What a Coincidence, You're a Player Too

[Coming Soon: A silly, sweet shou-centered romance, "Even a Chuunibyou Has to Fall in Love [School]". Its blurb is below. The blurb for this novel is here.]

Secretary Su transmigrates and gets bound to a Player System, which requires him to play different roles and win over different targets.

Missions (Role x Target):

Pure-hearted flower x sinister big shot

Flirtatious young master x loyal bodyguard

Aloof CEO x ruthless assistant

Queen of the nightlife x innocent campus heartthrob

Sweet little mermaid x icy movie star

Secretary Su thinks, You people really know how to have fun. By the end, some of you aren't even human anymore. He asks the System, "What if my other boyfriends find out and start fighting?"

System: "Impossible. The System guarantees that all your targets will be strangers with no connections to one another. We'll also give the Host a different body for each script. Even if you stripped completely naked, they wouldn't recognize you."

But stripping naked is out of the question. Secretary Su will perform, but he won't sleep with anyone.

So Secretary Su relaxes. Secretary Su is ready to play.

It isn't until he's done playing around and the whole thing has gone off the rails that he learns those "strangers with no connections" were all played by the same person.

That person is also bound to a Player System, tasked with playing different roles to win over different targets. His targets are the roles played by Secretary Su.

And this person, who is also bound to a Player System, is none other than his real-life boss.

Secretary Su: "???"

Sorry, I'm not only a little dizzy now, I'm also shaking.

#You think you're winning me over, but I'm actually winning you over#

#You're a player? What a coincidence, so am I#

#Pushing the limits of getting fired again today#

1v1, both leads are each other's only partners, sweet HE

["Even a Chuunibyou Has to Fall in Love [School]": a silly, sweet school romance below]

As a loyal three-heart reader on Jinjiang, Chu Huaifeng once stayed up all night reading novels. His head spun, he bumped it and damaged his brain, and when he opened his eyes again, the whole world had changed.

The boy sitting behind him was the school's only healing, universally adored mermaid. Not only was he beautiful and kind, he could sing and lay eggs (?);

Their class monitor seemed aloof and proud, but was actually an Omega pretending to be an Alpha. In X days, his suppressants would wear off, and he'd be marked by the Alpha-pretending class monitor from the neighboring class;

And his desk mate, the campus heartthrob and lifelong nemesis Lu Bozhou, was a succubus boss who had crossed over from an infinite-flow world!

Chu Huaifeng: Their class really is full of hidden talents!

Then he looked at himself...

He'd been bound to a PDA System and had to collect enough charm points from the succubus, or he'd be GG???

Chu Huaifeng: Hello? What's your problem?

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Lu Bozhou suddenly realized that his adorable desk mate, who was always baring his teeth at him, had become incredibly clingy:

Stealing a kiss on his cheek while he napped at his desk;

Pretending to stumble into his arms and sit on his lap when getting into his seat;

Even blushing and telling him, "You're really amazing," when they went to the bathroom;

Lu Bozhou: I get it. He has a crush on me.

Some time later,

Lu Bozhou: He's so sweet. I want him to be my wife.

Some more time later,

Lu Bozhou: So I was just imagining things. Sweetheart's only acting this way because his brain is broken.

Lu Bozhou turns dark for a minute and smiles slyly. "Is it just charm points you need? I'll give them to you."

Chu Huaifeng: Damn, he's such a good person. I was wrong about him!

And so...

Damn, the succubus is as powerful as ever today. (*つ/////C)

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Later, Chu Huaifeng's mind clears while he's in Lu Bozhou's arms.

Lu Bozhou lifts his chin and kisses his cheek, his voice low and amused. "Sweetheart, have you got enough charm points for today? If not, should I carry you princess-style around the track a couple of times?"

Chu Huaifeng: "..."

Aaaah, what have I done?! Kill me, right now!!!

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Cool, sweet, silly, tsundere chuunibyou shou x scheming, shameless, self-deluded campus heartthrob gong who falls ill with love

1v1, both leads are each other's only partners, silly, sweet HE

Theme: May the world be at peace.