I'll Act Sweet, You Act Innocent

[Coming soon: "My Darling Finally Glitched After I Returned from Quick Transmigration [Entertainment Industry]" and "Even a Chuunibyou Has to Fall in Love [Campus]". Their blurbs are at the bottom. The blurb for this novel is below.] It was the first-year military training, under a blazing sun. Newly crowned campus heartthrob Ran Ningmu had broad shoulders, long legs, and a gorgeous figure that made countless senior girls swoon. Former campus heartthrob An Youxi was handsome and refined, and had been assigned to take photos of the new students' military training. The moment their eyes met: Ran Ningmu: So cute. I want to ( ). An Youxi: So cute. I want to be ( ). * After they got together at the speed of a rocket: Ran Ningmu thought An Youxi liked sweet, puppy-like guys. So even though he was a big bad wolf, he stubbornly pretended to be a sheep that only ate grass. An Youxi thought Ran Ningmu liked pure and innocent guys. So even though he desperately wanted to pet the wolfdog's fur, he kept quiet, all prim and proper. But the truth was: Ran Ningmu: Drinks √ Fights √ Perms √ Tattoos √ Bar-hopping √ Underground motorcycle king √ An Youxi: 30 GB of material √ Countless copies of certain physical books √ A complete set of dirty boys' love comics √ A well-known, flirtatious expert at playing the seductive bottom in the online dubbing scene √ Until one day, while An Youxi was on a voice call recording that sort of scene, Ran Ningmu suddenly pushed open the door. An Youxi jumped in surprise and accidentally hit the speaker button. The room was instantly filled with the other voice actor's low, sexy top voice, working hard on the other end. The two of them: "..." Ran Ningmu took a deep breath, slammed the door shut, and locked it from the inside. Two hours later: Ran Ningmu: "So you're a seductive bottom." An Youxi: "So you're a wolfdog." Truthfully, once a week was hard on Ran Ningmu, too. Asked how he felt afterward, Ran Ningmu had only one answer: he deeply regretted it. Ran Ningmu: If I'd known you liked wild guys, I wouldn't have had to pretend for so long. :) * A seductive bottom pretending to be an innocent bottom x a wolfdog pretending to be a puppy-like top One-on-one, both pure, sweet romance, happy ending [Read the following warnings, compiled from all the negative reviews.] A silly, brainless, amateurish, nonsensical comedy. Awkward social death, clichéd drugging, and identity-reveal tropes. Tacky, over-the-top, cringe-worthy Mary Sue antics. I'm stupid, I'm an idiot, I'm a total newbie. I'll insult myself first. I only ask that all you generous readers go easy on me and don't beat me up too badly. Having fun reading is what matters most, so please don't get mad at the story. I'm sorry if my brainlessness drives you away. ○|￣|_ I can't fix my poor brain in the short term, but I'm working hard at reading so my IQ can get above -250. ["My Darling Finally Glitched After I Returned from Quick Transmigration [Entertainment Industry]": a hilarious, sweet, bottom-focused comedy.] Gu Nian Ci diligently transmigrated through small worlds, collecting fragments of his comatose darling's soul in order to save him from a car accident. But due to circumstances beyond their control, they fell in love and hurt each other in every world. These small worlds include: "Cold-Blooded Killer: Code Name 007" "Apocalypse Rave: The Zombie King's Gluttonous Feast" "Demon Hunter: Wings of the Fallen Angel" "Humanoid Weapon: My Robot Boyfriend Has No Heart" "Vampire Offering: Mandrakes Bloom on the Hillside" After ten small worlds, Gu Nian Ci finally completed his mission and returned to reality, ready to live happily ever after with his darling. But after returning from quick transmigration, his darling had finally become an idiot. :) * The first day back in the real world: Gu Nian Ci asked anxiously, "Doctor, how is my Si Si? Has he woken up? Why can't I see him?" The doctor silently pointed toward the corner. Qin Sihuai's tall figure was hiding behind the curtains. He peeked out with one cold eye, then suddenly shot a "dart" at Gu Nian Ci. Qin Sihuai: I am a killer. I have no feelings! Sneak attack! Gu Nian Ci, hit on the head by a paper airplane: "..." Damn idiot. * One evening: Gu Nian Ci tugged at his tie. "Are you coming or not?" Qin Sihuai looked at him with wounded dignity, took out a razor, and silently shaved his leg hair. Gu Nian Ci's eyelid twitched. "What the hell are you doing?!" Qin Sihuai said gravely, "My pure soul is about to be defiled by a demon. I willingly shave off my angel wings and swear never to associate with angels again." In other words: I'm tainted. My hair is gone. Sob, sob! QAQ! Demon Gu Nian Ci: "..." Enough is enough. No more holding back. He tackled him! * To make up for all the suffering he'd endured in the small worlds, Gu Nian Ci took his idiot husband along to appear on a live-streamed variety show. At first, the audience scoffed: Gu Nian Ci's acting is so bad. Apart from his face, he's got nothing going for him. If he didn't have a rich CEO for a husband, he'd have disappeared without a trace ages ago. Then the live stream began. Gu Nian Ci played the Zombie King, with an overwhelming presence and murderous aura. Gu Nian Ci played a robot, with a lonely bearing and icy temperament. Gu Nian Ci played a vampire, with bewitching looks and enchanting eyes. Audience: ??? When did Gu Nian Ci get so good at acting? Can taking care of a comatose husband really hone your acting skills? Gu Nian Ci: Obviously. Leave you in a quick transmigration world for a thousand years, and you'd become an award-winning actor too. As for Qin Sihuai... "Niannian, as the Zombie King, you're still as cold as a corpse today." "Niannian, do you know why robots don't have hearts? Because I stole yours." "Niannian, I brought you breakfast. It's all been washed clean, so hurry up and eat!" The celebrity who had just been held down in a sink while Qin Sihuai washed his neck, then dragged off to be breakfast: weak, pitiful, and helpless.jpg Fans of the couple: I'm dying from how sweet they are! Onlookers: This CEO acts like it's the real thing! Gu Nian Ci held his forehead. Could it be that Qin Sihuai isn't acting... he's actually crazy? * A cool, detached, laid-back pretty boy bottom who only wants to show off his love x a silly, brainless CEO top with an angst-novel script who somehow gets a sweet, pampered ending every time One-on-one, both pure, silly sweet romance, happy ending ["Even a Chuunibyou Has to Fall in Love [Campus]": a silly, sweet campus comedy.] As a loyal three-heart reader on Jinjiang, Chu Huaifeng once stayed up all night reading novels. He got dizzy and hit his head, and when he opened his eyes again, the whole world had changed. The student behind him was the school's only mermaid, a beloved, healing presence. Not only was he beautiful and kind, he could sing and lay eggs (?). Their class monitor seemed aloof and proud, but was actually an Omega pretending to be an Alpha. In X days, his suppressants would stop working, and the class monitor from the neighboring class, an Omega pretending to be an Alpha, would mark him. And the campus heartthrob sitting beside him, his lifelong rival Lu Bozhou, was a succubus boss who had transmigrated back from an infinite-flow world! Chu Huaifeng: Our class really is full of hidden talents! Then he looked at himself... He was bound to a Love-Showcasing System and had to collect enough charm points from the succubus, or he'd be GG??? Chu Huaifeng: Hello? What is wrong with you? * Lu Bozhou suddenly noticed that the cute deskmate who was always baring his teeth at him had become incredibly clingy: He kissed Lu Bozhou's face while he was napping on his desk. He deliberately stumbled into Lu Bozhou's arms and sat on his lap when taking his seat. Even when going to the bathroom, he blushed and praised him: "You're amazing." Lu Bozhou: I get it. He has a crush on me. Some time later: Lu Bozhou: He's so sweet. I want him to be my wife. Some more time later: Lu Bozhou: So I was just imagining things. Sweetheart is only acting this way because he's lost his mind. Lu Bozhou turned dark for a minute, then smiled slyly. "Is it just charm points? I'll give you some." Chu Huaifeng: Damn, he's such a good guy. I was wrong to blame him! And so... Damn, the succubus is so powerful today too. (*つ/////C) * Later, Chu Huaifeng's mind cleared while he was in Lu Bozhou's arms. Lu Bozhou lifted his chin and kissed his cheek, his voice low and amused. "Sweetheart, have you got enough charm points today? If not, should I carry you in my arms and run a couple of laps around the field?" Chu Huaifeng: "..." Ahhh, what have I done?! Kill me, right now!!! * A cool, sweet, silly, tsundere chuunibyou bottom x a scheming, shameless campus heartthrob top who gets carried away by his own romantic delusions and goes crazy for love One-on-one, both pure, silly sweet romance, happy ending Theme: Treat others sincerely. Only sincerity can be repaid with sincerity, and deception cannot last.