My Cat Can't Possibly Be This Cute

As a parallel-world recorder, the little cat Jindou diligently wanders through various parallel worlds with a recording device. The best observers are often the ones with nimble, stealthy movements and beautiful, lovable fur. The little cat Jindou spoke with experience at the awards ceremony for outstanding employees. World 1: Kangxi's royal cat in the Qing dynasty Kangxi had a dream. In it, his eldest legitimate son, Chenghu, wandered around Kunning Palace after his death, then scattered into golden light that settled on a cat. He had the cat brought to him and appointed it his royal cat. He could see through the cat's eyes, watching what happened from the cat's perspective in his dreams. From then on, everything that happened in the palace was under Kangxi's watchful eye, until one day, he saw an unfamiliar, pale-gold kitten in his dream and frowned. Which cat is this one? How did we end up with another cat? The little kitten Jindou, mysteriously brought to Qianqing Palace: Meow meow meow? Kangxi: This must be one of his daughters who died young, turned into a cat, and got lost outside the palace, unable to return. So which of his daughters is this naughty cat? World 2: Lin Daiyu's brother's cat in Dream of the Red Chamber. The eldest brother is like a father, and the same goes for kittens. World 3: A cat with connections in the Journey to the West. I'm just going down there to make a name for myself. I'll be back soon. World 4: The Strange Cat Tales World 5: The kind-hearted cat in The Legend of the White Snake To be continued... Please add my new novel to your reading list! I'm No Good Cat Either As an ordinary street cat who had watched fantasy movies and TV shows, Taotao always imagined she was a little cat spirit. She firmly believed that, just like in the shows, she needed to accumulate good deeds to become a spirit. Finally, one day, she found a human child on the street. Smart, cute, and unwanted. And so the little cat began her working life, earning money to raise a child. A famous cat appeared on Liyuan Avenue. They said that if you took this cat to a fruit shop, you'd be able to pick durians with thin skins, plenty of flesh, and a fragrant, sticky-sweet taste. Everyone called her the Durian Cat. Unbeknownst to everyone, the black-and-white kitten sat in front of a phone, carefully studying a video tutorial on how to pick durians. "Check the shape... The skin should have creamy little points?" All right, the cat understands. Later, a viral hashtag appeared online: #WhatDoesTheHardestWorkingCatLookLike Thinking it was just another pet influencer buying a trending hashtag for their cat, netizens clicked in and found the cat among a crowd, standing beneath a sign that read Cat-Approved. With bright eyes, she enthusiastically meowed and recommended cat scratchers. Sales had already topped ten thousand. Netizens: Wait, you're actually serious? One netizen looked up the cat and found that this little black-and-white cat had appeared on trending lists several times already. She had helped people pick durians and gone into sewers to retrieve exam admission tickets. Not only did she charge children for every service, she had even joined the local pet funeral team, singing eulogies for pets! Netizens: I'm in tears. What kind of feline startup story is this? Later, at the new annual Neighborhood Cat and Dog Development Conference, the little cat stood on a trash can and meowed loudly to a crowd of cats and dogs: "Our slogan is: Build our fortunes, get rich, and work hard to become spirits!" The other cats cried out excitedly: "Become spirits! Become spirits!" Six-year-old Li Ping'an's mother died. On the day her father married his first love, Ping'an was kicked out after failing to get child support. A black-and-white kitten then fell from the sky, and from that day on, her life changed. Later, Ping'an remembered how the little cat had come toward her, draped in sunlight. Just like Chief Black Cat in the cartoon, it had come to uphold justice and save her life. A street cat, an unwanted child, a puppy waiting for its owner to come home. When they all came together, nobody had to be a stray anymore. They would all move toward shared prosperity together! ◆ Reader's Guide 1. Taotao the kitten isn't a cat spirit. This will be explained later. 2. Every cat can understand simple human speech. Theme: Keep striving as long as life goes on.