He Likes Pink: A Secret Crush

Because Ye likes pink, I shamelessly changed my shirt to pink, so Ye could spot me at a glance in a crowd. Gentle, sensitive, insecure bottom × cheerful, sunny, flirtatious top First-person narration from the bottom's perspective, 1v1, both virgins, bittersweet but happy ending [Coming soon: Third-person, goofy sweet romance from the bottom's perspective, My Mental State Is Great] Lin Qingyao awakened. It turned out he was a cannon-fodder tool character in a melodramatic Mary Sue novel. He was a lovesick simp who couldn't have the protagonist top's love, and the protagonist bottom's walking blood bank and human organ-growing vessel. In the end, the scumbag tricked him onto an operating table, where he died giving his heart to the scumbag's first love. Awakened Lin Qingyao: I'm going to take everyone out equally :) * Scumbag's mother: "Here's a million. Leave my son!" Lin Qingyao: "Is your son only worth that much? Ten million! Don't make me look down on you!" Lin Qingyao goes to the airport with the scumbag to pick up his first love, who's returning from abroad. Lin Qingyao shoves the scumbag aside and throws his arms around the first love. He gently lifts his chin and says in a low voice: "Darling, long time no see. You're still as adorable as ever." The first love gazes at Lin Qingyao's bewitching smile and slowly blushes. Scumbag: "????" Stepmother: "Your younger brother wants to audition for this role. You don't have much acting skill anyway, so let him have it." Lin Qingyao flings the food in his stepmother's face on the spot. Before she can blow up, Lin Qingyao throws himself onto the floor. (Grabs his younger brother by the ankle) (howls) (screams) (crawls along ominously) (climbs onto his younger brother) (scoops up a handful of rice from the floor and stuffs it into his brother's mouth) "I know I'm a terrible actor. I've been trying so hard, so why do you still laugh at me? Why won't you give me a chance? Why, aaaaaah!" The whole family is so scared they think he's possessed, and they bundle him up and throw him out that very night. Lin Qingyao, free at last: Plan successful √ * After face-slapping the wealthy family, Lin Qingyao moves on to face-slap the entertainment industry. When an investor tries to use his power to force someone into bed, Lin Qingyao summons fifty burly men on the spot to livestream themselves doing hand dances for the investor. When a rising star is bullied by a senior, Lin Qingyao grabs the bugs from a box and runs around the stage, throwing them into everyone's faces. When the production team mistreats animals, Lin Qingyao turns into a monkey, grabs a vine, swings around, and kicks everyone into the water. Who can live without going crazy? #LinQingyaosMentalStateIsSoRelatable trends worldwide. Lin Qingyao becomes an overnight sensation. * One day, a female friend sends Lin Qingyao a photo of a handsome guy. Lin Qingyao drools over him and immediately posts on Weibo. Lin Qingyao V: [Photo.jpg] (My husband is so handsome) (Huff, huff) (Get in my bed) (Take me from the front) Five minutes later, the company's CEO reposts the post: Lu Yanting V: I'm at your door. Please open it [shy] The whole internet explodes. Lin Qingyao: ????? Oh no, I got carried away. Why didn't anyone tell me he was the CEO of our company? The scumbag is so jealous his eyes turn red, and he messages Lu Yanting from an alt account: He can crawl along ominously, howl in a twisted way, and even turn into a monkey and run around wreaking havoc! He's a deranged, unhinged lunatic. Are you blind? Lu Yanting: So cute. Scumbag: ? Lu Yanting: I'm in love, I'm in love. Scumbag: Spits blood.jpg * Face-slapping bonus scene: Scumbag: Is Qingyao willing to donate his heart today? Butler: No, but Mr. Bai is on his way here with a knife. He says he's going to cut out your heart and offer it to Mr. Lin. Scumbag: ???? * Romance bonus scene: When he wakes up in the morning, his husband isn't in bed. Lin Qingyao: Who stole my husband? (Runs around) Who? (Howls at the sky) Was it you who stole my husband? (Grabs the butler by the collar) Tell me, was it you? (The butler stammers) (Glares fiercely) What? It wasn't you? (Utterly confused) Then who stole my husband? Who? (Keeps running) (Runs headfirst into a wall of muscle, ) (Gets kissed) (End scene) Lu Yanting gently wraps an arm around Lin Qingyao's waist and smooths his tousled hair: "Good boy, stop running. You've scared the butler." Lin Qingyao becomes obedient in a second. (Looks left and right) (No one's here) (Quickly steals a kiss from her husband's lips) (Tries to run away) (Gets pulled back and kissed passionately) (Blushing) (Shy) Butler: Too scared to make a sound.jpg I'm just part of your little game. * A carefree, happy, big-sunshine puppy bottom × a gentle, doting top with an 800-meter-thick love filter who thinks even the bottom's ominous crawling is ridiculously cute 1v1, both virgins, goofy sweet romance, happy ending Theme: Everyone has the right to pursue happiness. Be brave and give it a try; anything is possible.