person's memories directly and found the bandage-wearing weirdo.

The bandage-wearing weirdo had eaten a poisonous mushroom and was dancing around, looking completely out of his mind.

Aizawa Haruka: ...

Isn't that the guy I ran into last month?

1. The pairing is Dazai. The Naruto and Kakashi parts will be glossed over, with no plot.

2. He'll meet other Dazais too, but the ending with Armed Detective Agency Dazai is happy. All the Dazais are still Dazai, just from different periods in his life.

3. I'm studying for finals, so updates will probably be weekly.

[Pre-Release] When the IF Double Black Duo Falls into the Main Story

One day, the Mafia's gravity user had been busy all day. He was happily soaking in his enormous bathtub when a black mackerel suddenly fell from the sky and landed in the tub, splashing water all over him.

Chuuya: "...Do you want to explain yourself?"

The mackerel looked indifferent, tugged the towel off the other's shoulder, and calmly wiped his face.

He'd spent his whole life committing every crime under the sun. Seeing the slug before he died was the punishment he deserved.

One day, Dazai happily jumped off a bridge into the river, but heard two splashes.

Could a beautiful lady have come to join him in a double suicide?

Dazai was delighted, so he wanted to get a good look at the lady who'd come to die with him.

Once he saw who it was, Dazai: "..."

He'd gone straight for years. Why was he still being punished like this?

[Pre-Release 2] Was the Fox I Found Actually a Black Moonlight?

"Long time no see."

Beneath the eaves, the fox swished its tail and, while the god slept, reverently bestowed a kiss.

A cunning god who pretends to be clueless when it suits him x a fox who is silly at first, then turns out to be cunning beneath the surface

Theme: Cherish every person around you.