There's Always a Sorcerer Trying to Trick Me into Marriage

As a fallen deity who commands the curses of the world, Hei Mo Sang Luo worked hard to switch careers and become a Fortune God with a stable government salary. First, she set up two divine attendants for her shabby little shrine. One was called Sukuna, and the other had the surname Gojo. They were both awful, but at least one was great at fighting and the other was brilliant at making money. They soon had the shrine thriving and flourishing. But Hei Mo Sang Luo's good fortune didn't last long. Because the first wanted to kill her, and the second wanted to seal her away. Luckily, fallen deities draw their power from humanity's negative emotions, and she was tough to kill. After Hei Mo Sang Luo clawed her way out of the dirt, she decided to learn from her mistakes and rebuild her career from the ground up. However, she soon discovered a problem: those two bastard divine attendants of hers were tough to kill, too. Hei Mo Sang Luo: I'm tired. Let's destroy everything. Waiting online for an offer from the Cursed Spirit Group with a million a year in salary. Western Fantasy, Upcoming: She Was Born to Be King You transmigrate. The good news: You are the country's sole designated heir. The undying blood of heroes flows through your veins, the light is with you, and you were born to be king. The bad news: On the day of your coming-of-age ceremony, the rebels reach the palace gates. The most important thing for the royal family is to stick together. The good news: You can reload your save. The bad news: So you've been killed together with your family five times. After dying and coming back to life once more, Luo Lin sits on the throne and looks down at all her former enemies. The chief minister, the dream man of ninety million imperial girls, personally beheaded her after wiping out the entire royal bloodline. The grand duke who rules the icy north pretended to work with her, then sold her out on charges of treason. The neighboring kingdom's prince, as free as the wind, invited her to see the wider world while waging war to annex her land. The young pope hailed as "the Glory of God"... Oh, a scumbag who wants to lock her up. Luo Lin clasps her hands: Thanks for the offer. I've decided to give up. I'll drink a cup of poison tonight to calm my nerves. Better to die early and be reborn sooner. Then she becomes the beloved king of the country. Every day, she opens her eyes to see her enemies bowing their heads in submission, and closes them only to dream about working overtime, six days a week, nine to nine. Luo Lin considers jumping off a building tonight to calm her nerves. Better to die early and retire sooner. Theme: Mountains can crumble, rivers can run dry, and relying on others leads straight to a bleak future.