[Upcoming: The Ordinary Guy Is Still Living Straight in a BL World Today and I Stay Alive by Sticking Close to My Rival [Entertainment Industry]. Their blurbs are at the very bottom. The blurb for this story is below ↓↓↓]
The timid little guy is exactly what his name suggests: a total coward.
One day, he transmigrated into the body of a vicious cannon-fodder character and was bound to a system tasked with saving the villain.
He had to reform the villain 100% before he could go home.
In the novel, the vicious cannon fodder was infatuated with the male lead gong and jealous of the male lead shou. He repeatedly provoked and insulted the shou, until the great villain, who loved the shou, pinned him down with one paw and killed him.
The great villain, meanwhile, was willing to be killed by the male lead gong for the sake of the shou.
The great villain grew up in the slums.
Because of a genetic defect, he had wolf ears and a wolf tail. The other children mocked him, and his adoptive parents despised him.
His only redeeming feature was his stunningly beautiful face.
So his adoptive parents sold him as a slave.
Unexpectedly, the great villain destroyed his own face to avoid being humiliated, ruining a major deal in the process.
The furious slave owner locked him in an iron cage like a dog and left him to die.
When the timid little guy arrived, the original owner of his body was using a jeweled scepter to lift the chin of a wolf-eared boy in the cage, speaking with arrogant contempt:
"Give me a bark. If it sounds good, I'll take you with me."
The pitiful little boy, who would grow up to become the world-destroying great villain, glared at him with blood-red eyes, a vicious look in his gaze. His face was covered in filthy blood, and he looked ready to tear apart the cage, leap out, and rip him to pieces at any moment.
The timid little guy's legs turned to jelly, and tears trembled in his eyes. Without thinking, he gave a shaky bark: "Woof~"
The great villain: "...?"
The timid little guy: "G-good enough, right? Then hurry up and come home with me~" qwq
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Later, the little wolf pup gradually grew into a big wolf, and the tail behind him wagged more enthusiastically with every passing day.
The timid little guy: Do... do wolves wag their tails? ovo
And then the male lead shou appeared.
In the novel, the male lead shou used the only healing ability in the entire interstellar world to cure the male lead gong, the villain, and others, becoming the salvation of the whole galaxy.
He also became the great villain's salvation.
The timid little guy watched with wide eyes as the male lead shou healed the great villain.
He watched with wide eyes as the male lead gong got jealous and started sulking, fought with the great villain, and destroyed the little garden the timid little guy had carefully decorated together with the great villain.
Then... he watched with wide eyes as the great villain, face dark, packed up and threw both the male lead gong and shou out, while the shou apologized in embarrassment.
The timid little guy was dumbfounded.
What happened to salvation?
A furry tail curled around his waist, and a familiar, low, husky voice sounded beside his ear:
"Master, you've been looking at them for too long today."
The timid little guy was tossed onto the bed, dizzy and disoriented.
He puzzledly pawed through the pile of clothes beneath him and complained in a slightly aggrieved voice:
"Why did you take all my clothes out? They're such a pain to put away!"
"Making a nest."
"Huh?"
And then... the timid little guy was eaten up. qaq
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Given a second life, all he wanted was to trample every scumbag who had ever humiliated him underfoot, then waste away and die.
Until one day, a bold little bundle of fluff dared to bark at him, then carry him back to its den.
The nerve.
Never mind. Once a nest is built, it's his.
No one else can take him away.
Soft, fluffy-loving coward shou x beautiful, powerful, tragic, obsessive villain gong
1v1, both virgins, younger gong raised by the shou, villain redemption, sweet romance HE
[Important] In his previous life, the gong wasn't in love with the male lead shou. The shou only saw that in a novel; the real world isn't like that.
[The Ordinary Guy Is Still Living Straight in a BL World Today: strong gong x strong shou, younger gong, third-person narration, stone-faced, cold high-school gong who loves making snarky comments x mixed-race beauty, seductive tycoon shou]
1
I'm an ordinary high school student.
I realized I seemed to be in a BL world.
Men were holding hands everywhere on the streets.
This terrifying realization sent me into a panic.
I rushed to the classroom, flung open the door, and saw our cool and aloof class president pinning our cocky, rebellious school bully against a desk and kissing him.
Oh no, my eyes.
The class president immediately took off his uniform jacket and covered the school bully's head with it, then shot me a look sharp as a knife.
"..."
"Sorry to interrupt. Please, carry on."
I closed the door without changing my expression.
How could I forget? The ratio of boys to girls at our school is an absurd ten to one!
They might as well rename this dump BL High School...
Wait, what was my school called again?
I tremblingly opened my student ID and took a look.
It really was called BL High School!
I closed my student ID, my pupils trembling violently.
This world is full of danger.
2
Oh, I forgot to mention.
Half the boys at our school are school heartthrobs, and the other half are school bullies.
What a bizarre school.
How did I never notice before?
At least I'm just an ordinary passerby.
I looked in the mirror.
What a handsome face.
I'm doomed.
I don't look very ordinary.
Turns out I'm one of the school heartthrobs too. (Eyes wide)
3
I'm straight.
To keep living a straight life in a BL world, I spent a week reading all the campus danmei novels on Jinjiang and compiling a list of patterns.
BL danger-zone character types:
School heartthrob, top student, failing student, male idol, ice prince, unattainable beauty, universally disliked, universally adored...
BL danger-zone behaviors:
Online dating, sports competitions, fighting, skipping class, sharing a bed, bathing together, bringing breakfast, declaring yourself totally straight... (Huh??)
Please strike through the first sentence in section three. Thank you.
4
I'm straight.
(Strike through)
I'm what you think I am.
To keep living a straight life in a BL world, I have to avoid all dangerous character types and behaviors.
To avoid the top student type, I only ever get full marks on the final question of a test.
To avoid the ice prince type, I always say at least three sentences when I speak.
To avoid being universally adored, I never show anyone a kind expression.
To avoid being universally disliked, I get along with everyone and always lend a hand. I'm a brick: wherever I'm needed, that's where I go.
I'm dedicated to finding boyfriends for every single man around me.
And calmly dodging the love lines they shoot my way.
I never fight, date online, or bring breakfast for my male classmates.
I just happened to come to the rescue when I walked down a dark alley and found a weak, young tycoon surrounded by thugs.
I just happened to personally cook medicinal food for the tycoon for a week when his stomach was acting up.
I just happen to say good morning and good night to the tycoon on my phone every day.
That's all.
5
I became the unattainable flower on the high peak of our school.
The boys treated me like a god.
Wherever I went, the gongs would gaze at me in worship, while the shous would look at me with unrequited longing.
And the tycoon in my arms grew redder in the face day by day.
I was quite satisfied with this.
"..."
Something feels a little off, doesn't it?
Never mind. Forget it.
The tycoon's stomach is acting up again. I'd better go massage it.
He says my hands are big and warm, and that whenever I rub his stomach, it works wonders. (Blushing)
This ordinary guy is still living straight in a BL world today. :)
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[I Stay Alive by Sticking Close to My Rival [Entertainment Industry]: shou POV, sweet, fluffy, silly, feel-good entertainment industry story ↓↓↓]
Top-tier star An Zhitu and triple-threat film emperor Lu Chenye are famous rivals in the entertainment industry.
One day, An Zhitu suddenly died and was bound to a life-extension System just before he passed away.
Hold hands for 1 second, live 5 seconds longer.
Hug for 1 second, live 10 seconds longer.
Kiss for 1 second, live 1 minute longer.
Help each other for 1 second, live 5 minutes longer.
Have sex for 1 second, live 10 minutes longer.
An Zhitu: ...Damn, could it be any stingier?!
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To stay alive, An Zhitu started trying every possible way to get close to Lu Chenye.
"Lu Chenye, your hands are so big. Let's compare."
News: The Rabbit-and-Wolf crew has an arm-wrestling match. The film queen bets on An Zhitu and wins a hundred yuan off the Best Actor. She may be the biggest winner.
"Lu Chenye, your pecs are huge. Let me feel them."
News: The Rabbit-and-Wolf variety show hosts a physique contest. To show off his strength, Lu Chenye picks An Zhitu up by the waist with one arm and spins him around a full 360 degrees.
Fans of both stars: ??? What the hell are these ridiculous headlines? Are the reporters okay?
After getting drunk, An Zhitu said:
"Brother A Ye, your lips are so pretty. Give me a kiss..."
Then he lunged at him and planted a big smooch~
Lu Chenye's dark eyes quietly watched the cute little thing who had thrown himself into his arms. Rip! With one forceful tug, he accidentally tore the leg of his pants.
An Zhitu didn't know that every time he got close to Lu Chenye, Lu Chenye's heart trembled with delight.
It turned out that the seemingly cold, tough film emperor was actually a super-duper cute-things lover.
And he couldn't resist soft, adorable little cuties like An Zhitu.
*
Lu Chenye suspected that his soft, cute rival liked him.
So he went straight to confess.
An Zhitu was so startled that he dropped the act and confessed everything.
After hearing him out, Lu Chenye fell silent.
Just as An Zhitu thought Lu Chenye had decided he was crazy and was about to tell him to go see a doctor, Lu Chenye pressed a fist to his lips and coughed lightly. "Next time you want to kiss me, you don't have to pretend to be drunk. I'm willing."
A brilliant red crept onto the tips of his ears.
An Zhitu's face slowly turned red too. "Y-you said it! You can't take it back!"
And so, to stay alive, An Zhitu became a kissing fiend.
Some time later,
Lu Chenye: "How about we try helping each other? I can go for half an hour, and you'll live 6.25 days longer each time."
An Zhitu: ...That might not be such a bad idea. (Scratches head)
Some time later, Lu Chenye decided his little cutie definitely really liked him now and confessed again.
"Would... would you like to sleep with me? I can go for an hour, and you'll live 25 days longer each time."
An Zhitu's face turned bright red.
Who proposes like that?!
"Then... remember to be gentle." /////
*
Everyone in the entertainment industry knew the Rabbit and Wolf teams didn't get along. Their fanbases would tear into each other until the ends of the earth, and fans couldn't go a moment without accusing each other of being exactly alike!
Until one day on a variety show, Lu Chenye was asked to call the first friend in his contacts.
An Zhitu's clear, sweet voice came through:
"Lu Chenye! You only kissed me for half an hour the day before yesterday. It's been over a day already, and I can't keep living like this! Waaaah, hurry over and kiss me, it's an emergency!"
Everyone in the studio: ???
The director fainted.
That night, Weibo exploded.
*
Soft, clingy, straightforward, airheaded little cutie shou x outwardly tough, hard-to-resist-cute-things, overflowing-with-girlish-feelings-for-his-shou, cold-faced gong who has plenty to say but always blurts out shocking things
Theme: Be self-reliant and strong. No matter what difficulties you face, live bravely and resolutely
The final text of Tui Tui Guigui's main acceptance~|ω*o)
"After entering the sadistic novel, the society is afraid of being sick and weak and just wants to sleep"
Introduction: After entering the sadistic novel, the weak and weak salted fish in society is doted on by the boss~
Character design: The sick and weak society is afraid that the salty dog will be attacked by the evil and powerful gangster.
Elements: Wearing books + double straight balls and double long mouths + wealthy family + sand sculpture sweet pet + age strength
"Boys should protect themselves [Entertainment Circle]"
Introduction: A highly intelligent escape husband carries the whole audience~
Character design: The NPC public enemy in Langli is attacked by a mudslide at a certain station × the secret room bug of her father's boyfriend and the natural black actor
Elements: Entertainment Circle + Escape + Live Broadcast
"I pretend to be good, you pretend to be innocent"
Introduction: Gong and Shou are vying to wear high-quality clothes. The layers of vests are like peeling onions. You take off one piece and I take off one~
Character design: Lure pretending to be innocent × wolf dog pretending to be a milk dog to attack
Elements: University campus + network distribution + horse drop
"After dressing up as a stick figure, I had sex with the male protagonist of the Mary Sue comic [Threading the book]"
Introduction: Two stick figures fall in love in the Mary Sue world~
Character design: The style of painting is pure and strange, happy and free from sand sculptures × daily cracking and cold male god attack
Elements: system + Mary Sue + middle-level sand sculpture comic style
"After being accidentally marked by the strongest Enigma, we agreed to get married"
Introduction: O is petite and has a great personality, and he wins the hearts of the whole school~
Character: A natural black crazy beauty with no words, no heart, no expression, O Shou × the most powerful E attack in the history of a slutty gangster
Elements: body shape difference + double straight balls + double belly black
"Just a couple's little tricks"
Introduction: Innocent idiot couple fall in love~
Character: Brave yet timid/Cute but loves to flirt/Clingy and coquettish dog shou × double standard to protect shortcomings/Dad boyfriend/Beauty doting on cats and cats
Element: university campus + bamboo horse bamboo horse
"Just a little trick for straight men"
Introduction: The story of the scheming 1 using straight men's tricks to eat up the stupid 0 bit by bit~
Character design: Socially awesome/Shadowy and beautiful/Fat-faced little idiot with social barriers/Crazy Bingshan/Crazy critic of big beauties
Elements: college campus + straight man tricks
They are all adorable, brainless sweet pets. If you like them, you can go to Kangkang!ヾ(≧W≦*)ノ
I fainted from laughter. . What is this Shura Field? I laughed so hard.
No more extras? I still want to watch it (woooooooooooooooooo XX)
It's so sweet, but the name is so careless. It turns out that Shou is really called a coward...!
The plot is a bit shallow, but really sweet
I feel like my wife has obsessive-compulsive disorder and the number of words must be rounded up.
A bit silly, a bit funny and quite cute
It looks good. I like it. It would be great if there were extras.
The final text of Tui Tui Guigui's main acceptance~|ω*o) "After entering the sadistic novel, the society is afraid of being sick and weak and just wants to sleep" Introduction: After entering the sadistic novel, the weak and weak salted fish in society is doted on by the boss~ Character design: The sick and weak society is afraid that the salty dog will be attacked by the evil and powerful gangster. Elements: Wearing books + double straight balls and double long mouths + wealthy family + sand sculpture sweet pet + age strength "Boys should protect themselves [Entertainment Circle]" Introduction: A highly intelligent escape husband carries the whole audience~ Character design: The NPC public enemy in Langli is attacked by a mudslide at a certain station × the secret room bug of her father's boyfriend and the natural black actor Elements: Entertainment Circle + Escape + Live Broadcast "I pretend to be good, you pretend to be innocent" Introduction: Gong and Shou are vying to wear high-quality clothes. The layers of vests are like peeling onions. You take off one piece and I take off one~ Character design: Lure pretending to be innocent × wolf dog pretending to be a milk dog to attack Elements: University campus + network distribution + horse drop "After dressing up as a stick figure, I had sex with the male protagonist of the Mary Sue comic [Threading the book]" Introduction: Two stick figures fall in love in the Mary Sue world~ Character design: The style of painting is pure and strange, happy and free from sand sculptures × daily cracking and cold male god attack Elements: system + Mary Sue + middle-level sand sculpture comic style "After being accidentally marked by the strongest Enigma, we agreed to get married" Introduction: O is petite and has a great personality, and he wins the hearts of the whole school~ Character: A natural black crazy beauty with no words, no heart, no expression, O Shou × the most powerful E attack in the history of a slutty gangster Elements: body shape difference + double straight balls + double belly black "Just a couple's little tricks" Introduction: Innocent idiot couple fall in love~ Character: Brave yet timid/Cute but loves to flirt/Clingy and coquettish dog shou × double standard to protect shortcomings/Dad boyfriend/Beauty doting on cats and cats Element: university campus + bamboo horse bamboo horse "Just a little trick for straight men" Introduction: The story of the scheming 1 using straight men's tricks to eat up the stupid 0 bit by bit~ Character design: Socially awesome/Shadowy and beautiful/Fat-faced little idiot with social barriers/Crazy Bingshan/Crazy critic of big beauties Elements: college campus + straight man tricks They are all adorable, brainless sweet pets. If you like them, you can go to Kangkang!ヾ(≧W≦*)ノ
I fainted from laughter. . What is this Shura Field? I laughed so hard.
No more extras? I still want to watch it (woooooooooooooooooo XX)
It's so sweet, but the name is so careless. It turns out that Shou is really called a coward...!
The plot is a bit shallow, but really sweet
I feel like my wife has obsessive-compulsive disorder and the number of words must be rounded up.
A bit silly, a bit funny and quite cute
It looks good. I like it. It would be great if there were extras.
Looks good! I really like the redemption story! !
Finished reading! Do you like it?