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Qin Yunzhan transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a sword cultivator who shares his name and surname with the villain. The sword cultivator has an ugly birthmark on his face and is loathed by both people and dogs. Only the Mingding Sword Sect is willing to take him in. He devotes himself wholeheartedly to serving the sect leader and his son to repay their kindness, only for the sect leader's son to accuse him of murder and skinning people in front of everyone one day, then stab him to death with a single sword and ascend on the spot.
Qin Yunzhan: What kind of stepping-stone self-cultivation is this?
Given another chance, he decides to go against the powerful cultivation families and join the famous, laid-back Xiao Xia Yin Ju Sect. It has a love-struck, do-nothing master, a cold senior brother who hates his own life-bound sword, a Miaojiang poison cultivator addicted to cross-dressing, and a short-lived master's wife who lives on in other people's eulogies...
Qin Yunzhan's cultivation progresses slowly, he can't get a life-bound sword, and trouble follows him wherever he goes.
Everyone: The cultivation black hole and the useless, laid-back sect are made for each other. Respect. Best wishes.
Qin Yunzhan, though, thinks it's pretty great. He goes about the jianghu with a different cheap sword each day, hacking through enemies as easily as melons and vegetables, free and carefree. Besides, his senior brother is beautiful, fiercely protective of him, and keeps everyone else at a distance, yet is happy to cuddle with him.
As time goes by, he slays demon beasts, conquers secret realms, and traverses the Nine Provinces, going from universally despised to universally adored.
When the protagonist finds out, he feels threatened and joins forces with a demon to kill Qin Yunzhan and his friends. Qin Yunzhan turns the tide and pins the original protagonist down for a thorough beating. Sadly, his beautiful senior brother dies to save the world. Heartbroken, Qin Yunzhan carries his senior brother's corpse and sings, "So dying for love isn't just an ancient legend." Then someone pats him on the shoulder and says, "Stop crying. That was just my secret identity."
Qin Yunzhan: ?
Only then does he realize that all his seemingly infamous friends have secrets, and that he himself is the stunningly handsome one chosen by fate.
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Shi Yunzuo entered the Void Abode realm at eighteen, yet he has been unable to advance to the Mahayana realm. Everyone says his talent is lacking and that this is simply his fate.
No one knows that a fortune-teller once divined that he had not yet experienced a romantic tribulation and could not ascend.
Shi Yunzuo, who isn't particularly interested in romance: Then I just won't ascend :)
Until one day, at the Fuyu Immortal Alliance's initiation ceremony, he meets a little yin-yang-faced fellow who tugs at his sleeve and spouts nonsense: "Immortal Lord, I can tell from your extraordinary bones and bearing that you're destined to become a beacon on my path to cultivation!"
Shi Yunzuo: "Speak plainly."
Qin Yunzhan: "Nobody wants me. How about you take me in?"
Shi Yunzuo: "Do I look like someone who takes in junk?"
Qin Yunzhan: "You do!"
Shi Yunzuo: "?"
A dignified, moonlit, secretly flirtatious senior brother VS a bright, talkative junior brother
Previously titled: Concealed Jade
Reading Notes
1. Original fantasy setting and my own take on cultivation. No writing advice, please, and don't nitpick the details.
2. The early plot calls for a more straightforward style. This isn't pure wish fulfillment; it's an ensemble drama, with elements such as time travel and dreams within dreams, and a fake substitute. Don't read if that's not your thing.
3. One couple, happy ending. Please don't announce when you drop the story. Thank you for being considerate.
Completed danmei novels, Esports Team's Beloved Omega and The Silenced Pheromones, are available in my profile.
Final blurb version: 2022-08-17. Cover art authorized by @Yue Chi Jin Qiu Jiu Xiao
Happy-egg Coming Soon: The Entire Empire Wants Us to Fight
Three years after being expelled, Gu Xing gets arrested for causing trouble at a construction site. The one who arrests him is none other than Lu Bumian, his sworn enemy from military school. Lu Bumian has been promoted to Knight Commander and is known as the Jade-Faced Asura. His iron fist, iron rules, and heart of stone make Gu Xing feel utterly ashamed of himself.
Gu Xing: Damn, I really want to ride that noble face of his!
With Gu Xing's record of misdeeds, his superiors order Lu Bumian to keep him under one-on-one, twenty-four-hour surveillance. The two are forced to become inseparable.
And so...
Gu Xing secretly orders takeout while Lu Bumian is working. The aroma draws monsters in from miles away, and Lu Bumian hefts his desk to fight them off, saving Gu Xing's life.
Gu Xing barges in while Lu Bumian is showering and invites him to film a hand-dance video. The content is so outrageous that it draws monsters. Wrapped in a towel and dancing with the shower curtain, Lu Bumian saves Gu Xing's life.
When a monster suddenly lunges at Gu Xing, he stands stock-still and sways, saying, "Help! Don't hit me! I'm only just eighteen~~~~~!" Risking being dragged into a monster nest to become a son-in-law, Lu Bumian uses himself as bait to lure away more than two hundred monster queens, saving Gu Xing's life.
Gu Xing might as well have "Kill Lu Bumian" written across his face.
A month later, Lu Bumian applies to give Gu Xing permission to use weapons. Asked for his reason, the Knight Commander, his handsome face now scarred, says indifferently, "Next time, let him save himself. I'll stand by and watch him die."
Corrupt officials across the empire cheer: Fight! Fight!
Later, Gu Xing appears at an exclusive banquet and shoots a senator in the head. Lu Bumian arrives late amid cries of "Protect the commander!" In front of countless media outlets, he strips the senator's monster skin, then lets Gu Xing grab him by the tie and kiss him passionately.
Everyone: ??? You said you'd stand by and watch him die? You want to ride his face the moment you see him? Who do you think you're fooling?
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During the years when neither would yield to the other, Gu Xing and Lu Bumian each broke the other's ribs.
He always thought it was contempt and hatred.
Until Lu Bumian blindfolded him and held his legs apart, then, with restrained and obscure tenderness, awakened the glory of his former self:
"Spear of the Empire, didn't you want to ride my face? Have it your way."
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A Valentine's Day headline: A slime monster that lived by chewing rubber and had been on the run for three years was finally captured by Colonel Gu Xing and sentenced to life imprisonment. Asked why, it wept and wailed: "I was wrong! I was so, so wrong! In my next life, even if I get to ride in luxury cars and sleep in mansions, I still won't chew the condoms Colonel Gu bought for Colonel Lu! QAQ"
Uniforms. Strong couple.
Theme: Youth doesn't know when the jianghu grows old
So? 3.0 Will be gone immediately? 3.0 Has the most writing in the whole text, and the emotional line is also the fullest, but it ended in a hasty ending, and suddenly 4.0 Appeared. I remember when I was chasing the article, the copy didn't say anything about the parallel world of 4.0. Go ahead. I thought this 4.0 Was just a side story, it was just ridiculous. It's not that there was anything wrong with the writing logic, it was completely outrageous. If you want to write a sweet story, why do you have to make a 3.0 That is basically unfinished and very sad? Wouldn't it be better to just go with the full text 4.0? If you want to highlight logic, why don't you just write a few more worlds for fun. Why does 3.0 Seem like I can't figure out how to write it? I can't write it anymore and I'm going to create another ending for 4.0. Originally, it was quite touching to see the clone of my senior brother die. I wanted to see how the misunderstanding between the two people was solved, so I started to focus on it. But today I came to see it, my dear, I frowned the whole time when I saw the 3.0 Line from when the senior brother came out of the sea. After that, the senior brother went to the courtyard to find someone to play in the same room with, so much fun, as if everyone made a little joke with the puppy and had fun, and then whoever liked to clean up the mess was left alone. It's great. I'll add some emotional scenes later and it'll be over. The puppy relationship is quite tense, and the senior brother seems to be in a drama. Oh my God, even if the ending of 3.0 Is richer, it feels better if it's not so abrupt in 4.0. After all, it was written well over a hundred and twenty chapters ago.
There is something, this is how I understand it, Zhanzi 1.0 Sacrificed to save everyone, everyone 2.0 Woke up from the dream and started to save Zhanzi 2.0, But was killed by Wujizi and Liu Jianren when they opened the Fallen Immortal Pit, Shi Yunzhuo 3.0 Split the soul with the help of Bu Suanzi's power layout to win over everyone's 3.0 To save Zhanzi, at the same time, saw the cause and effect of the whole thing. Although he had an unpleasant quarrel with Zhanzi 3.0, It was actually a dream within a dream. In 4.0, He avoided the detours he might have experienced in 3.0, Giving Zhanzi a great success. At the same time, he also checked for omissions and filled in the gaps to make himself frank, forcing Guanlan to act as a mouthpiece? ? I'm afraid that Zhanzi will repeat the same mistake as 3.0, But what did Guanlan do wrong? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I understand, the mood in this comment section is that five chapters ago, the junior brother could not accept the feeling that his senior brother was a phantom, and the protagonist of more than a hundred chapters finally became a dream butterfly.
The junior brother has put it down, but the reader has not yet (lighted up the cigarette)
In fact, everyone wants to see the ending of the story in 3.0.
I feel like the author showed us a diary video of growing flowers. He has accumulated some experience after failing to grow flowers several times before. This time, everyone watched the flowers grow from seedlings and they were about to bloom. Suddenly he said, "Hey, the flowers of this variety are not particularly satisfactory. Let's look at another flower!" Then, with a click, the flower that everyone was so affectionate with was popped up... Although the flower was planted by the same person, there is no interest in the new flower no matter how perfect it is.
I really want to know the ending of 3.0. Has Junior Brother never forgiven Senior Brother? To be honest, I prefer the feeling of 3.0. 4.0 Is too abrupt and beautiful. It suddenly appeared to replace 3.0. I can also accept 3.0Be. Suddenly the happy ending of 4.0 Did not happen. It is too strange.
Ending "Spreading Flowers"?, But I still want to see the follow-up to 3.0. I feel that the ending where everyone goes through the disasters and hardships together and moves towards a better future is the truly happy ending. Suddenly jumping to 4.0, It is like a big dream and I feel empty, as if the emotions and planning are all programmed illusions???????
The ending of "Spreading Flowers", although there is some foreshadowing in the previous part, the ending still feels very abrupt. I personally think that the previous part is more exciting.
Alas, the last few chapters are full of nonsense, and the copywriting has been changed badly... If you want to write about splitting souls, write them well. If you feel like you can't handle it anymore, just start a big dream and a parallel time and space, and you can't get angry... I'll finish it as a courtesy.
I feel like the ending is really a bit stretched, I wish I could just finish it as 3.0. When the whole 4.0 Came out, it seemed like it couldn't be fulfilled and it was just a dream. It didn't look good.
Generally speaking, I didn't read much of the previous comments, but I was really tired in the later period, and generally happy, but there are also serious dramas. For example, the transition between the two is particularly good. I started watching it yesterday and stayed up all night to finish it. It is similar to the previous long review by readers. The issue of Chao Guangjing's unsheathing The writing is not clear, and there is also the ending. The ending is a bit sloppy. It took a long time to set up and ended hastily. The Little Phoenix Man has been established for so long, but the ending is not revealed at all. And the most difficult point for me personally is the last two chapters. The clouds are separated too clearly. This part is very well described. But after taking the medicine, I wrote a Nan Ke Meng directly. Yunzhan accepted it too quickly. This psychological transition was a bit fast. The first and middle of this article really touched my heart. Otherwise, I wouldn't have commented in the middle of the night. The pace later felt a bit fast, but the author handled it very well. Yun Zhan Zhan's cultivation and the discovery of the plan of heaven are very organized, but, the pace to the ending is too fast, which is heartbreaking. There were so many characters set up in the early stage, but many of them didn't feel involved, and the ending was a bit hasty. Alas, I really like this literary design. Woohoo.
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My Hypocritical Master
You Call This Plato?
My Sister Sent Me to Kiss You
Rumors About Me and My Archenemy Have Spread Across the Empire [Interstellar]
Guide to Faking Your Death as a Black Lotus
The First Voice of the Immortal Sect
The Little Oddball Conquers the Superpowered World
So? 3.0 Will be gone immediately? 3.0 Has the most writing in the whole text, and the emotional line is also the fullest, but it ended in a hasty ending, and suddenly 4.0 Appeared. I remember when I was chasing the article, the copy didn't say anything about the parallel world of 4.0. Go ahead. I thought this 4.0 Was just a side story, it was just ridiculous. It's not that there was anything wrong with the writing logic, it was completely outrageous. If you want to write a sweet story, why do you have to make a 3.0 That is basically unfinished and very sad? Wouldn't it be better to just go with the full text 4.0? If you want to highlight logic, why don't you just write a few more worlds for fun. Why does 3.0 Seem like I can't figure out how to write it? I can't write it anymore and I'm going to create another ending for 4.0. Originally, it was quite touching to see the clone of my senior brother die. I wanted to see how the misunderstanding between the two people was solved, so I started to focus on it. But today I came to see it, my dear, I frowned the whole time when I saw the 3.0 Line from when the senior brother came out of the sea. After that, the senior brother went to the courtyard to find someone to play in the same room with, so much fun, as if everyone made a little joke with the puppy and had fun, and then whoever liked to clean up the mess was left alone. It's great. I'll add some emotional scenes later and it'll be over. The puppy relationship is quite tense, and the senior brother seems to be in a drama. Oh my God, even if the ending of 3.0 Is richer, it feels better if it's not so abrupt in 4.0. After all, it was written well over a hundred and twenty chapters ago.
There is something, this is how I understand it, Zhanzi 1.0 Sacrificed to save everyone, everyone 2.0 Woke up from the dream and started to save Zhanzi 2.0, But was killed by Wujizi and Liu Jianren when they opened the Fallen Immortal Pit, Shi Yunzhuo 3.0 Split the soul with the help of Bu Suanzi's power layout to win over everyone's 3.0 To save Zhanzi, at the same time, saw the cause and effect of the whole thing. Although he had an unpleasant quarrel with Zhanzi 3.0, It was actually a dream within a dream. In 4.0, He avoided the detours he might have experienced in 3.0, Giving Zhanzi a great success. At the same time, he also checked for omissions and filled in the gaps to make himself frank, forcing Guanlan to act as a mouthpiece? ? I'm afraid that Zhanzi will repeat the same mistake as 3.0, But what did Guanlan do wrong? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I understand, the mood in this comment section is that five chapters ago, the junior brother could not accept the feeling that his senior brother was a phantom, and the protagonist of more than a hundred chapters finally became a dream butterfly. The junior brother has put it down, but the reader has not yet (lighted up the cigarette) In fact, everyone wants to see the ending of the story in 3.0.
I feel like the author showed us a diary video of growing flowers. He has accumulated some experience after failing to grow flowers several times before. This time, everyone watched the flowers grow from seedlings and they were about to bloom. Suddenly he said, "Hey, the flowers of this variety are not particularly satisfactory. Let's look at another flower!" Then, with a click, the flower that everyone was so affectionate with was popped up... Although the flower was planted by the same person, there is no interest in the new flower no matter how perfect it is.
I really want to know the ending of 3.0. Has Junior Brother never forgiven Senior Brother? To be honest, I prefer the feeling of 3.0. 4.0 Is too abrupt and beautiful. It suddenly appeared to replace 3.0. I can also accept 3.0Be. Suddenly the happy ending of 4.0 Did not happen. It is too strange.
Ending "Spreading Flowers"?, But I still want to see the follow-up to 3.0. I feel that the ending where everyone goes through the disasters and hardships together and moves towards a better future is the truly happy ending. Suddenly jumping to 4.0, It is like a big dream and I feel empty, as if the emotions and planning are all programmed illusions???????
The ending of "Spreading Flowers", although there is some foreshadowing in the previous part, the ending still feels very abrupt. I personally think that the previous part is more exciting.
Alas, the last few chapters are full of nonsense, and the copywriting has been changed badly... If you want to write about splitting souls, write them well. If you feel like you can't handle it anymore, just start a big dream and a parallel time and space, and you can't get angry... I'll finish it as a courtesy.
I feel like the ending is really a bit stretched, I wish I could just finish it as 3.0. When the whole 4.0 Came out, it seemed like it couldn't be fulfilled and it was just a dream. It didn't look good.
Generally speaking, I didn't read much of the previous comments, but I was really tired in the later period, and generally happy, but there are also serious dramas. For example, the transition between the two is particularly good. I started watching it yesterday and stayed up all night to finish it. It is similar to the previous long review by readers. The issue of Chao Guangjing's unsheathing The writing is not clear, and there is also the ending. The ending is a bit sloppy. It took a long time to set up and ended hastily. The Little Phoenix Man has been established for so long, but the ending is not revealed at all. And the most difficult point for me personally is the last two chapters. The clouds are separated too clearly. This part is very well described. But after taking the medicine, I wrote a Nan Ke Meng directly. Yunzhan accepted it too quickly. This psychological transition was a bit fast. The first and middle of this article really touched my heart. Otherwise, I wouldn't have commented in the middle of the night. The pace later felt a bit fast, but the author handled it very well. Yun Zhan Zhan's cultivation and the discovery of the plan of heaven are very organized, but, the pace to the ending is too fast, which is heartbreaking. There were so many characters set up in the early stage, but many of them didn't feel involved, and the ending was a bit hasty. Alas, I really like this literary design. Woohoo.