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[Coming soon: My Mental State Is Great and The Cold Beauty Hit His Head and Mistook Me for Her Husband are at the very bottom. The blurb for this novel is below.]
One day, Gu Yanxi (bottom) suddenly discovered that every night, he would transmigrate to a parallel universe (or so he thought) and relive a certain period of time from that day.
Gu Yanxi was delighted. This meant he could have twice as much time as everyone else to work hard at his studies.
He took out an exam paper and started grinding away.
Just then, Mu Zhuoqing, the campus heartthrob sitting beside him and his sworn-enemy desk mate, suddenly offered him a packet of teddy bear cookies.
This had happened during the day too, so Gu Yanxi didn't think much of it.
Just as he was about to coldly refuse again, a line of text suddenly appeared above his head:
[Gu Yanxi grabs Mu Zhuoqing by the sleeve and looks up with a rosy little face, cooing, "Honey, feed me~"]
Gu Yanxi: What the hell??? What a disgusting description!
The next moment, his body started blushing and calling Mu Zhuoqing "Honey" against his will.
Gu Yanxi thought he was done for and about to get beaten up, but the usually cold, expressionless Mu Zhuoqing deftly pulled him into his arms, picked up a cookie, and held it to his lips, saying gently in a low voice:
"Baby, open wide. Ahh."
Gu Yanxi: ?! Damn, is something wrong with the Mu Zhuoqing in this parallel universe?! But still, I'm a cool guy. Cool guys don't eat teddy bear cookies.
One second later, Gu Yanxi's mouth opened against his will.
Munch, munch. So delicious.
*
Mu Zhuoqing, the aloof top student and campus heartthrob of Nancheng No. 1 High School, had two secrets.
First, he had been secretly in love with his adorable desk mate for three years.
Second, he had a superpower.
If he wrote down how he wished to change something that had happened during a certain period of the day, he could enter the changed version of events in his dreams that night and make up for all the time he regretted not spending with Gu Yanxi.
So Mu Zhuoqing acted like an icy, expressionless statue during the day, then let loose in his dreams at night, turning into a shameless lecher and obsessive stalker.
He thought he was doing a perfect job of hiding it.
But one day, Gu Yanxi started looking at him differently, as if he had figured out about his secret crush.
Mu Zhuoqing finally steeled himself to confess, only to accidentally hear Gu Yanxi talking in his sleep. Gu Yanxi even leaned in and took a bite out of his lips:
"No more teddy bear cookies. I really can't fit any more, Honey..."
Mu Zhuoqing: ?!?!
*
An interview with our formerly straight baby Yan:
Gu Yanxi: I didn't want to turn gay, but he called me Baby, so obviously I had to call him Honey back to be polite (*つ/////C)
*
Sunny, sweet, handsome-guy-loving bottom x brooding, icy, obsessive-stalker top
One-on-one, both virgins, sweet romance with a happy ending
[My Mental State Is Great, a ridiculous, sweet, doting comedy told from the bottom's perspective]
Lin Qingyao (bottom) awakened.
It turned out he was a disposable tool in a melodramatic romance novel.
He was a lovesick doormat hopelessly in love with the male lead, and the male lead's love interest's walking blood bank and human organ-growing vessel.
In the end, the scumbag tricked him onto the operating table, where he died after his heart was taken for the scumbag's true love.
Awakened Lin Qingyao:
I'm going to make every single one of them die equally :)
*
The scumbag's mother: "Here's one million. Leave my son!"
Lin Qingyao: "Is your son only worth that much? Ten million! Don't make me look down on you!"
Lin Qingyao went to the airport with the scumbag to pick up his true love, who was returning from abroad.
Lin Qingyao shoved the scumbag aside and threw his arms around the true love. He gently lifted his chin and whispered:
"Darling, it's been so long. You're still as cute as ever."
The true love gazed at Lin Qingyao's captivating smile and slowly blushed.
The scumbag: "???"
Stepmother: "Your younger brother wants to audition for this role. You can't act anyway, so let him have it."
Lin Qingyao dumped his meal on his stepmother's face right there.
Before she could blow up, Lin Qingyao flopped straight onto the floor.
(Grabs his younger brother's ankle) (howls) (screams) (crawls around in a sinister way) (crawls on top of his brother) (scoops up a handful of rice from the floor and stuffs it into his brother's mouth)
"I know my acting is awful. I've been trying so hard. Why are you still laughing at me? Why won't you give me a chance? Why?!"
His whole family was so terrified they thought he was possessed. They bundled him up and threw him out that very night.
Newly liberated Lin Qingyao: Plan successful √
*
After wreaking havoc on the wealthy, Lin Qingyao moved on to wreak havoc in the entertainment industry.
When an investor tried to exploit him, Lin Qingyao summoned fifty burly men to livestream a hand-waving dance for the investor.
When a young actress was bullied by her seniors, Lin Qingyao grabbed the bugs in a box and ran across the stage, throwing them in everyone's faces.
When the production crew mistreated animals, Lin Qingyao turned into a monkey, swung around on vines, and kicked everyone into the water.
How can anyone live without going crazy?
#Lin Qingyao's mental state is literally me# started trending.
Lin Qingyao became an overnight sensation.
*
One day, Lin Qingyao saw a photo of his handsome boss and immediately posted a lovestruck tweet.
Lin Qingyao V: [photo.jpg] (Husband is so handsome) (Huff, huff) (Come to my room) (I'll share my blanket with you)
Everyone freaked out: Wake up! That's the big boss!
Lin Qingyao didn't care: So what if he's my boss? If he's handsome, I'll thirst after him all the same!
Everyone: ...Lin Qingyao has gone so crazy that he isn't even sparing his boss!
A hater sneered: Lin Qingyao is finished. I hear President Lu is an icy mountain who has no interest in women and hates the glitz and glamour of showbiz. I'll just sit here and wait for Lin Qingyao to get blacklisted!
But five minutes later, the company's CEO reposted Lin Qingyao's tweet:
Lu Yanting V: I'm outside your door. Could you open it? [shy]
The whole internet exploded.
Lin Qingyao: ???
What happened to that icy heartthrob who had no interest in women?
Oh, sorry, he's a man. :P
The scumbag, already regretting everything, was so jealous his eyes turned red. He messaged Lu Yanting from an alternate account:
He crawls around in a sinister way, howls and contorts himself, and even turns into a monkey to wreak havoc! He's a total psycho. Are you blind?
Lu Yanting: So cute.
Scumbag: ?
Lu Yanting: I'm in love.
Scumbag: Puking blood.jpg
*
Face-slapping mini-scene:
Scumbag: Is Qingyao willing to donate his heart today?
Butler: No, but Mr. Bai (his true love) is on his way over with a knife. He says he wants to cut out your heart and give it to Mr. Lin.
Scumbag: ???
*
Romance mini-scene:
When he woke up in the morning, his husband wasn't in bed.
Lin Qingyao: Who stole my husband? (Runs around) Who? (Howls at the sky) Was it you who stole my husband? (Grabs the butler by the collar) Tell me! Was it you? (The butler stammers) (Glares fiercely) What? It wasn't you? (Very confused) Then who stole my husband? Who? (Keeps running) (Runs straight into a wall of muscle) (Gets kissed) (Scene ends abruptly)
Lu Yanting gently wrapped an arm around Lin Qingyao's waist and smoothed his rumpled hair.
"Be good. Don't run around anymore. You've scared the butler."
Lin Qingyao instantly behaved.
(Looks left and right) (No one's here) (Steals a quick kiss from his husband's lips) (Tries to run away) (Gets pulled back and kissed hard) (Blushing) (Shy)
Butler: Too scared to make a sound.jpg
I'm just one of the extras in your little game.
*
A sunny, carefree puppy-like bottom who loves having fun x a top with an 800-meter-thick adoring filter, who thinks even the bottom's sinister crawling is unbearably cute
One-on-one, both virgins, silly, sweet romance with a happy ending
[The Cold Beauty Hit His Head and Mistook Me for Her Husband, a sweet, silly campus romance told from the bottom's perspective]
Everyone at Nancheng No. 1 High School knew that Gu Xuემian (bottom), the aloof beauty on a pedestal, couldn't stand Lu Xingye (top), the wild and unruly school bully.
Lu Xingye thought so too.
Lu Xingye was getting food in the cafeteria, and Gu Xuემian deliberately ordered the same thing.
Lu Xingye: He's provoking me.
Lu Xingye was kicked out of the classroom, and Gu Xuემian watched him leave with concern.
Lu Xingye: He's gloating.
Lu Xingye was playing basketball, while Gu Xuემian sat under a tree nearby, pretending to study but actually sneaking glances at him.
Lu Xingye: He's mocking me for being all brawn and no brains. Damn, how am I supposed to put up with that?
So Lu Xingye left the court, stood right in front of Gu Xuემian, took off his sweat-soaked shirt, and tossed it in his face. He braced one arm against the tree behind him and threatened fiercely, "Look at me again and see if I don't make sure you can't get out of bed for a month." (He meant he'd break his legs.)
Gu Xuემian gazed at Lu Xingye's chest, so close to his face, and slowly blushed as something crossed his mind.
*
Gu Xuემian had been secretly in love with Lu Xingye for two years. He'd thought things would stay that way until graduation, but then he hit his head and came to believe his family had disowned him and sold him to Lu Xingye as a child bride.
On the hospital bed, Gu Xuემian coldly surveyed the room. The moment he saw Lu Xingye, his eyes lit up, and he threw himself into his arms with tears in his eyes. "Honey, it hurts..."
Lu Xingye stiffened, silently swallowing the curse that had been on the tip of his tongue. He held the wife he'd just been handed for free and awkwardly tried to comfort him. "It's okay. Don't cry."
The whole class: ?????
Sorry, there were so many shocking details that we couldn't process them all at once.
*
With his brain scrambled, Gu Xuემian faithfully followed the outdated belief that "a husband is everything" and devoted himself to being a good wife.
By day, he served tea, brought Lu Xingye meals, and waited for him after class. At night, he helped him study, did his laundry, and warmed his bed. Every day, he chased after Lu Xingye, sweetly calling him Honey and obediently letting him kiss, hug, and lift him up.
His free wife was just too soft and adorable, so Lu Xingye quickly turned gay and spoiled him rotten.
A husband is everything ×
A wife is a goddess √
Lu Xingye's friends: ? Didn't you hate men who acted all girly? What happened to your principles?
Lu Xingye: But he calls me Honey/////
#In front of a cute little wife, all principles are crap#
*
Later, Gu Xuემian returned to normal. Remembering how he'd let loose around the person he loved, he was too embarrassed to face Lu Xingye.
Lu Xingye realized his little wife had been giving him the cold shoulder lately.
No kisses, no hugs, no warming his bed at night. He couldn't even touch his little hand!
Lu Xingye: (I want my wife) (screams) (contorts himself) (crawls around in a sinister way) (growls ominously)
Gu Xuემian felt incredibly guilty and resolved to talk things through with Lu Xingye.
But Lu Xingye came to him first, his tears streaming as he said, "Baby, what's wrong? Don't you love me anymore? Why don't you call me Honey? QAQ"
Gu Xuემian: "???"
*
An aloof beauty who is only soft and cute with the top x a hot-tempered school bully who is only gentle with the bottom
One-on-one, both virgins, silly, sweet romance with a happy ending
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Theme: If you want something, work hard to get it. Before you try, anything is possible, so never give up easily.
It's weird. This article is obviously quite childish. I feel that although the characters of the two protagonists both have some mental problems, they are also portrayed like elementary school students. The male hero also looks like he has a serious illness. The oiliness is a bit too much, and the suffering is a bit too childish. And the people who are anti-human, etc., Didn't give me a good feeling (maybe I read the article with my brain), I just felt embarrassed. It's a social death that I can't imagine, but the setting is quite novel. I don't know why some things made me laugh, but the logic still feels very childish. The description is very written. Some things have writing style but the writing is very stiff and has no sense of substitution. It makes me feel like I have always been a bystander reading novels. Sometimes I am really afraid that I will look stupid when I read this kind of article. But the author is really sincere. What a good conscience, woo woo, it's a good idea, I hope I can practice my writing skills in the future, and don't be too embarrassed, woo woo.
Grass. . . Too sweet
Although it is a short story, I was still moved by the two of them! Moreover, from the step-by-step foreshadowing of the characters' emotions to the conflicts, they are all written in a very delicate way and I feel that it is really well thought out! (?▽?) Every short story written by Dada is very beautiful and feels like it can temporarily cure everything in real life. Reading it will give you a very happy feeling. I hope you will continue to work hard! (? ??_??)? Looking forward to the next one
Hahahahahaha, this is not just a marriage proposal!
Author, short, not good, extra, come on, please, hehe
End? ? ? ? ? I thought about your short story, but I didn't expect that you just didn't write about their beautiful love story. It's rare to find such a short book that's so funny. Wow.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha this is different from what I thought
Yan Yan: I will kiss him to death!
So cute ah ah
Finished spreading flowers! So much love (?°з°)-?
By the way, could this doctor be the doctor in the short story collection next door?
It's weird. This article is obviously quite childish. I feel that although the characters of the two protagonists both have some mental problems, they are also portrayed like elementary school students. The male hero also looks like he has a serious illness. The oiliness is a bit too much, and the suffering is a bit too childish. And the people who are anti-human, etc., Didn't give me a good feeling (maybe I read the article with my brain), I just felt embarrassed. It's a social death that I can't imagine, but the setting is quite novel. I don't know why some things made me laugh, but the logic still feels very childish. The description is very written. Some things have writing style but the writing is very stiff and has no sense of substitution. It makes me feel like I have always been a bystander reading novels. Sometimes I am really afraid that I will look stupid when I read this kind of article. But the author is really sincere. What a good conscience, woo woo, it's a good idea, I hope I can practice my writing skills in the future, and don't be too embarrassed, woo woo.
Grass. . . Too sweet Although it is a short story, I was still moved by the two of them! Moreover, from the step-by-step foreshadowing of the characters' emotions to the conflicts, they are all written in a very delicate way and I feel that it is really well thought out! (?▽?) Every short story written by Dada is very beautiful and feels like it can temporarily cure everything in real life. Reading it will give you a very happy feeling. I hope you will continue to work hard! (? ??_??)? Looking forward to the next one
Hahahahahaha, this is not just a marriage proposal!
Author, short, not good, extra, come on, please, hehe
End? ? ? ? ? I thought about your short story, but I didn't expect that you just didn't write about their beautiful love story. It's rare to find such a short book that's so funny. Wow.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha this is different from what I thought
Yan Yan: I will kiss him to death!
So cute ah ah
Finished spreading flowers! So much love (?°з°)-?
By the way, could this doctor be the doctor in the short story collection next door?