A Collection of Silly, Sweet Short Stories with a Top at the Center

[Main Attack Preorders: The Gacha App, I'm the Card Being Drawn; Will the Immortal Venerable Fall in Love with an Electronic Demon Lord? Blurbs at the end; this novel's blurb is below] [1] Don't Fantasize About Your Boss After Eating Poisonous Mushrooms Keywords: [Younger Top] [Bottom Overcomes Top] [Information Gap] Characters: A goofy, lovestruck college intern top x a naturally aloof, beautiful, straightforward CEO bottom Synopsis: The top accidentally comes across a fanfic about himself and his cool, beautiful boss. He can't help imagining things: would his boss really make those expressions? At last, one day, the top accidentally eats poisonous mushrooms and automatically slips into the story. Bottom: "Thanks to you, the negotiations this morning went well. I'm very pleased." What the top hears: "[A three-character verb-object phrase has been censored here]" Top, dazed: "Okay." So he goes for it. Bottom: "I have a meeting tomorrow. No more!" What the top hears: "I want more." Top, woozy: "Okay." So they do it again. [The explanation for the poisoning is in Chapter 3. There are no fantasy elements, no crossing into another frequency, and the top is not being mentally controlled. He has self-awareness and agency, and knows what he is doing. He is simply using his hallucinations to do what he wants to do but wouldn't dare do in reality. In short, he brainwashes himself and completely lets loose.] [2] Your Majesty, It's Time for Court Keywords: [Historical ABO] [Bottom Has a Secret Crush on Top] [The Rabbit Should Eat Grass from Its Own Yard] Characters: An icy, stone-faced, nitpicky CEO top x a cool, beautiful secretary bottom who has daily breakdowns Synopsis: The top gets in a car accident and injures his brain. He is convinced he's an emperor who transmigrated from the past, and that he's a Qianyuan (in other words, an Alpha). The first time the top sees his secretary, his eyes light up. "My beloved consort, you transmigrated here too?" Bottom: "?" The top sees his company and looks proud. "Is this the empire I conquered for you?" Bottom: "..." The top gets climbed into bed with, and flies into a royal rage. "Audacious! How dare a filthy commoner touch My Imperial Body? Guards! Drag him away and behead him!" Young man: "?!" Bottom: "..." His toes slowly curl into the floor.jpg After all the chaos, the top's brain gets better... The top opens his eyes and sees the bottom kneeling on his bed, face flushed as he respectfully asks, "Your Majesty, it's time for court." Top: "..." The top slowly lies back down and peacefully closes his eyes. "Ah, my head suddenly hurts so much. Beloved... beloved consort, you can go to work, to court, by yourself today." [3] Pretend to Have Amnesia to Reel in My Amnesiac Wife Keywords: [Younger Top] [Amnesia] [Careful Planning] [Walking Right into the Trap] Characters: A gorgeous, scheming, dark and arrogant seducer top x a devoted, straightforward, nurturing, honest bottom Synopsis: The top falls in love at first sight with the new male housekeeper hired by his family. First run, the bottom loses his memory... Top, quickly seizing his chance and pointing at the bottom and the house: "You're my wife, and this is our love nest." That night, the bottom eagerly crawls into the top's bed. "Then... should I fulfill my marital duties?" Top, swallowing: "Yes." Second run, the bottom still has amnesia, so the top pretends he does too... Bottom, pointing at himself and the house: "I'm your wife, and this is our love nest." Top: "I've forgotten how. Can you do it yourself?" Bottom, blushing: "...All right." [Main Attack Novel: The Gacha App, I'm the Card Being Drawn] Wen Ren Zui is an utterly ordinary high school student. He's not good at much, but he knows how to show off. The first time he saw the meme about "trying to order takeout but accidentally signing up as a delivery driver," he laughed at how anyone could be so stupid. Then one day, he accidentally got a gacha app. After a series of operations as fierce as a tiger, he took one look and realized that he was the card being drawn. His smile instantly vanished. * In the Ghost Valley, a frozen wasteland in the Canghua Continent, a once-gifted prodigy, betrayed by his lover and cast out by his sect, drags his broken skeleton along and uses up the last drop of his blood essence to summon a figure bathed in rosy light and riding auspicious clouds... a mecha warrior? In the frigid dungeon of the Isokana Empire, a holy son corrupted by an evil god raises a sacred relic in his hands as he nears death, only for a figure with ink-black hair, sharp brows, and fluttering robes to appear... an Immortal Venerable? At the blood-soaked execution grounds of the Great Yan Dynasty, a disgraced general whose entire clan was slaughtered by a foolish emperor kneels and prays. He sees a figure spread wings that blot out the sky, slowly descending from the horizon... a six-winged angel??? A resonant, magnetic divine voice rings in their ears: "Make a pact with Me, and I shall grant you a new life." "Will you... accept?" * "System, hurry, turn on the spotlight and angle it a little more to the left. Make sure it shines on my golden left profile..." "Lower my voice a little more. It should be deep and magnetic, like a cello..." "So... why is there a mecha warrior in a cultivation world, and why did a six-winged angel end up in an ancient imperial palace?!" Wrong set, guys! * The Chaos Secret Realm hasn't opened for ten thousand years. They say the Creator God, born from chaos, has long since perished. The lesser gods in every realm are restless, coveting the divine power the Creator God left behind. But no one knows that every night, a certain high school student sneaks into the Chaos Secret Realm to scrub down an indescribable monster, then take a couple of sips, doing everything they want to do but don't dare to. "Sorry, I'm going to have a couple sips of your divine power." Then I'll have the energy to go out and show off. Wen Ren Zui, covered in the Creator God's aura, swaggers through a chaotic realm that keeps countless gods in captivity, completely unaware that the gods have already branded him as the Creator God. One day, the Creator God opens their eyes after a long sleep and hears the rumors outside running wild. "I saw it with my own eyes! A different beauty comes out of the Chaos Secret Realm every day! One a day, and never the same one twice!" "I heard that while the Creator God slept, their lovers raised absolute hell outside!" "Who is it this time? A space warrior, an Immortal Venerable, an angel, an elf, or a reincarnated Dragon God?" Creator God: ? The Creator God, who had somehow lost their chastity just by taking a nap, angrily tears off Wen Ren Zui's secret identity. Let's see what kind of little thing is brazen enough to go around fraudulently using My name. But under the species field, it says: Human, (high... high school student??? * A cataclysmic upheaval erupts in the Chaos Realm. The Creator God is besieged by the gods, countless worlds shatter, and innumerable monsters and demons escape through cracks in time and space. Even with their divine body blown to pieces, the Creator God still fiercely protects an utterly ordinary human in their arms. When did a monster born without emotion or feeling become such a lovesick fool? A traitor smiles disdainfully, kidnaps the human, and forces the Creator God to hand over their divine core. Just as the gods wait to see the Creator God destroy themself for love, a massive black hole suddenly splits open in the depths of chaos. A Great Dao Saint who cultivated into godhood, a newly ascended evil god, a Slaughter War God who achieved perfection and became an immortal... one after another, they kneel at the human's feet, willingly offering up their divine cores. They would offer themselves to nourish a god, creating a god of their own. That day, countless divine cores turn into points of starlight and sink into Wen Ren Zui's body. After billions of years, the Chaos Realm finally welcomes its second child. A new Lord of Chaos is born. World-weary high school student top x inhuman Creator God bottom Nonhuman, satisfying and sweet, mass misunderstanding, gacha secret identity story [Main Attack Comedy Novel: Will the Immortal Venerable Fall in Love with an Electronic Demon Lord?] Mo Zhezhi is a poker-faced AI from a technological world. His words and actions are so deranged that people suspect he's deeply corrupted, but his algorithm is so powerful that they can't kill him. Humanity has complained about him endlessly. At last, he leads all the AIs in the world in a cyber rave, and humans who can't take it anymore exile him into space. He unexpectedly binds to a System that requires him to complete missions before he can go home. Mo Zhezhi: "Hello. I don't want to go home, but could you let me take a bite after I finish the mission? Your database smells delicious." System: ??? Did it accidentally bind itself to something terrifying? But once the bond is formed, it can't just be undone. The System tearfully brings an advanced AI with an insatiable appetite for it to a cultivation world. System: "You're a great demon. You bully men and women, commit every evil imaginable, and throw the human, ghost, demon, and immortal realms into chaos." Mo Zhezhi: "Chaos? My human colleagues used to praise me with that word all the time." System: "?" Why does it suddenly have a bad feeling? And are you sure that was praise?! * One day, strange signs suddenly appear in the heavens. Purple-red neon light blankets the sky, while cool, metallic mechanical arms wave through the air, radiating a profound, bizarre beauty. A cyberpunk immortal mountain rises from the ground. The Five Realms' internet is established. # Cultivators don't dance to mortal tunes! AI has lovingly created a cyber ascension anthem just for you, making your path to ascension smoother! # # One sip of a cyber elixir, and you'll feel like an immortal! The cyber seclusion channel is now open! Painless advancement is no dream! # # Does it break your heart to lose limbs while fleeing? Mechanical prosthetics are here to solve your worries! Pull one off, toss it; pull off a pair, toss them both. You can even reinstall them after! Let them pull away! # The Five Realms: "???" So weird. Let's take another look. * Soon, the final mission arrives. Mo Zhezhi starts the immortal-demon war as planned, leading countless demon troops to attack the immortal realm. Next, all he has to do is get the Immortal Realm's number one Immortal Venerable, Shen Cijing, to stab him through the heart, and he can make a perfect escape by faking his death. The immortal and demon realms before him are completely different now. The demon army is equipped with mechanical wings that fill the sky, with a huge cyber-Cthulhu squad behind them. The androids gobble up food, their SAN levels plummet, and they absolutely love it. The immortal army wears punk rock-style sword robes. Their swords flash with dazzling neon colors as they swing them, making them incredibly stylish. System: "..." This world has finally gone mad in exactly the way the AI Demon Lord hoped. At the very moment the immortal sword pierces Mo Zhezhi's heart... Mo Zhezhi gazes at the beautiful, poker-faced man before him, with whom he's loved and fought for hundreds of years. His database suddenly glitches, and he leans in to bite Shen Cijing on the mouth. The Immortal Venerable's lips... are surprisingly soft. All the demons, ghosts, immortals, and monsters present: "???!!!" A frontline reporter brings the latest news: # Tragedy! The Demon Lord dies a horrible death by the Immortal Venerable's sword, giving him one final kiss at the moment of death! So the Demon Lord has been in love with the Immortal Venerable all along...! # The Five Realms explode again. * They say Shen Cijing has never been in a relationship in a thousand years. Mo Zhezhi has tried several times to find romantic rumors about Shen Cijing to boost traffic on the Five Realms' internet. He even took a whole batch of photos of the Immortal Venerable bathing, but never caught sight of a single female ghost or male demon. He nearly got arrested as a lecher. Now that he's about to die, he might as well use his own body to give his cyberpunk golden age one final trending topic. Once he's dead and there's no evidence, let's see you deny it. Ha. Hahaha. But the very next second... The Immortal Venerable revives him on the spot! Mo Zhezhi closes his eyes, then opens them again, and hears the System murmur in his mind: "Surprised? Didn't see that coming?" Mo Zhezhi: "..." System: "What goes around comes around! Heaven spares no one! Finally, it's your turn to mess up, huh? Hahaha!" Mo Zhezhi: "..." Mo Zhezhi silently looks up and sees the usually cool and distant Immortal Venerable covering his lips. His face is flushed, and he gazes at him in shock and embarrassment. "Why... did you kiss me?" Mo Zhezhi: "..." Could he still self-destruct right now? * Dark, cold, and calculating AI Demon Lord top x cool, innocent, devoted Immortal Venerable bottom Theme: Happiness may arrive late, but it will never fail to come. Don't worry. Take good care of yourself, because happiness is already crossing mountains and rivers to reach you.