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[Coming soon: "My Husband Finally Glitched After I Returned from Quick Transmigration [Entertainment Industry]" and "Even Chuunibyou Kids Have to Fall in Love [School Life]". Their blurbs are at the bottom. The blurb for this novel is below.]
Gu Beiyu transmigrates into a Mary Sue danmei comic and becomes a stick figure. He remembers nothing except his own name.
The comic's male lead, Yan Nanchuan, is an all-around heartthrob and a total bottom. Gu Beiyu's role is the male lead's best friend, a vicious, despicable cannon-fodder bottom.
Following the System's instructions, Gu Beiyu has to protect the male lead's virtue from cannon-fodder tops until the main love interest shows up.
Gu Beiyu thinks it's just an ordinary Mary Sue danmei comic, until the cannon-fodder tops start appearing one after another:
A flamboyant, wicked student council president;
A dazzling, glamorous nobleman;
A cold yet kindhearted knight;
A romantic, amorous young master of the Phoenix Clan;
A sinister, inscrutable Demon Lord of magic;
A melancholy, bashful mer-prince.
Gu Beiyu, forced to go through heaven and hell: "..."
The first few are one thing, but what are those monsters and demons later on?
So this is a fantasy comic after all???
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One mission:
System: Greet the male lead.
Gu Beiyu silently watches the stick figures darting all over the classroom: "..."
So which stick is the male lead, exactly?
Another mission:
System: Feed the male lead a bite of ice cream.
Gu Beiyu looks at the male lead's big, round head and silently uses his invisible fingers to pick up the cone and poke it toward him.
Yan Nanchuan raises his own equally invisible hand and silently rubs his chilly, round head.
Yan Nanchuan: "Could you not? You poked me in the back of the head."
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Gu Beiyu discovers that as the missions progress, the comic's art style gradually improves.
Yan Nanchuan: "How come you aren't face-blind this time?"
Gu Beiyu looks at the huge words "Male Lead" on Yan Nanchuan's face and smiles. "Because you've got a leading-man face~"
#ARealLeadingManFace#
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A quirky, cheerful, ridiculous bottom x a cold male god who falls apart on a daily basis
One-on-one, both pure, ridiculous, sweet romance, happy ending
The South has its western river; the North Sea has its fish
[Content warning]
This story contains lots of chuunibyou scenes. It's extremely childish, intensely embarrassing, and ridiculously silly. Please brace yourself before reading. If it's not for you, stop reading in time. Thank you!
["My Husband Finally Glitched After I Returned from Quick Transmigration [Entertainment Industry]": a hilarious, ridiculous, sweet romance told from the bottom's perspective]
Gu Nianci diligently transmigrates through small worlds to collect his husband's soul fragments and save him from a coma after a car accident.
But due to circumstances beyond their control, they end up loving and hurting each other in every world.
These small worlds include:
"Cold-Blooded Assassin: Code Name 007"
"Apocalypse Rave: The Zombie King's Gluttonous Feast"
"Demon Hunter: Wings of the Fallen Angel"
"Humanoid Weapon: My Robot Boyfriend Has No Heart"
"Vampire Clan's Sacrifice: Mandrake Blooms on the Hillside"
After ten small worlds, Gu Nianci finally completes his mission and returns to reality, ready to live happily ever after with his husband.
He never expected that after quick transmigration, his husband would finally turn into an idiot :)
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The first day back in reality:
Gu Nianci anxiously asks, "Doctor, how's my Sisi? Is he awake? Why can't I see him?"
The doctor silently points toward the corner.
Qin Sihuai's tall figure is hiding behind the curtains. He cautiously peeks out with one cold eye, then suddenly fires a "dart" at Gu Nianci.
Qin Sihuai: I am an assassin. I have no feelings! Die, die, die!
Gu Nianci, hit in the head by a paper airplane: "..."
What an idiot.
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One night:
Gu Nianci tugs at his tie. "Are you coming or not?"
Qin Sihuai looks at him with wounded dignity, takes out an electric razor, and silently shaves his leg hair.
Gu Nianci's eyelid twitches. "What the hell are you doing?!"
Qin Sihuai says solemnly, "My pure soul is about to be defiled by a demon. I willingly shave off my angel wings and swear never again to associate with angels."
In plain English:
I'm tainted, and my hair is gone. Sob, sob! QAQ!
Demon Gu Nianci: "..."
He's had enough. No more holding back. He pounces!
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To make up for all the abuse he suffered in the small worlds, Gu Nianci takes his idiot husband to star in a variety show livestream.
At first, the viewers sneer:
Gu Nianci's acting is so bad. He's got nothing going for him but his looks. If he didn't have a domineering CEO for a husband, nobody would even know who he was.
Then the livestream begins:
Gu Nianci plays the Zombie King, his presence powerful and murderous;
Gu Nianci plays a robot, his bearing lonely and austere, his aura icy;
Gu Nianci plays a vampire, his face bewitching and his eyes alluring.
Viewers: ??? When did Gu Nianci get so good at acting? Can looking after a husband in a vegetative state really hone your acting skills?
Gu Nianci: Obviously! Throw any of you into a quick transmigration world for 1,000 years and you'll become an acting legend too.
As for Qin Sihuai...
"Niannian, as the Zombie King, you're as cold as a corpse again today."
"Niannian, do you know why robots don't have hearts? Because you stole mine."
"Niannian, I brought you breakfast. It's all been washed clean, so go ahead and eat!"
The star Qin Sihuai just held underwater to wash his neck and dragged over to serve as breakfast: helpless, weak, and scared.jpg
CP fans: I'm dying from the sweetness!
Passersby: This CEO's acting is so convincing!
Gu Nianci rubs his forehead. Is it possible that Qin Sihuai isn't acting... and really does have something wrong with his brain?
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A laid-back, cool beauty who only wants to show off her love x a silly, idiotic domineering CEO with an angst-novel script, but a sweet ending every time
One-on-one, both pure, ridiculous, sweet romance, happy ending
["Even Chuunibyou Kids Have to Fall in Love [School Life]": a ridiculous, sweet school romance]
As a devoted reader on Jinjiang, Chu Huaifeng stays up all night reading novels one day, gets dizzy, and bangs his head. When he opens his eyes again, the whole world has changed.
His desk mate behind him is the school's only mermaid, a universally adored healer who's not only beautiful and kind but can also sing and lay eggs (?);
Their class president seems aloof and proud, but is actually an Omega pretending to be an Alpha. In X days, his suppressants will wear off, and he'll be marked by the class president from the next classroom, an Omega pretending to be an Alpha;
And the handsome school heartthrob sharing his desk, his lifelong nemesis Lu Bozhou, is a succubus boss who transmigrated back from an infinite-flow world!
Chu Huaifeng: Our class is full of hidden talent!
Then he takes a look at himself:
He's bound to a love-showing-off System and has to collect enough of the succubus's charm points, or else it's game over???
Chu Huaifeng: Hello? What's your problem?
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Lu Bozhou suddenly discovers that his adorable desk mate, who usually snarls and snaps at him, has become incredibly clingy:
He sneaks a kiss on Lu Bozhou's cheek while napping on his desk;
He deliberately falls into Lu Bozhou's arms and sits on his lap when he gets to his seat;
Even when they go to the bathroom, he blushes and tells him, "You're really impressive."
Lu Bozhou: Got it. He has a crush on me.
Some time later,
Lu Bozhou: He's so sweet. I want him to be my wife.
Some time after that,
Lu Bozhou: So I was just imagining things. My sweetheart's just got something wrong with his brain.
Lu Bozhou turns dark for a minute and smiles slyly. "It's just charm points, right? I'll give you some."
Chu Huaifeng: Damn, he's such a good guy. I was wrong about him!
And so...
Damn, the succubus is incredibly potent again today (*つ/////C)
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Later, Chu Huaifeng comes to his senses in Lu Bozhou's arms.
Lu Bozhou lifts his chin and kisses his cheek, his voice low and amused. "Sweetheart, did you get enough charm points today? If not, should I carry you around the track twice?"
Chu Huaifeng: "..."
Aaaah! What have I done?! Kill me, right now!!!
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A cool, sweet, ridiculous tsundere chuunibyou bottom who says one thing and does another x a scheming, shameless heartthrob top who falls in love with his own fantasies and goes crazy for love
One-on-one, both pure, ridiculous, sweet romance, happy ending
Message: As long as your heart is full of love, you can keep burning brightly like a flame, even atop a cold mountain peak.
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After Being Accidentally Marked by the Strongest Enigma, We Got Married by Contract
Forced to Show Affection After Sharing Dreams with My Archenemy
A Depressed Patient's Journey Through Life
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I Love Him So Much
He Loves Me So Much
Wow, it's finished. This story is really well written. Although I read this book many months later, I have commented on almost every chapter! In this way, Jingxin feels like we are all discussing with everyone.
At first, I was attracted by the title of the novel. What kind of nonsense is this? Then I decisively bought the whole book because I haven't seen such a fresh and refined novel for a long time. In fact, the ending is a bit unexpected. I was even deeply moved by the love between Gu Beiyu and his mother. Although the writing is very joyful, there is really not a lot of love for Gu Beiyu's mother that I want to express. I really like DaDa's imagination and look forward to other novels from DaDa.
Dad, I really like your ideas. They are all very interesting, and from the looks of it, every book must be sweet. But I would like to advise you to try your best to read drama-style books in the future, because you can basically tell the ending of this kind of silly and sweet novel at a glance. Everyone knows that the protagonist will be very sweet in the future, and they know that the process will be very silly. Therefore, when people start charging, they will definitely give priority to buying drama-style books, because sometimes it is like this, everyone. Everyone will want to read something more serious, even if the writing style is at the same level as other authors, so if you are like this, you will be at a disadvantage. It is better to start with a serious drama style and accumulate a certain collection level, and then start with a frivolous one. In this case, everyone will , because of the brand effect, I give priority to buying big books, so I don't have to read the comment section alone⊙⊙Also, please forgive me for being a student. Sometimes I really can't buy qaq if I don't have money. I really didn't deliberately delay it for a week or two before coming here to read it.
Finished spreading flowers!!! I was a little worried about the love triangle, but suddenly I realized it might be a little hamster, and I was relieved. And in the end, the overall concept has been elevated, and those CPs can be used or not!!! I saw that the author worked so hard to write, okay!!
Woohoo, it looks so good, it looks so sweet~ But I still want to wish Xiaobei and Anan happiness forever!
Gu Beiyu must have a lot of regrets to draw such an ending for himself and his mother.
After reading it, it was inserted into my fork skin. Both the attacking and receiving characters are very good, which makes them stand out from ordinary people and have a sense of fireworks. Although it is a bit rough in some places, it is much better than some so-called books. It was a joy to watch and overall, very elegant. (In general, the pacing is good and the ending really surprised me. Unlike other people who treat the main idea of the article as nothing. Kiss the author, the author is awesome) Come on, author~ (Bang! Diving)
At the end of One Man's Blood Book, there will be an extra chapter about various cannon fodder attacks!!!
["Lao Gong finally broke down after returning from time traveling [Entertainment Circle]" The host is a hilarious and sweet article↓↓↓] In order to save Lao Gong, who was unconscious in a car accident, Gu Nianci traveled across the small world to collect his soul fragments. However, due to force majeure, they fell in love, killed each other, and tortured each other in every world. These small worlds are: "Cold-Faced Killer: Codename 007" "Apocalyptic Carnival: The Zombie King's Gluttonous Feast" "The Witcher: Wings of Fallen Angels" "Human Weapons: Robot Boyfriend Has No Heart" "Blood Sacrifice: Mandala Blooms on the Hillside" After 10 small worlds, Gu Nianci finally completed his mission and returned to reality, ready to happily fall in love with Lao Gong. Unexpectedly, after the old attacker came back through time travel, he finally became mentally retarded :) The first day back to reality: Gu Nianci said anxiously: "Doctor, how is my Sisi? Is he awake? Why didn't he see anyone?" The doctor silently pointed to the corner—— Qin Sihuai's tall figure hid behind the curtain, quietly poked out a cold eye, and then fired a "dart" at Gu Nianci. Qin Sihuai: I, the killer, have no feelings! Wash inside, wash inside! Gu Nianci, who was hit on the head by a paper airplane: "..." Damn retarded. One night: Gu Nianci pulled on his tie: "Are you coming or not?" Qin Sihuai looked at him with humiliation, took out a razor and silently shaved his legs. Gu Nianci's eyelids twitched wildly: "What the hell are you doing?!" Qin Sihuai was sad: "My pure soul is about to be tainted by the devil. I am willing to shave off my angel wings and swear never to associate with angels again." Translated it is—— I'm dirty, my hair is gone, ugh ugh ugh! QAQ! Devil Gu Nianci: "..." If you can't bear it anymore, you don't need to bear it anymore, just throw him down! In order to make up for being abused in a small world, Gu Nianci took her mentally retarded husband to participate in a variety show live broadcast. At first, the audience laughed - Gu Nianci's acting skills are so bad and he has nothing but his face. If he didn't have a domineering husband, he would have been nowhere to be found. Wait until the live broadcast starts—— Gu Nianci plays the zombie emperor, with a strong aura and murderous intent; Gu Nianci plays the role of a robot, with a lonely figure and cold temperament; Gu Nianci plays the role of a vampire, with a charming face and beguiling eyes; Audience:??? When did Gu Nianci's acting skills become so good? Can you still hone your acting skills by taking care of your husband who is in a vegetative state? Gu Nianci: Nonsense, throw you across the world for 1,000 years, and you can become the best actor. As for Qin Sihuai—— "Nian Nian, as the Zombie King, you are still as cold as a corpse today." "Nian Nian, do you know why your robots don't have hearts? Because your heart was stolen by me." "Nian Nian, I brought you breakfast. It's all washed. Eat it quickly!" The star who was just pushed into the pool by Qin Sihuai to wash his neck and was caught for breakfast: pitiful, weak and helpless. Jpg CP fan: Knock me to death! Passerby: This CEO acts like he is real! Gu Nianci raised her head and asked: Is there a possibility that Qin Sihuai is not the actor... He is really mentally ill. The cold-blooded Buddhist vase shou who only wants to show affection has a sadistic script in hand, but every time he ends up being spoiled sweetly by the mentally retarded tyrant, the general attack 1v1 double clean, sand sculpture sweet pet HE
Wow wow wow, the writing is so great, the ending is so beautiful, I read it all in one go.