How to Get Dazai to Cuddle Up to You

Dazai's lifelong wish was to enter the Sanzu River with a beautiful woman. If that was impossible, then at least he wanted to die and be free. But one day, he learned that he had the toughest constitution of all and could live to be a hundred! How could that be! Qi Mu Yangtai was critically injured in a car accident. His second older brother saved him, but not completely: because his lifeline had been severed, he had an accident every day. He needed to link up with someone who had a long lifespan so they could share their fates. But the other person might get dragged down with him, so hardly anyone was willing. Dazai heard about it, though, and eagerly raised his hand: "Over here! Look this way! You're telling me there's something this good?" "If the link isn't strong enough, I don't mind us hugging each other, either!" One day, Qi Mu Yangtai suddenly felt guilty. To make it up to Dazai, he asked his dearest older brother, Kusuo A-Meng, who cheerfully made Dazai live to be a hundred! Dazai: No! Is there any point in staying away from you now?! You're even more cold-hearted than I am! The Vongola Boss Loves to Quip Tsuna had many labels attached to him, such as Vongola boss and disciple of the strongest hitman. Beneath all those dazzling titles, one inconspicuous label quietly shone: a quip-loving boy. Before Tsuna had so many identities, back when he was still an innocent, kindhearted little angel, the Quip System found him. It keenly sensed Tsuna's dormant quipping spirit and resolved to turn him into a prince of comebacks! Quip System: "Trading gossip and quips is a great way to relax. It'll be very helpful when you become a boss in the future." Tsuna: "You're just making excuses for why you exist. If you had any real purpose, you wouldn't need to explain yourself so deliberately." Quip System: Oh, Tsuna really has a talent for this. Tsuna: Not really. The Quip System was actually very user-friendly. Once you collected enough quip points, you could exchange them for things. In Tsuna's eyes, the Quip System itself was full of material for quips. Wasn't it strange for a System to keep talking about gossip all the time? [Quip System: Tsuna actually quipped about me! Add quip points, more, more, keep adding like crazy!] Tsuna: … Without realizing it, Tsuna learned all kinds of skills: cooking, dancing, painting, writing... He got all of them by quipping. Quipping gave him everything. Tsuna: I just want to live an ordinary life. A lighthearted slice-of-life story with little regard for logic. I Turned In the Strongest Immortal Lord 1 Han Ying was the strongest Immortal Lord, only one step away from godhood. The Heavenly Dao told him that to become an immortal, someone would have to take his place as Immortal Lord, and that person could only be Rui Lin, the good-for-nothing second young master of the Rui family in the cultivation world. Han Ying felt that becoming a god really wasn't as easy as he had imagined. The Heavenly Dao was actually giving him such an impossible task to make things difficult for him, but he would do his best. He read every book he could find and studied methods such as moving three times for the sake of one's child, balancing work and rest, and relieving stress. At last, he helped Rui Lin become an Immortal Lord, and he became a god. He thought he was invincible, but the moment his disciple became an immortal, the boy pinned him down and poured out a century's worth of love, then teamed up with the Heavenly Dao to force him into a cultivation-partner pact. He couldn't keep this disciple. 2 Rui Lin believed his life had been nothing but fortunate. Though he was a good-for-nothing of the Rui family, he had a sect better than anyone else's. The greatest Immortal Lord in the world taught and protected him. He knew everyone in the cultivation world was laughing at him. What could a person with a mixed spiritual root accomplish, even with the strongest cultivator as his master? Even he had thought the same. But his master led him to the highest peak and pointed down at the world below. "The world is full of noise and bustle, but you alone are my disciple. Don't let someone else's future limit your own." Rui Lin felt as if he had awakened from a dream. For the first time, he wanted to become stronger than his master, strong enough to make him accept the unspeakable feelings in his heart. Until heaven and earth shifted, and the Heavenly Dao changed hands. After being struck by heavenly lightning, he shed his mortal body and knelt before his master. He hooked a finger around the end of his master's hair and smiled. "Let us bind our hair and become husband and wife. Master, be my cultivation partner." A seemingly cold and aloof bottom who is actually tsundere and deeply caring * A top who starts out insecure and becomes incredibly strong Theme: Life only comes once, so cherish it and make it bloom in all its glory