My Sister Sent Me to Kiss You

[Completed, ordered two pieces of cookies, scarf @ ] [The sequel to the powerful fantasy "Black Lotus Death Escape Guide", please collect it. Shuyu had been plotting to kill demons in the mortal world for many years, but he was plotted by the immortal realm and suffered heavy casualties. After her rebirth, she lost all her cultivation. The Immortal Alliance cut off her support and said with a smile: Master Minghua, now all you have left is your pretty face. Shuyu looked in the mirror and didn't think so. At least she has a pretty face. - Everyone in the Xian Alliance was waiting to see Cen Shuyu's joke, but they received news that the demon had been killed again and again. The first time, it possessed the ninety-five-year-old young emperor, but was killed by a well-known dandy in the capital. It was heard that the dandy would skip the imperial banquet and ride thousands of miles to see his wife out of seclusion, just because his beloved wife had a moon on her sleeve, and the devil said, "I will accept your wife as my concubine." In the second life, it possessed a world-famous medical sage, but was killed by a cold Taoist who had nothing to do with the world. It was heard that the Taoist wanted to prove the Taoist couple's innocence, and was willing to have his bones locked on a pipa, and to be ravaged by monsters and stained with blood in the building. However, the demon forced his Taoist couple to stay overnight without returning. The people of Xianmeng were greatly shocked. It's not good to offend anyone, offend such a perverted love brain! - Shuyu felt guilty about the men in the world who loved her miserably, but not much. After all, she was a skilled worker in death escape, and the world was like a drama, and she would always forget. One day after her meritorious deeds were completed, she returned to the ninth heaven, where she encountered immortal chaos. The group of hypocrites were menacing and scary to look at, but they were easily defeated by one person and one sword. The golden gate was about to be destroyed, and Shuyu was blocked by the opponent. He felt that the sword energy in the sky could not distinguish between the enemy and ourselves, just like anger, and he couldn't help but say: "This fellow immortal is so angry that he is hurting his health." The other person turned around suddenly and looked at her handsome and refined eyes, which were slightly red. "Cen Shuyu, don't let me shed another tear for you." - Xiao Jianyun's Sword Intent was highly praised by the three realms, but he could never reach the top. A female fairy passed by and commented: "If you don't have obsession, you are still far away." Xiao Jianyun: You know a hammer! In order to find the other party's head, he chased him from the sky to the earth. In the cycle of death and rebirth, he was always one step late, forced to experience death farewell and cut off his liver and intestines. When he returned to the ninth heaven, he finally saw a living Cen Shuyu, who was surrounded by a group of misfortunes. "Master Minghua, the sky is shattered and the turbid air is flowing back. In order to save the common people, it is not an exaggeration to lend your soul to mend the sky, right?" At that moment, his sword dragon roared into the sky, Xiao Jianyun thought, this was probably obsession. After all, the death of my wife is nothing more than three things. #No matter how many reincarnations there are, I will always be your subordinate. #Cry and love brain are the best dowry for a man! #Why do you remember nothing and I remember everything! The career-focused heartthrob Black Heart Lotus VS the crazy and strong bad love brain --Separating line of this article's copy-- Zhou Sisi is a crazy guy. When she was four years old, she said: "My brother is Sun Wukong's apprentice!" Zhou Xianqing was forced to learn a complete set of monkey sticks. When she was five years old, she said: "My brother dares to catch southern cockroaches!!" Zhou Xianqing was forced to practice the skill of killing cockroaches with slippers. When she was six years old, Zhou Sisi yelled: "My brother dares to eat shit!!" Zhou Xianqing was shocked: "I don't dare to do this!!!" Zhou Sisi: "Then - my brother dares to kiss Shen Hebai!" Zhou Xianqing: "?" - There is an urban legend circulating in Jinghua District. There is a guy named Shen Hebai who has a green face and fangs and specializes in eating children who skip school. All the primary school students in Ningcheng talk about Shen Hebai's transformation. But in Zhou Xianqing's case, Shen Hebai was just a small-town essayist who stayed with his family. He was a little handsome, but had a rigid schedule, from eight in the morning to ten in the evening. This made Master Zhou, who was used to reversing day and night, extremely depressed. He had to beep at each other more than twenty times every day. The relationship between him and Shen Hebai was incompatible, and kissing Shen Hebai was undoubtedly as difficult as eating shit. But over the years, Brother Zhou Sisi has never lost in terms of appearance or inner spirit! So, Zhou Xianqing stepped forward to welcome the man—— "Give me a kiss and I'll give you a month's pocket money, how about that?" Shen Hebai was jogging in the morning, his eyebrows were sparse, and he spoke calmly: "No, just turn off the lights at ten o'clock in the evening." "So early?" Young Master Zhou suddenly became furious: "Are you trying to kill me?" Shen Hebai stopped to look at him and said leisurely: "I feel like you don't really want to kiss me." "..." The poisonous tongue king VS the stupid son of the landlord From campus to city, some joyful escape from daily life. 20230123 Screenshot 20230705 third edition My brother dares to eat shit meme comes from online video ※The entertainment industry has been waiting for pre-orders of "Hidden Rules" to collect them Ye Kairan was reborn. At the cocktail party, his old lover handed him a glass of wine and said sincerely: "Don't marry easily, it will lower your worth." The other person just kissed a little idol five minutes ago. In the future, he will transfer all his resources and property, and while he is dumb, he will beat him to the bottom of his career, causing him to be depressed to death. Ye Kairan smiled and pushed away his old lover's wine glass. - Ye Kairan, the youngest top singer in the singing world, suddenly lost his voice after breaking up with his same-sex boyfriend. His love career also withered. Everyone expressed regret and curiously speculated on his future direction. Two months later, he joined the crew of the well-known director Shen Qingzhe, causing an uproar. "A singer became an actor halfway through his career? This is like dancing on Director Shen's grave!" "It is well known that Director Shen specializes in all kinds of bringing capital into groups and hidden rules." "Help, wait and see Director Shen's 10,000 weird Weibo posts." "Ye Kairan cried when being repaired by Shen Qingzhe, hot search booking!" Unexpectedly, the most popular search was #Ye Kairan and Shen Qingzhe came out of the hotel together and were carried around the waist and put into the nanny car. #Shen Qingzhe was photographed rubbing hands with Ye Kairan backstage at the concert. # Participated in the reality show, and Shen Qingzhe changed from a flying guest to a permanent resident, smiling and staring throughout the whole process. Everyone trembled: Director Shen never unspoken rules... So what are you doing? The anti-fans sneered: The movie is about to be released, so let's hype it up! Nausea! Ye Kairan responded coldly: "Director Shen just lent me the pocket of my coat to put the keys." "I have a crooked ear and he is helping to adjust it." "He didn't wear his cloak that day. He was in a daze, looking for a lens, and arranging his style in front of the refrigerator door. In short, it wasn't me he was looking at. Thank you." "Refuse to hype up emotions, it is impossible to sell rottenness." The following year, Ye Kairan won the Best Supporting Actor, Shen Qingzhe also won the Best Director, and the movie set a new box office record. When the anti-fans were pretending to be dead, Shen Qingzhe retweeted old Weibo posts one by one, saying in a strange tone: "What are you selling? We usually just come out." Ye Kairan liked it. CP fans: Damn it's Chinese New Year! - Former Sanqi Best Actor Shen Qingzhe's career as a director has been smooth and smooth, with unlimited success. No one knows that he has a "muse" hidden in his heart. When he heard that this "muse" liked a certain low-quality traffic, he sneered and said, "Why is such a good person so blind?" He blocked the other person and never mentioned it again. One day, when he returned from vacation, he found his "muse" standing outside the door, with two buttons on his collar casually opened, handing him a resume and smiling: "Director Shen, are there any opportunities to cooperate?" Shen Qingzhe stared at the other person's exquisite collarbone for two seconds. He didn't even know the script was floating there before he calmly replied: "Yes, I have a role right here that suits you." #All unexpressed love for you is an unspoken rule. Arrogant and poisonous tongue x scheming fishing system Intention: Riches and honors cannot be immoral, poverty and lowliness cannot be changed