Being Cute Is the Best Way to Win Over the Six Eyes

- Kamo Tsurumi is a Saniwa. After the government gave him time off, he returned to his own era to attend school, while also working part-time as a jujutsu sorcerer. A student jujutsu sorcerer's duties include, but are not limited to: getting good grades, skipping classes they don't want to attend, exorcising cursed spirits, and winning the exchange event. They won the exchange event, but something happened to a junior from the opposing school, the Six Eyes student... He had his sword stolen at the exchange event. Isn't it perfectly reasonable to summon his sword-wielding spirits? The ornaments on the sword-wielding spirits are actually alive. That's not strange, right? He may always use a sword, but there's nothing wrong with controlling blood to lock someone in a cage, is there? So why is the Six Eyes clinging to him even after losing?! They have to go on missions together, even though both of them can wipe out their enemies with ease. They have to eat sweets together, even though the Six Eyes is surrounded by girls. They even have to get hurt together, though one of them is lying down and recovering alone. "Tsurumi, Kikusui-an has a new sweet..." "Don't think I'm going to line up for you again." The Six Eyes cat expertly widened his eyes at him, full of mischief, while his words dripped with pleading. "Senpai, pleeease." "So that's what's going on. I've been a little troubled lately. Do you have any advice?" Kamo Tsurumi collapsed onto his desk and asked Utahime in despair. Utahime had looked exasperated the whole time. "Why don't you just turn him down?" "But he pleads with me..." "Is something wrong with your head?" . Coming soon: Dazai, You'll Never Get to Drown Yourself Again Mr. Dazai was taking his usual walk by the river, then jumped in, intending to kill himself. Three seconds after falling into the water, Dazai thought he was hallucinating. Otherwise, why would there be a mermaid in the river? The mermaid met his eyes and decided to do a good deed. Dazai, rescued and brought ashore: Why did you save me? You're so annoying! The mermaid couldn't understand him and tilted its head. Dazai pointed at himself and said, "Lord Dazai." Then he pointed at the mermaid without saying anything. The mermaid understood and spoke in Chinese: "Nameless." Dazai memorized the sounds and looked them up when he got home, only to learn that "nameless" meant "anonymous." Kindhearted Mr. Dazai decided to give the mermaid a name: Whale! A few months later, the mermaid, now able to speak Japanese: ? Whale: Dazai, you little brat, you'll never get to drown yourself again. :) I, Nameless, can use every ability. [Three common exchanges] Chuuya: Are you the pretty little thing Dazai's hiding in his old shack? Whale: ... Whale: I don't understand. (I don't want to answer.) Chuuya: You live with Dazai? Whale: I'm not Japanese. (Stares into space.) Chuuya: No, you look Japanese no matter how I see it. Whale: Sumimasen. (Bows.) Theme: Even an abandoned life can blossom in its own colors