The Pangu Lie Boss Loves to Complain

Tsuna has many labels: Vongola boss, godfather of the underworld, the strongest disciple, and more. Beneath all those dazzling titles, one inconspicuous label quietly shines: a snarky young man. Back when Tsuna had few identities and was still a pure, kind-hearted little kid, the Snark System found him. It sensed the snarky soul that had yet to awaken within him and decided to turn Tsuna into a prince of snark! Snark System: "Snarking over gossip is a great way to relax. It'll be a huge help when you become a boss someday." Tsuna: "You're just trying to justify your existence. People only go out of their way to explain something when it doesn't have much purpose." Snark System: Oh, Tsuna really does have a talent for this. Tsuna: No, I don't. The Snark System is actually quite generous. Once you collect enough snark points, you can exchange them for things. Tsuna thinks the Snark System itself is full of snark-worthy quirks. Isn't it strange for a system to be all about "gossip"? [Snark System: Tsuna just snarked at me! Add snark points! More! More! Keep adding them like crazy!] Tsuna: ... Before he knew it, Tsuna had learned a whole range of skills: cooking, dancing, painting, writing... Cooking won him a bunch of friends, and sewing meant he wouldn't be left without clothes after his shirts got torn off. It was all thanks to the System. Tsuna: I can't thank you enough. A lighthearted slice-of-life story with little concern for logic. Coming soon: "The Tenth Generation Boss's Lucky Brother" Sawada Tsuna's younger brother has a natural gift for attracting wealth. In other words, whenever he wants, money comes blowing right into the house. Tsuna himself has a talent for losing money. Ever since inheriting the Vongola, the organization has been in the red year after year, thanks to his Guardians. They're desperately short on cash, and he loses hair by the day. The thing he fears most is a knock on the door from the finance department. At last, he can't take it anymore. He puts a photo of his little brother by his bed and worships it every day. After a while, Vongola's finances improve, and people even start lining up to offer them money. Overjoyed, Tsuna orders everyone in Vongola to carry a keychain with his brother's face on it. Everyone can attract wealth! Sawada An: ...What a foolish big brother. Tsuna: I'm going to build you a statue! Sawada An is the tsundere in a family full of people with sunny, accepting personalities. He really loves his older brother, but still says he doesn't. He wants his dad to stay by his side, but stubbornly claims he can live on his own. In the end, his dad thinks he's being mature, takes his mom on a trip, and leaves him home alone. Of course I can live by myself. I don't need anyone around. Sawada An clenches his fist and goes to cook. A psychic, forced to hear his inner monologue: ... That night, he grabs his blanket and goes to sleep at An's place. Before the tsundere can insist that he's not lonely at all, he quickly says, "I'm only here because Mom told me to come. I'm not used to sleeping with other people either." Sawada An: ...Why does that sound so unpleasant? Well, actually, my parents went on a trip too. There's a bug in the house, and I'm scared. The psychic gives in. One day, An's parents come home from their trip and discover that their son has been lured away by the neighbor. Dad: ??? Coming soon: "Tsuna from a Parallel World" Synopsis: In this world, Tsuna never met his teacher and never became the Tenth Vongola Boss. He lived an ordinary life, and because his grades were poor as a kid, he started working soon after graduating from middle school. One day, a System finds him and sends him to different worlds to teach students and help them complete their missions. Tsuna: With the knowledge I have, I can become a teacher and teach people? System: Of course! The System says the students he has to teach are all problem children, each one a genius. He doesn't need to teach them any actual knowledge, just help them embrace kindness, truth, and beauty, and let go of the hostility in their hearts. Tsuna: ?? Tsuna initially refuses with all his might, but the System forcibly transports him to other worlds. Unable to resist, he can only complete his missions as quickly as possible and go home. From then on, Tsuna matches wits with all kinds of troublesome people: vampire nobles who resort to violence at the slightest disagreement, cold and twisted families, and certain mafia members with off-the-charts intelligence. Even in such dangerous situations, he still finds moments of warmth, like the quiet concern of a certain fox and the delicious cooking of a sweet, gentle girl. Tsuna gradually hones his formidable combat skills and strengthens his resolve, learning to cherish everything he has, both the good and the bad. When he completes all his missions and returns to his own world, he thinks he can finally live peacefully with his mom. But then a certain baby shows up at his door, claims he has the bloodline of a certain family, and says he's there to train Tsuna to become an excellent boss. Tsuna: ??? Do you know what my job is? R: ??? This isn't what the file said! Theme: Life calls for a balance between work and rest