You Call This Platonic?

[Next up, the upcoming novel "Tales of Romance at Zhaowu Bureau": A Cold-Faced Cutie with Max Combat Power Joins the Zhaowu Bureau] The ex-pirate king, all dirty talk and hormones 🦅 X The beautiful military doctor who could coast on his looks but insists on relying on his own abilities 🐱 Beta Qu Qingran had lived a lonely life. His greatest wish was to change his fate by passing the college entrance exam and becoming a military doctor. On the day the results came out, he received three pieces of terrible news. First, he'd been cheated out of his admission by a powerful family, and his place had gone to an official's Omega son. Second, the person who took his place was his friend's fiancee. Third, not only did his friend refuse to stand up for him, he even told him, "Let it go. Everyone has it hard." Qu Qingran: You can take your "everyone has it hard" and shove it! Who's the victim here? Only later did he learn that his Alpha friend and that Omega had highly compatible pheromones and were naturally attracted to each other. Turns out he was the clown all along. He Xu, the illegitimate son of the He Group, had nothing but a pretty face. He didn't react to Omega pheromones and was infamous for being sexually impotent. Qu Qingran: An Alpha with a weak stomach? I respect that. You're way better than those pieces of trash ruled by their glands! Through a twist of fate, Qu Qingran became friends with He Xu. After hearing about his predicament, He Xu suggested, "If I were you, I'd become a nurse." Everyone else: A male nurse? Hahaha, that's hilarious! Qu Qingran really did enroll in nursing school. Later, he followed He Xu to remote mountains and vast seas, to foreign lands, and won extraordinary military honors. After that, he became a celebrated "scalpel" in the military, famed for his superb medical skills and countless admirers. He also had the absolute right to choose who he wanted. Sitting in his luxurious private office, Qu Qingran smiled as he tore up the promotion papers in front of his deferential friend's wife. "Get her out of here!" - Qu Qingran didn't know that Qi Chen, whom he considered his closest friend, had secretly been in love with him for years. One day, Qi Chen cornered him on the road and begged him for forgiveness. Thanks to He Xu, Qu Qingran managed to get rid of him. To show his gratitude, Qu Qingran opened a bottle of his treasured wine and invited He Xu over. "Commander He, even if you're no good in bed, your pheromones are amazing!" Thinking of his ex's hasty retreat, the beautiful Beta doctor raised his glass and said, "Thanks for lending yourself to me. I'll drink it all, you do as you like!" When he woke again, he was sitting on a messy bed, clutching his sore waist and piecing together the drunken one-night stand. His worldview crumbling, he asked, "Aren't you supposed to be impotent?" "That's what you people said." The handsome Alpha, nearly 1.9 meters tall, leaned against the doorframe and flexed his bite-marked chest. Smiling, he said, "I usually call it Platonic love." #What a mess. So after all that, you were Platonic? I thought you couldn't get it up! #I only feel that way for you~ [Singing] Platonic love: A spiritual romance that comes before physical intimacy. 🌑🌒🌓🌔Reader's Guide🌖🌗🌘🌑 1. Both leads are strong and sexually inexperienced. They're a couple who love to fight each other. 2. Alpha-Beta romance. In this setting, Betas can smell pheromones but don't have a pheromonal reaction to them. 3. A fictional setting. No need to nitpick. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Enjoy the story. XOXO The blurb was screenshotted on 2026-02-07. Theme: Justice will never be late