A Yokohama Cat's Guide to Scoring Free Meals

August 24, 2020: This novel will be VIP-locked. I'll try to update daily. System Dad No. 502 tells Natsume Aoi that, as a mature kitty, she needs to find herself a suitable human to scoop her poop. But Aoi thinks a scoop-poop human can't be as reliable as a dad. The first dad she finds is a healing-type boy. He has a fat cat, a super fat lucky cat. Seeing that the boy shares her surname, she launches herself at him. Aoi: Our surnames are the same, so you must be my dad! Teacher Cat is my mom! I'm your precious little baby! Teacher Cat: I'm a tomcat. No, wait, I'm a male cat. No, wait, I'm a male monster! I'm not your mom! Dad Number Two is a detective. Aoi has only just pounced on him and hasn't even managed to announce they're family when he hugs her tight. Famous Detective: President, I've got her! Quick! Come pet the cat! One day, while roaming around cadging dried fish, Aoi meets a calico cat who is doing the same. Calico Cat: Aoi, I'm your grandpa! Aoi: No way. Don't lie to me! Male calico cats can't have kittens! Calico Cat: ... Shock! The adorable, invincible kitten turns out to be Yokohama's biggest nepo baby! Content warnings: 1. The female lead is soft and cute, and not much of a fighter. 2. Please don't promote other authors' works in the comments, except for friends' recommendations. Please don't ask me to update on someone else's behalf, either. 3. Please don't promote my work in other authors' comments, either. Coming soon: A Chaldea Full of Rivals I fell in love with someone named Fujimaru Ritsuka. Whether he's a man or a woman, and whether his stance is righteous, evil, or chaotic, I believe he'll ride in on a seven-colored cloud and come to marry me. For his sake, I went through untold hardships to get into Chaldea, thinking that being close by would give me the advantage. Who knew that before I could win his heart, I'd have to face hundreds of Heroic Spirits? Yes, hundreds. I'm not exaggerating. It's all because he's just too charming. I haven't even taken down the Heroic Spirits up front, and there may still be more light-seeking creatures like the bandage-wrapped weirdo rushing in from behind. Why is everyone my rival in love?! Heroic Spirit A: Hahahahahahahahahaha! Heroic Spirit B: This kid's being stupid again. Heroic Spirit C: No, he's my husband, uh... (dragged away) Heroic Spirit D: There's no saving him. Cut his head off. Fujimaru Ritsuka: ...What are you talking about? Previously completed works: A Kitty Raised by AI | Yokohama Cats' Guide to Scrounging for Meals (work ID=3893269) Cuteness Is Justice | My Cat [Wuxia Crossover] (work ID=3109298) An Adorable Little Cangjian Dragonling | [Crossover] Dragon Roams the World (work ID=2731166) Lucky A Softie | [Anime Crossover] Adventures in the Tree (work ID=2737097) A Demon with a Refreshingly Unusual Mind | Life Goes On, So Does the Mischief [Crossover] (work ID=2744115) A Contradictory, Ghost-Fearing, Cowardly Onmyoji | Ghosts Everywhere in the Honmaru [Crossover] (work ID=3178081) Come Fight Me If You Dare | I Can't Relax Unless I Beat Up the Curly-Haired Guy Every Day [Western Crossover] (work ID=2859163) A Softie with a Villain's Script | Take Good Care of My Great-Granduncle (work ID=3893256) Theme: Love never disappears.