I Am Utterly Confused

[This story is best enjoyed alongside the stage play. Check the pinned comments for the link.] In the blink of an eye, I found myself in a very strange place. The people here are quite baffling. *Premise: The protagonist lives in Bungo Stray Dogs, but what they see is the stage play. So: 1. Dazai's water suicide Stage play: Dazai is passed around from person to person, then held upside down. The protagonist is bewildered: ...? I am utterly baffled. 2. Nakajima Atsushi remembers the headmaster Stage play: The headmaster stands upstairs, with his own lighting and amplified sound effects. The protagonist looks up: ...?? I am utterly baffled. 3. The president speaks Stage play: A shadow appears, and the sound system booms. The protagonist tries to figure out where the shadow comes from: ...??? I am utterly baffled. 4. Atsushi and Akutagawa fight Stage play: Deep red lights and black ribbons fly everywhere. The protagonist: ... For some reason, this seems perfectly normal. * A goofy story, pairing: Dazai * Cover by CP Mei San. Love her! Recommended stories: "Passive Harem Magnet [Quick Transmigration]" by Mei San (original danmei) "Illustrated Guide to Collecting Fluffies" by Sha Cha Cha Jiang (danmei, upcoming) "[Crossover] Tied to the Gods by Fate" by Jing Se Liuli (fandom, gen, upcoming) "[Crossover] Yokohama's Divine Kitten, Meow!" by Kui Ye (fandom, gen, upcoming) "The Dark Division Chronicles" by Jixie Songshu (fandom, gen) Below is my upcoming Crossover story. Add it to your library! Kisses! "Mirror Image Executive" Premise One (big account): 1. You crawl out of the darkness, covered in blood, and walk toward the light. (Faction: Armed Detective Agency) 2. Your original intention is to protect, but your ability is for attack. You crush every enemy who dares to invade Yokohama. (Ability: Bloodshed in the Human World) 3. You have a younger brother, killed by the Mafia. (Lifelong enemy: Port Mafia) Premise Two (small account): 1. You are pushed toward the light, yet wear the darkness once endured by someone you knew. (Faction: Port Mafia) 2. Your ability was meant to heal, but you use it to attack every enemy. (Ability: Angel's Sorrow) 3. You have an older brother... He's dead. (Lifelong enemy: Anyone who dares to attack the city where your brother lived.) Premise Three: One day / One day You suddenly discover / You suddenly discover Your younger brother is still alive / Your older brother is still alive And now he's in the Port Mafia. / And now he's in the Armed Detective Agency. ... / ... Beichuan: ??? You expect me to play both the older brother and the younger brother? That's too much, isn't it??? Theme: Even in the abyss, a ray of light can shine down.