Major General, Don't You Come Near Me

After faking his death, former Major General Jin Zhe went to Xilan Star and became a low-ranking police officer. By chance, he discovered that a mecha engineer named Bai Xuqiu was both talented and gorgeous, making him the perfect person to help carry out his revenge plan.

As he tried to recruit him, he discovered that Bai Xuqiu was a soft, sweet little mochi around everyone else, but whenever he was around Jin Zhe, his face practically screamed, "Get the hell away from me." At one celebration banquet, Bai Xuqiu even struck a devastating blow to Jin Zhe's crotch with a glass of wine just to keep him at a distance.

Later, Bai Xuqiu's superb skills made him a target of rebel surveillance. To protect him, Jin Zhe replaced the pinhole cameras in the Bai home, accidentally discovering that Bai Xuqiu had put a bionic android that looked exactly like him in the house, then beat the crap out of it two hundred times a day.

Jin Zhe: ...That's a lot to unpack.

When an enemy spy snuck in late at night, the android scared him into retreating the way he came. Jin Zhe suddenly decided that maybe its presence wasn't entirely useless, as long as he reminded Bai Xuqiu not to mistake the real him for the machine and cause a scene.

So he went to the Bai residence late that night to wait. But when Bai Xuqiu came home from working overtime, he climbed right onto Jin Zhe without a word, panting as he cursed, "Isn't it still within its warranty? Why are you so soft today?!"

Jin Zhe: ...

Jin Zhe: You brought this on yourself :)

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After a disastrous toast, Bai Xuqiu and Jin Zhe became enemies. Bai Xuqiu, a mere wage slave, dared not complain and worked himself into a state of constant anxiety every day.

By chance, he acquired a bionic robot and loaded Jin Zhe's photo into it, creating a perfect replica. That very night, Bai Xuqiu spent three hours beating the handsome face with his Dragon Fist.

Later, Bai Xuqiu discovered that the robot could do more than just give him an outlet for his negative emotions. It could also help him blow off steam in other ways.

One day, exhausted in body and mind after working overtime, he climbed onto the android as usual in the dark, only to be suddenly pinned beneath it.

Then the android made him cry in that position and sneered, "Now do you know how to tell me apart from it?"

Bai Xuqiu gasped, "...By the size! You're too big..."

Later, after Jin Zhe successfully quelled the rebellion, he became king under the new regime, and the Bai family's wrongful conviction was finally overturned.

When asked why he had suddenly made up with Jin Zhe, the cool, aloof mecha professor rolled his eyes as the handsome leader of the Alliance slipped a matching ring onto his finger.

"When I found out those huge pecs were actually soft... I decided to forgive the world for one second."

A master of every skill, hopelessly addicted to his wife, top-tier politician gong VS high-IQ, sweet on the outside and dark on the inside, a heartthrob who craves her husband's body, mecha engineer shou

Reader's notes: 1. Two strong leads, devoted to each other in body and soul, 1v1, guaranteed HE.

2. My own brand of sci-fi, completely made up, so please don't nitpick the details.

3. Plot-driven. The characters' views do not represent the author's views.

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Coming next: Fantasy romance, After Picking the Villainous Alpha

Shen Yunjie transmigrates into a tragic ABO romance novel as a cannon-fodder Omega.

The protagonist Alpha is the crown prince of the empire, deeply in love with a poor Omega who is his one true love. For the sake of love, he's willing to drag the entire empire to its doom a hundred times over every day.

The cannon-fodder Omega marries the protagonist Alpha in a family-arranged union. He never receives so much as a glance of affection from his spouse, and before long, the Twelve Star Systems fracture and rebel factions vie to rise up.

The protagonist's beloved dies in the struggle for power. Driven mad by love, the protagonist Alpha charges straight into enemy territory and stages a dramatic suicide for love. Meanwhile, the cannon-fodder Omega is taken as a spoil of war by the victorious rebel leader, imprisoned, and ultimately abused to death amid the Alpha's maliciously released pheromones.

When Shen Yunjie arrives, he's still in military academy. His marriage to the protagonist Alpha is nowhere near being arranged, and the rebels haven't come knocking yet. Looking at his perfect grades in every subject, Shen Yunjie thinks: This is the perfect place to ride out the storm!

Why hitch himself to the most useless protagonist in the entire book? Is it because he's an extreme Alpha, or because he's impotent?

The royal family is obviously unreliable, and with so many rebels to choose from, he can just invest in a different faction and at least protect himself!

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After rejecting the crown prince's proposal, Shen Yunjie becomes a public enemy and ends up homeless, surrounded by countless greedy eyes coveting him.

To protect himself, Shen Yunjie hires a group of unwanted, homeless Alpha men as bodyguards at rock-bottom rates. Everyone thinks he's lost his mind, and rumors about his debauched private life spread like wildfire.

But later, Shen Yunjie leads his team to repel monsters, defend cities, and reclaim lost territory. He dons a general's uniform, and the homeless men at his side finally become household names.

Only then does Shen Yunjie realize: Huh? Aren't these guys the invincible Sisyphus Squad from the original story, the ones who come out on top in the end?

And how come the mark on the chest of Lian Jingming, the homeless leader who supposedly "made his fortune begging with his face," looks so much like the rebel leader who imprisoned him in the original story???

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A tiger that rules the mountains, a swift leopard, a far-sighted eagle, a cunning fox, and a battle-hardened wolf.

That was the Sisyphus Special Forces Team Shen Yunjie had imagined.

But after meeting their captain, Lian Jingming, Shen Yunjie discovered that the real Sisyphus Squad was: a fish shirking its duties, a bucket pretending to be a rice container, a scapegoat hero, a drum retreating from battle, and... a jackhammer.

And yet this squad is the unshakable line of defense protecting the people of the empire.

Shen Yunjie is the mysterious, noble legend of the military, an Omega who may seem too delicate to look after himself but is brilliant in every way. His strategic genius strikes fear into his enemies.

Countless people covet his beauty and pheromones, yet fear his methods too much to approach him.

Lian Jingming, however, always manages to block his way back between battles. Amid rolling clouds of smoke, he holds a thornless rose between his teeth and says cheekily, "Baby, for old times' sake, when we were so compatible, don't turn evil, okay?"

Whenever that happens, Shen Yunjie remembers the twisted ways Lian Jingming used on him when he was a rebel leader, and his fists clench hard.

But when he looks at Lian Jingming's face and breathes in the lingering, tender scent of his pheromones, his fists go soft again.

Theme: Technology shapes the future