[Upcoming: After Returning from Quick Transmigration, My Lover Finally Glitched Out [Entertainment Industry] and Even Chuunibyou Should Fall in Love [School]. Blurbs at the bottom. Here's this novel's blurb↓↓↓]
On the day the Chinese servers for PUBG launched, Su Mengyu, a well-known uploader on a video site, started a livestream to ride the wave of hype.
As one of the worst players around, Su Mengyu should have been eliminated the moment he landed. Luckily, he got an insanely good teammate, a human cheat who carried him to victory.
Hearing his teammate's cool, low voice, Su Mengyu's inner veteran player began to stir. "Hey, handsome, want to date online? I can dress up as a girl~"
On the other end, movie star Qin Zhenlu, who was also streaming, fell silent for a moment before replying gravely, "Boys should protect themselves. Don't dress up as a girl for strangers."
That night, Weibo exploded.
#XXfish boldly professes his love for Qin Zhenlu, chases after him on livestream for half an hour, and says he wants to date him online#
#XXfish confirmed total bottom#
#Lu Yu couple#
Netizens: The veteran player crashed and burned. Love to see it.jpg
Su Mengyu had nothing to say. He tossed a blade of grass at Qin Zhenlu.
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Half a month later, Su Mengyu was invited to take part in an escape-room reality show because he was such a clown.
In a cramped, pitch-black cabinet, Qin Zhenlu held Su Mengyu by the waist and pinned the gorgeous young man in a long dress firmly into a corner.
Su Mengyu: "Boys shouldn't dress up as girls for strangers."
Qin Zhenlu: "I'm not a stranger. I'm your dad."
Su Mengyu: "???"
Your great-uncle! I want to be your wife!
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A goofy, troublemaking, NPC-hating video-site shou x a doting boyfriend who's a natural villain and an escape-room bug, movie-star gong
One-on-one, both pure, sweet and doting, happy ending
After all, a few found the deer, unaware that all day they dreamed of fish.
From Huang Tingjian's Miscellaneous Poems, No. 1
P.S. The inspiration and some jokes came from Mango TV's variety show The Great Escape: God Mode. All scripts are original, though the rules and some props were inspired by the show. The characters aren't based on real people. I'm a fan of the variety show, not the celebrities. To avoid confusion, [Weizai] has been changed to [Wanzai].
[After Returning from Quick Transmigration, My Lover Finally Glitched Out [Entertainment Industry], a hilarious, sweet, shou-centric story↓↓↓]
Gu Nanci diligently travels through small worlds to collect his lover's soul fragments and save him from a coma caused by a car accident.
But due to circumstances beyond their control, they end up loving and hurting each other in every world.
These small worlds include:
Cold-Faced Killer: Code Name 007
Apocalypse Carnival: The Zombie King's Feast
Demon Hunter: Wings of the Fallen Angel
Humanoid Weapon: My Robot Boyfriend Has No Heart
Vampire's Offering: Mandrake Blooms on the Hillside
After ten small worlds, Gu Nanci finally completes his mission and returns to reality, ready to live happily ever after with his lover.
Unexpectedly, after his lover returns from quick transmigration, he finally becomes an idiot :)
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The first day back in reality:
Gu Nanci asks anxiously, "Doctor, how's my Sisi? Is he awake? Why can't I see him?"
The doctor silently points toward the corner.
Qin Sihuai's tall figure is hiding behind the curtains. One cold eye peeks out before he suddenly fires a "dart" at Gu Nanci.
Qin Sihuai: I'm a killer. I have no feelings! Die, die, die!
Gu Nanci, hit on the head by a paper airplane: "..."
What an idiot.
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One night:
Gu Nanci tugs at his tie. "Are you coming or not?"
Qin Sihuai gives him a humiliated look, takes out an electric razor, and silently shaves his leg hair.
Gu Nanci's eyelid twitches. "What the hell are you doing?!"
Qin Sihuai says mournfully, "My pure soul is about to be defiled by a demon. I willingly shave off my angel wings and swear never to associate with angels again."
Translated, that means:
I'm dirty now. My hair's gone. Sniffle, sniffle! QAQ!
Demon Gu Nanci: "..."
He's had enough. No more holding back. He tackles him!
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To make up for all the suffering he endured in the small worlds, Gu Nanci takes his idiotic husband along to appear on a variety show livestream.
At first, the viewers scoff:
Gu Nanci's acting is so bad. Apart from his looks, he's got nothing going for him. If he didn't have a domineering CEO for a husband, nobody would remember he existed.
Then the livestream begins:
Gu Nanci plays the zombie king, radiating power and murderous intent.
Gu Nanci plays a robot, his bearing lonely and his aura icy.
Gu Nanci plays a vampire, his face bewitching and his eyes alluring.
Viewers: ??? Since when is Gu Nanci's acting this good? Can looking after a husband in a vegetative state really improve your acting?
Gu Nanci: Obviously. Toss any of you into a quick-transmigration world for a thousand years and you'd become a movie star too.
As for Qin Sihuai...
"Niannian, as the zombie king, you're still as cold as a corpse today."
"Niannian, do you know why robots don't have hearts? Because you stole mine."
"Niannian, I brought you breakfast. It's all washed clean, so hurry up and eat!"
The celebrity Qin Sihuai just pinned down in a sink to wash his neck, then grabbed as breakfast: weak, helpless, and pitiful.jpg
CP fans: I'm dying from all this sweetness!
Bystanders: This CEO acts like he's for real!
Gu Nanci rubs his forehead. Is it possible that Qin Sihuai isn't acting... and really does have something wrong with his brain?
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A cool, detached, pretty-boy shou who's only interested in showing off his love x a domineering CEO gong who's holding a tragic-romance script but somehow always ends up doting on his lover, a goofy idiot
One-on-one, both pure, goofy and sweet, happy ending
[Even Chuunibyou Should Fall in Love [School], a goofy, sweet school romance↓↓↓]
Chu Huaifeng, a loyal Jinjiang reader who always gives stories three hearts, once stayed up all night reading a novel. He got dizzy and hit his head, and when he opened his eyes again, the whole world had changed.
His deskmate behind him was the school's only mermaid, a beloved healer who was beautiful and kind, and could sing and lay eggs (?).
Their class monitor seemed aloof and proud, but was actually an Omega pretending to be an Alpha. In X days, his suppressant would wear off, and he would be marked by the neighboring class monitor, an Omega pretending to be an Alpha.
And his handsome deskmate, his lifelong rival Lu Bozhou, was a succubus boss who had transmigrated back from an infinite-flow world!
Chu Huaifeng: So our class really is full of hidden talents!
Then he takes a look at himself.
He's bound to a Show-Off-Your-Love System and has to collect enough of the succubus's charm points, or he'll be GG???
Chu Huaifeng: Hello? What is wrong with you?
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Lu Bozhou suddenly notices that his cute deskmate, who used to bare his teeth at him, has become incredibly clingy:
He secretly kisses Lu Bozhou's face while napping on his desk.
He deliberately falls into Lu Bozhou's arms and sits on his lap when getting into his seat.
Even when they go to the bathroom, he blushes and tells Lu Bozhou, "You're really impressive."
Lu Bozhou: I get it. He's secretly in love with me.
Some time later,
Lu Bozhou: He's so sweet. I want him to be my wife.
Some time after that,
Lu Bozhou: So I was just imagining things. My sweetheart's only acting this way because his brain is broken.
Lu Bozhou turns dark for a minute and smiles slyly. "It's just charm points, right? I'll give them to you."
Chu Huaifeng: Damn, he's such a good person. I was wrong to blame him!
And so...
Damn, the succubus's powers are incredible today too (*つ/////C)
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Later, Chu Huaifeng comes to his senses in Lu Bozhou's arms.
Lu Bozhou lifts his chin and kisses his face, his voice low and amused. "Sweetheart, do you have enough charm points today? If not, should I carry you to the sports field and run a couple of laps with you?"
Chu Huaifeng: "..."
Aaaah, what have I done?! Kill me, right now!!!
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A cool, sweet, goofy chuunibyou shou who says one thing and means another x a scheming, shameless, self-deluding school heartthrob gong who goes crazy for love
One-on-one, both pure, goofy and sweet, happy ending
Theme: Everyone has the right to pursue their dreams and the right to refuse an unhappy life. Happiness will always favor those who are truly strong within
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How Do I Deal with Turning into My Rival's Plush Toy?
A Collection of Silly, Sweet Short Stories with a Top at the Center
The Socially Anxious, Sickly Bottom Only Wants to Sleep After Transmigrating into an Angst Novel
Redeeming the Beautiful, Powerful, and Tragic Villain [Book Transmigration]
After Being Accidentally Marked by the Strongest Enigma, We Got Married by Contract
Forced to Show Affection After Sharing Dreams with My Archenemy
A Depressed Patient's Journey Through Life
Just a Little Couple's Game
I Love Him So Much
He Loves Me So Much
Help, I suddenly want to cry at the end. Oh my god, the collision of one time and three times. Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I want to cry.
Ah ah ah, I finished it all in one go today. It's not enough.
Finished spreading flowers spreading flowers! So sweet, so sweet, Lulu Xiaoyu 1314 🎆
Woohoo, super pretty and super sweet
Does it have to be like this? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ah? Just gone? Wow, haven't seen enough yet
Nice! Very nice!
It's so sweet to me, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
5555, Why did the last episode make me cry. Also, who is the sender at the end? Who sent the computer Lulu?
["I rely on sticking with my opponent to survive [Entertainment Circle]" A cute article by Su Shuang, the sweetheart of the entertainment circle↓↓↓] Top idol An Zhitu and Sanqi actor Lu Shiye are well-known rivals in the entertainment industry. One day, An Zhitu suddenly died, and before his death, he was bound to the life extension system. Hold hands for 1 second, live 5 seconds longer. Hug for 1 second, live 10 seconds longer. Kiss for 1 second, live for 1 minute longer. Help each other for 1 second and live 5 minutes longer. 1 Second of harmony, 10 more minutes of life. An Zhidu: ... Can you pick it a little more?! In order to survive, An Zhitu began to try every means to get close to Lu Shiye. "Lu Shiye, your hands are so big, compare with mine." News: In an arm wrestling match between the cast and crew of Tuye, the movie queen bets on An Zhitu and wins 100 yuan from the TV Emperor. She may become the biggest winner. "Lu Shiye, your breasts are so big, let me touch them." News: During the Tuye Variety Show's figure competition, Lu Shiye held An Zhitu's waist with one hand to stretch his arm strength and traveled around in a 360-degree circle. Two fans:??? What kind of nonsense is this? Reporter, are you okay? After An Zhitu got drunk: "Brother Aye, your lips are so beautiful, give me a kiss..." Then he pounced on it and took a bite of the wooden horse~ Lu Shiye's dark eyes silently looked at the cute little girl who was actively embracing him. He pulled it hard and accidentally tore his trouser legs to pieces. An Zhitu didn't know that every time he posted something, Lu Shiye's heart would tremble with cuteness. It turns out that the actor who appears to be a tough guy is actually the ultimate cute creature control. What I can't stand the most are soft and cute little creatures like An Zhitu. Lu Shiye suspected that his cute little rival liked him. So he went straight to confess. An Zhitu was so frightened that he quickly got off his horse and revealed everything. After listening, Lu Shiye fell silent. Just when An Zhitu thought that Lu Shiye thought he was crazy and wanted to scold him for going to the doctor. Lu Shiye put his fist to his lips and coughed lightly: "You don't have to pretend to be drunk next time you want to kiss me. I'm willing." And on the tip of his ear, a bright red color quietly appeared. An Zhitu's face slowly turned red: "This... This is what you said! Don't default on your debt!" So An Zhitu turned into a kissing maniac in order to survive. After a while, Lu Shiye: "How about we try to help each other, I'll help each other for half an hour at a time, and you can live 6.25 More days at a time." An Zhitu: ... It doesn't seem impossible, scratching my head. After another period of time, Lu Shiye felt that the cutie must really like him this time, so he confessed again. "Do you... Want to sleep with me? One hour at a time, and you can live for 25 more days." An Zhitu's face turned red. Have you ever confessed like this?! "Then... Remember to be gentle." ///// The entire entertainment industry knows that Tuye and his family don't deal with each other, and the fans circle even more so will fight each other when meeting each other. Until a certain variety show, Lu Shiye was asked to call the first friend in his address book. An Zhitu's clear and sweet voice came out: "Lu Shiye! You only kissed me for half an hour the day before yesterday, and now it's been more than a day. I can't live any longer. Come and kiss me quickly, help me!" Audience:??? The director fainted. That night, Weibo exploded. A soft, clingy, straight-ball, stupid little cute creature × A tough guy who has no resistance to cute things, a girl's heart is filled with icebergs, a long mouth, but her words are amazing. Ps: 192 in attack and 174 in reception. The difference in height is 18cm. The difference in body shape is Su Meng's point. 1V1 double clean, sweet pet HE