How Do I Deal with My Ex Begging to Be Adopted at My Door?

Su Yan is a little monster who has lived for thousands upon thousands of years. One night, she comes home after a late-night snack and finds a young qilin sprawled outside her door. The little qilin speaks in a childish voice, solemnly saying, "Yanyan, I know I shouldn't bother you now that we've broken up, but I really have nowhere else to go." A few pieces of fruit sit beside the little qilin's paw, brought as a gift. Su Yan: ... What do I do when my ex is sprawled outside my door begging me to take him in? Waiting for answers online. It's pretty urgent. Note: The little qilin and little Qiongqi in this story are in energy-saving mode. There is little spiritual energy in the modern city, so they are not actually young. New Novel: My Little Kitty Is No Ordinary Cat! Please Add to Your Reading List Blurb: As an ordinary street cat who has watched fantasy shows and movies, Taotao often imagines herself as a little cat spirit. She's firmly convinced she needs to do good deeds and earn enough merit to become one, just like the characters in the shows. At last, one day, she finds a human child on the street. Smart, adorable, and unwanted. And so the little kitty starts her life as a working cat, earning money to raise a child. A famous cat has appeared on Liyuan Avenue. They say that if you take this cat to a fruit shop, you'll be able to pick durians with thin skins, plump flesh, and a fragrant, sticky-sweet flavor. Everyone calls her the Durian Cat. When no one is looking, the little black-and-white cat sits in front of a phone, earnestly studying videos on how to pick durians. "Look at the shape... The skin should have creamy little points?" All right, the cat understands. Later, a hashtag goes viral online: #WhatDoesTheMostHardworkingCatLookLike Thinking another pet influencer has paid to promote their cat, netizens click in, only to find a cat among a crowd of people, standing beneath a sign that reads "Cat-Approved Selection." Her eyes shining, she enthusiastically meows out a loud recommendation for a cat scratching board. Sales have already passed ten thousand. Netizens: Wait, you're actually serious? One netizen searches for the cat and discovers that the little black-and-white feline has appeared on trending topics many times. Picking durians, crawling into a sewer to retrieve an exam admission ticket: not only does the cat charge for every service like a little entrepreneur, she has even joined the local pet funeral team, where she sings hymns for the departed pets! Netizens: Tears in my eyes. What a story of feline entrepreneurship. Later, at the new annual Street Cat and Dog Development Conference, the little kitty stands atop a garbage can and meows loudly to a crowd of cats and dogs: "Our slogan is: Get rich, work hard, and strive to become spirits!" The other cats cry out excitedly: "Become spirits! Become spirits!" Six-year-old Li Ping'an's mother has died. On the day her father marries his first love, Ping'an is thrown out after asking for child support and getting nowhere. Then a little black-and-white cat drops from the sky, and her life changes from that moment on. Later, Ping'an remembers how the little kitty came toward her, paws stepping into the sunlight. Just like the Black Cat Detective in the cartoons, she had come to uphold justice and save Ping'an's life. A street cat, an unwanted child, and a puppy waiting for its owner to come home: when they all come together, no one is left to wander alone. Together, they stride toward shared prosperity! ◆ Reader's Guide 1. Taotao the little cat is not a cat spirit. This will be explained later. 2. Every cat can understand simple human speech. Theme: Care for stray animals and build a harmonious community together