Don't Fall in Love with a Crazy Beauty

Xia Nian Shaluo is an excellent eater who feeds on other people's love and desire. She's a master of secret identities, and always wipes her mouth and runs after a meal. Her favorite dish is always the next one. With the great detective Ranpo as her strategist, Xia Nian Shaluo never messes up. Until one day, her former keeper, whom she'd blocked, found them both. Xia Nian Shaluo wanted to add these two rules to The Sea King's Survival Guide: 1. Don't go near sorcerers. They're all crazy, and you can't beat them. 2. Don't go near the Mafia. They'll put you on a wanted list. That is, if she lives long enough to publish the book. Coming Soon: She Was Born to Rule You transmigrated. The good news: You're the country's only designated heir. The immortal blood of heroes flows through your veins, the light is with you, and you were born to rule. The bad news: On the day of your coming-of-age ceremony, the rebels reach your doorstep. The royal family believes the most important thing is for everyone to stay together. The good news: You can reload your save. The bad news: So you've been killed as a group five times. After dying and coming back to life once again, Luo Lin sat on the throne and looked down at the enemies she'd faced in each of her past lives. The chief chancellor, the dream man of ninety million imperial girls, personally chopped off her head after wiping out every member of the royal bloodline. The grand duke, who ruled the frozen northern lands, pretended to work with her, then sold her out for treason. The neighboring prince, free as the wind, invited her to see a wider world even as he waged war to annex her country. The young pope, hailed as “the glory of God”... Oh, a scumbag who wanted to lock her up. Luo Lin clasped her hands. “Thanks, but no thanks. I've decided to give up. I'll drink some poison tonight to calm my nerves. Better to die early and be reborn early.” Then she became the beloved ruler of the country. Every morning, she woke up to see her enemies bowing their heads in submission. Every night, she dreamed of working overtime under the 996 schedule. Luo Lin considered jumping off a building tonight to calm her nerves. Better to die early and retire early. Theme: Wanting to be loved is a human instinct. There's nothing wrong with it.