[Coming Soon: The Blurb for I Survive by Cuddling Up to My Rival [Entertainment Industry] and But He Called Me His Hubby [School] Is Below. The Blurb for This Story Is Here ↓↓↓]
Everyone at school thinks Jiang Wanxing will eventually marry his rich, handsome fiance.
After all, one of them is an Omega and the other an Alpha, and their pheromone compatibility is a perfect 100%.
Unfortunately, no one cares that Jiang Wanxing actually can't stand that scumbag.
Until one day, Jiang Wanxing is set up and loses control in front of a crowd.
Everyone urges Jiang Wanxing to accept his fiance's mark.
His scumbag fiance says, "We're a 100% match. No one but me can satisfy you."
But to everyone's shock, Jiang Wanxing simply grabs a passerby and forcibly presses the man's mouth to his neck, proving through his actions that he'd rather be marked by some random passerby than by that scumbag.
The hapless passerby, Fu Linyuan: "???"
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Fu Linyuan, the campus heartthrob, is brilliant, capable, and gorgeous in both face and physique. He's practically perfect, except that he's a Beta.
The scumbag sneers at this: A Beta who can't mark an Omega thinks he can compete with me?
But the next second, he sees Fu Linyuan raise an intrigued eyebrow, then lean down and bite Jiang Wanxing's neck.
Only then does everyone learn that Fu Linyuan has been an Enigma pretending to be a Beta all along, the strongest Enigma in history, a rarity seen in only one out of every hundred thousand Alphas!
Forget one measly Omega. Fu Linyuan could probably overpower all of them with ease. He can dominate whoever he wants.
And that 100% pheromone compatibility?
What does that even matter in front of the strongest Enigma, who can easily overpower almost every Alpha in the world? :)
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At first, Fu Linyuan thinks he's just found a pleasing Omega to marry in a marriage of convenience.
But when Jiang Wanxing is attacked one day, Fu Linyuan rushes into the room and finds the assailant covered in blood.
Meanwhile, his petite, delicate fiance covers his nose with a clean hand and looks down in disgust at the assailant, who stares up in disbelief.
"Get. Out. Now."
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Fu Linyuan: We're together not because we're a 100% match. I could be a 100% match with anyone, but you're the only one I want to match with.
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A quiet, cold, expressionless, dangerously beautiful Omega bottom × a saucy, shameless Enigma top who is always left speechless
One-on-one, both pure, sweet romance, happy ending, no children
[Things I Love]
1. Both are direct, both speak their minds, and both are scheming
2. A huge difference in their builds
3. The bottom is petite but has an incredibly Alpha-like personality. His body is dominated by the top, but he always leaves the top speechless with his words
[I Survive by Cuddling Up to My Rival [Entertainment Industry]: A Sweet, Funny, Feel-Good Entertainment Industry Romance from the Bottom's Perspective ↓↓↓]
Top-tier star An Zhitu and triple-threat award-winning actor Lu Qiuye are famous rivals in the entertainment industry.
One day, An Zhitu suddenly dies, and just before his death, he gets bound to a life-extension System.
Hold hands for 1 second, live 5 seconds longer.
Hug for 1 second, live 10 seconds longer.
Kiss for 1 second, live 1 minute longer.
Help each other out for 1 second, live 5 minutes longer.
Have sex for 1 second, live 10 minutes longer.
An Zhitu: ...Could you be any stingier?!
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To stay alive, An Zhitu starts doing everything he can to cuddle up to Lu Qiuye.
"Lu Qiuye, your hands are huge. Let's compare them."
News: The Rabbit-Wild Boar production team has an arm-wrestling match. The Best Actress bets on An Zhitu, wins a hundred yuan from the Best Actor, and may be the biggest winner of all.
"Lu Qiuye, your pecs are huge. Let me feel them."
News: The Rabbit-Wild Boar variety show compares physiques. Lu Qiuye shows off his strength by lifting An Zhitu around the waist with one arm and spinning him around 360 degrees.
Fans of both stars: ??? What kind of ridiculous news is this? Reporter, are you okay?
After getting drunk, An Zhitu says:
"Brother Aye, your lips are so pretty. Give me a kiss..."
Then he pounces on him and plants a big smooch~
Lu Qiuye gazes silently with dark eyes at the adorable little cutie who has thrown himself into his arms. Rrrip! He pulls too hard and accidentally tears the leg of his pants.
An Zhitu doesn't know that every time he cuddles up to Lu Qiuye, Lu Qiuye's heart nearly melts from how cute he is.
It turns out that the actor who seems like a cold, tough guy is actually a total cuteness addict.
Nothing gets to him like a soft, adorable little cutie like An Zhitu.
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Lu Qiuye suspects that his soft, adorable rival has a crush on him.
So he goes straight to confess.
An Zhitu panics and drops the act, confessing everything.
After hearing him out, Lu Qiuye falls silent.
Just as An Zhitu thinks Lu Qiuye must think he's crazy and is about to tell him to get help, Lu Qiuye raises a fist to his lips and clears his throat. "Next time you want to kiss me, you don't have to pretend to be drunk. I'll be happy to let you."
A lovely shade of red creeps across the tips of his ears.
An Zhitu's face slowly turns red too. "Y-you said it! You can't take it back!"
And so, to survive, An Zhitu turns into a kissing fiend.
Some time later,
Lu Qiuye: "How about we try helping each other out? I can go for half an hour. That'd keep you alive for another 6.25 days each time."
An Zhitu: ...I mean, I guess that's not a bad idea. *Scratches head.*
Some more time passes. Lu Qiuye thinks his little cutie must really be in love with him now, so he confesses again.
"Would you... like to sleep with me? I can go for an hour. That'd keep you alive for another 25 days each time."
An Zhitu's face turns bright red.
Who confesses like that?!
"Then... remember to be gentle, okay?" /////
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Everyone in the entertainment industry knows the Rabbit and Wild Boar camps can't stand each other. Their fans start a war whenever they meet, fighting across the world until they can't tell friend from foe, or so the saying goes!
Until one day, on a variety show, Lu Qiuye is asked to call the first friend in his contacts.
An Zhitu's clear, sweet voice comes through:
"Lu Qiuye! You only kissed me for half an hour the day before yesterday, and it's already been more than a day. I can't hold on much longer, sob sob. Hurry over and give me a kiss, I need emergency help!"
Everyone in the audience: ???
The director faints.
That night, Weibo explodes.
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A sweet, clingy, blunt, silly little cutie bottom × a tough guy to everyone else who can't resist adorable things, but is a lovestruck girl at heart around the bottom, a cold mountain with a big mouth who says shocking things top
[Reading Guide]
1. No secondary couples
2. No brainless, obnoxious villains
3. Difference in height and build: top is 192 cm, bottom is 174 cm, an 18 cm difference
4. Silly, funny story, one-on-one, both pure, sweet romance, happy ending
5. The bottom is soft and cute, not a power couple. Please don't read if that's not your thing~
[But He Called Me His Hubby [School]: A Sweet, Funny Campus Romance from the Bottom's Perspective ↓↓↓]
Everyone at Nancheng No. 1 High School knows that the aloof beauty Gu Xuemian can't stand the unruly school bully Lu Xingye.
Lu Xingye thinks so too.
Lu Xingye gets food in the cafeteria, and Gu Xuemian deliberately orders the same thing.
Lu Xingye: He's provoking me.
Lu Xingye gets kicked out of class, and Gu Xuemian watches him leave with concern.
Lu Xingye: He's gloating.
Lu Xingye plays basketball while Gu Xuemian sits under a tree nearby, pretending to study but actually sneaking looks at him.
Lu Xingye: He's mocking me for being all brawn and no brains. Damn it, how am I supposed to put up with that?
So Lu Xingye walks off the court, stands right in front of Gu Xuemian, strips off his sweat-soaked shirt and tosses it in his face. Bracing an arm against the tree behind him, he threatens menacingly, "Take one more look and see if I don't leave you bedridden for a month." (He means he'll break his legs.)
Gu Xuemian looks at Lu Xingye's chest, right in front of him, and for some reason his face slowly turns red.
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Gu Xuemian has had a crush on Lu Xingye for two years. He thought he'd keep his feelings to himself until graduation, but then he hits his head and becomes convinced his family has disowned him and sold him to Lu Xingye as a child bride.
In his hospital bed, Gu Xuemian coolly surveys the room. The moment he sees Lu Xingye, his eyes light up and he throws himself into his arms, teary-eyed. "Hubby, it hurts..."
Lu Xingye stiffens, silently swallows the curse on the tip of his tongue, and hugs his wife, who has just fallen into his lap for free. Somewhat awkwardly, he comforts him: "There, there. Don't cry."
The whole class: ?????
Sorry, there are so many things to process that we're too shocked to react.
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With his brain addled, Gu Xuemian follows the old-fashioned belief that "a husband is everything" and devotes himself to being a good wife.
By day, he serves tea, brings meals, and keeps an eye on the teachers. At night, he tutors Lu Xingye, does his laundry, and warms his bed. Every day, he follows Lu Xingye around, sweetly calling him "hubby" and obediently letting him kiss, cuddle, and pick him up.
His free wife is so soft and adorable that Lu Xingye falls for him in no time and spoils him rotten.
A husband is everything ×
A wife is an angel √
Lu Xingye's friends: ? Weren't you the one who hated girly men? What happened to your principles?
Lu Xingye: But he calls me hubby /////
#In front of an adorable little wife, all principles are crap#
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Later, Gu Xuemian recovers. Remembering how he'd let himself go in front of his crush, he feels too embarrassed to face Lu Xingye.
Lu Xingye realizes that his little wife has been giving him the cold shoulder lately.
No kisses, no cuddles, and no more warming his bed at night. He can't even touch his little hand!
Lu Xingye: (I want my wife) (screaming) (twisting) (crawling around in the dark) (growling menacingly)
Gu Xuemian feels terribly guilty and decides to clear things up with Lu Xingye.
But Lu Xingye gets to him first, tears streaming down his face like a tough guy. "Baby, what's wrong? Don't you love me anymore? Why don't you call me hubby now? QAQ"
Gu Xuemian: "?"
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A cool, aloof beauty bottom who's soft only for the top × a hot-tempered school bully top who's gentle only with the bottom
One-on-one, both pure, silly and sweet romance, happy ending
Theme: If you want something, work hard to get it. Before you try, anything is possible. Never give up easily.
I have finished reading. First of all, I want to thank the limited exemption. Secondly, I want to thank the limited exemption. Then I want to thank the limited exemption. Finally, I want to thank the limited exemption.
This is a bit of a pity in Jinjiang???
Finished reading,
First of all, thank you for the limited exemption,
Secondly, why is there no extra episode? ! ! Anyone's extras are fine! !
Finally, I wish I could meet again in Hua! City!
It's really painful for me without extras
It's, how can I put it? It's unexpected. The character design is very pleasing to the taste. The writing style is a bit crude at first glance, but it's so good. I like it very much. I didn't miss the limited discount and I went to recharge to finish reading.
Isn't there a side story? There really isn't. T^T
The final text of Tui Tui Guigui's main acceptance~|ω*o)
"After entering the sadistic novel, the society is afraid of being sick and weak and just wants to sleep"
Introduction: After entering the sadistic novel, the weak and weak salted fish in society is doted on by the boss~
Character design: The sick and weak society is afraid that the salty dog will be attacked by the evil and powerful gangster.
Elements: Wearing books + double straight balls and double long mouths + wealthy family + sand sculpture sweet pet + age strength
"Boys should protect themselves [Entertainment Circle]"
Introduction: A highly intelligent escape husband carries the whole audience~
Character design: The NPC public enemy in Langli is attacked by a mudslide at a certain station × the secret room bug of her father's boyfriend and the natural black actor
Elements: Entertainment Circle + Escape + Live Broadcast
"I pretend to be good, you pretend to be innocent"
Introduction: Gong and Shou are vying to wear high-quality clothes. The layers of vests are like peeling onions. You take off one piece and I take off one~
Character design: Lure pretending to be innocent × wolf dog pretending to be a milk dog to attack
Elements: University campus + network distribution + horse drop
"After dressing up as a stick figure, I had sex with the male protagonist of the Mary Sue comic [Threading the book]"
Introduction: Two stick figures fall in love in the Mary Sue world~
Character design: The style of painting is pure and strange, happy and free from sand sculptures × daily cracking and cold male god attack
Elements: system + Mary Sue + middle-level sand sculpture comic style
"After being accidentally marked by the strongest Enigma, we agreed to get married"
Introduction: O is petite and has a great personality, and he wins the hearts of the whole school~
Character: A natural black crazy beauty with no words, no heart, no expression, O Shou × the most powerful E attack in the history of a slutty gangster
Elements: body shape difference + double straight balls + double belly black
"Just a couple's little tricks"
Introduction: Innocent idiot couple fall in love~
Character design: Brave yet cowardly/Naughty but loves to flirt/Clingy and coquettish dog suffers × double standards to protect shortcomings/Dad boyfriend/Beauty pampers cat Gong
Element: university campus + bamboo horse bamboo horse
"Just a little trick for straight men"
Introduction: The story of the scheming 1 using straight men's tricks to eat up the stupid 0 bit by bit~
Character design: Socially awesome/Shadowy and beautiful/Fat-faced little idiot with social barriers/Crazy Bingshan/Crazy critic of big beauties
Elements: college campus + straight man tricks
They are all adorable, brainless sweet pets. If you like them, you can go to Kangkang!ヾ(≧W≦*)ノ
Finished spreading flowers!
I really want to see the extra story about Charles' couple (><) (I cried so loudly)
Woo hoo, I really feel like a side story of Kang Fu CP... Both couples are poking at me~
I have finished reading. First of all, I want to thank the limited exemption. Secondly, I want to thank the limited exemption. Then I want to thank the limited exemption. Finally, I want to thank the limited exemption.
This is a bit of a pity in Jinjiang???
Finished reading, First of all, thank you for the limited exemption, Secondly, why is there no extra episode? ! ! Anyone's extras are fine! ! Finally, I wish I could meet again in Hua! City!
It's really painful for me without extras
It's, how can I put it? It's unexpected. The character design is very pleasing to the taste. The writing style is a bit crude at first glance, but it's so good. I like it very much. I didn't miss the limited discount and I went to recharge to finish reading.
Isn't there a side story? There really isn't. T^T
The final text of Tui Tui Guigui's main acceptance~|ω*o) "After entering the sadistic novel, the society is afraid of being sick and weak and just wants to sleep" Introduction: After entering the sadistic novel, the weak and weak salted fish in society is doted on by the boss~ Character design: The sick and weak society is afraid that the salty dog will be attacked by the evil and powerful gangster. Elements: Wearing books + double straight balls and double long mouths + wealthy family + sand sculpture sweet pet + age strength "Boys should protect themselves [Entertainment Circle]" Introduction: A highly intelligent escape husband carries the whole audience~ Character design: The NPC public enemy in Langli is attacked by a mudslide at a certain station × the secret room bug of her father's boyfriend and the natural black actor Elements: Entertainment Circle + Escape + Live Broadcast "I pretend to be good, you pretend to be innocent" Introduction: Gong and Shou are vying to wear high-quality clothes. The layers of vests are like peeling onions. You take off one piece and I take off one~ Character design: Lure pretending to be innocent × wolf dog pretending to be a milk dog to attack Elements: University campus + network distribution + horse drop "After dressing up as a stick figure, I had sex with the male protagonist of the Mary Sue comic [Threading the book]" Introduction: Two stick figures fall in love in the Mary Sue world~ Character design: The style of painting is pure and strange, happy and free from sand sculptures × daily cracking and cold male god attack Elements: system + Mary Sue + middle-level sand sculpture comic style "After being accidentally marked by the strongest Enigma, we agreed to get married" Introduction: O is petite and has a great personality, and he wins the hearts of the whole school~ Character: A natural black crazy beauty with no words, no heart, no expression, O Shou × the most powerful E attack in the history of a slutty gangster Elements: body shape difference + double straight balls + double belly black "Just a couple's little tricks" Introduction: Innocent idiot couple fall in love~ Character design: Brave yet cowardly/Naughty but loves to flirt/Clingy and coquettish dog suffers × double standards to protect shortcomings/Dad boyfriend/Beauty pampers cat Gong Element: university campus + bamboo horse bamboo horse "Just a little trick for straight men" Introduction: The story of the scheming 1 using straight men's tricks to eat up the stupid 0 bit by bit~ Character design: Socially awesome/Shadowy and beautiful/Fat-faced little idiot with social barriers/Crazy Bingshan/Crazy critic of big beauties Elements: college campus + straight man tricks They are all adorable, brainless sweet pets. If you like them, you can go to Kangkang!ヾ(≧W≦*)ノ
Finished spreading flowers! I really want to see the extra story about Charles' couple (><) (I cried so loudly)
Woo hoo, I really feel like a side story of Kang Fu CP... Both couples are poking at me~
Ask for extras! ! ! ! ! ! ! !