The Literary Giant Akutagawa Doesn't Want to Be a Fighter

[This story is complete. The next one will be The Pineapple-Head Ambassador of Peace.] When Akutagawa was young, he had a dream. When he woke up, he couldn't remember anything, but two lines remained imprinted on his mind: His entire life belonged to literature. The clash between good and evil in Rashomon was powerful enough to shake the world. At that moment, literature planted a seed in his heart, and someone watered it until it sprouted. He had a beautiful beginning and a life full of twists and turns. In the end, he and everyone else would find their way to a happy ending! Faced with someone who loved literature and didn't want to be a fighter, quite a few people were at a loss: Bandage Freak: Did you just interrupt my date with the Goddess of Death? Him: My apologies. I'll make it up to you. (I'll send you into the water. No need to thank me!) One Dazai lost all the light in his eyes. The Scumbag Boss: He's such a useful ability user, but he's someone I can't exploit or afford to provoke. My heart aches! Him: Senior Mori, I look forward to working with you. (I thought all of Teacher Natsume's disciples were supposed to be...) Mr. Mori kept smiling as his hairline continued to recede. The conscientious executive: Ryunosuke is doing great! Him: You're wonderful too, Mr. Chuuya. The teacher pretending to be a cat: The future of Japanese literature rests on you! Him: Teacher Natsume, I'll do my best! Friends who haven't appeared yet: Ryunosuke, where does that leave us?! Don't make Bandage Freak the teacher, no, no! The teacher is someone else. No angst!! Everyone will be happy all the way to the end~ The Akutagawa in this story is modeled on the real-life literary master, Akutagawa. Everyone probably knows that the great writer Akutagawa is an absolute treasure! A man known as the "social butterfly" of literary circles is practically a god! Come on, everyone, let's swoon over the literary masters~ Theme: Literature saves humanity~