Hands Off the Little Captain's Tail

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Qi Fei Xing is the only rabbit-eared member of the Imperial Army. His work skills and fiery temper are the opposite of his soft, adorable appearance, and he gets summoned by the military disciplinary committee every few days.

The iron-blooded General Jiang Wu Zhou, renowned for his composure and self-discipline, is parachuted into the disciplinary committee for a quiet retirement. In one month, he has to deal with Qi Fei Xing's violent antics four times, and he's thoroughly fed up.

"You've copied the reporting rules so many times and still haven't learned how to report. You're quite a talent."

"Get off my desk."

"Even if you breakdance on the floor, it won't help. Submit a thousand-word incident report."

Qi Fei Xing: "Grass. A kind of plant."

The two get into a huge fight.

By accident, Jiang Wu Zhou feels a ball-shaped object with a strange texture inside Qi Fei Xing's trousers. Years of combat experience put Minister Jiang on high alert. "What are you hiding in your pants? A gel bomb? A collapsible phase gun?"

Qi Fei Xing's temple throbs violently.

"That's my tail!!"

"…"

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Everyone knows that Qi Fei Xing of the Silver Guard and Jiang Wu Zhou of the military disciplinary committee can't stand each other. Every day, each hopes the other will get hit by a car.

Then the rebel army invades. Jiang Wu Zhou is captured while covering the queen's escape. At the critical moment, a spaceship far beyond the atmosphere turns back without orders, makes a brutal flanking maneuver, and blows the rebel base to smithereens.

A handsome young man with rabbit ears jumps out of the ship and walks over Jiang Wu Zhou's enemies' corpses. He takes off his sunglasses. "How should I write up an unauthorized return, sir?"

Minister Jiang snaps his electronic shackles with ease, pulls the rabbit in by the waist, and rubs his fluffy, round tail with a teasing smile. "Bribe me, and I'll write it for you."

A reserved, repressed major general x a mischievous rabbit-eared pilot

Strong leads √ Uniforms √ One-on-one √ Both inexperienced √ Happy ending √

The setting is all made up. Don't nitpick the details. If anything's wrong, I'll apologize.

Please don't tell me when you drop the story. Thanks for being considerate.

Revised on 2021-08-21, reopening in September.

Completed works: "Esports Team's Beloved Omega," "The Silenced Pheromone," and "Escape Game," all listed in my author's profile.

Theme: Defend the motherland. Long live peace.