Guide to Faking Your Death as a Black Lotus

[Please add my new novel, "The Whole Empire Hopes We'll Start a Fight," to your favorites! Weibo: @Lu Wang Jiang] Shuyu spent years laying plans in the mortal world to destroy demons, only to be ambushed by the Immortal Realm one day, suffering devastating casualties. After being reborn, she lost all her cultivation and was hunted throughout the city like a stray dog. People from the Immortal Alliance jeered, "High Immortal Minghua, all you have left now is a pretty face." Shuyu looked in the mirror and thought: At least I still have my face. - The Immortal Alliance waited to laugh at Cen Shuyu, but instead received news that the demon lord had been cut down with a single slash. They heard that the demon had possessed the young emperor, the Son of Heaven, and was killed by a notorious young wastrel in the capital. That wastrel had once stood up the imperial banquet, then ridden a thousand li beyond the pass, all because his beloved wife had a crescent moon embroidered on her sleeve, and the demon had said, "I'll take your wife as my consort." The Immortal Alliance was stunned. What terrifying lovesickness! - Shuyu felt some guilt toward the husband who had loved her so deeply in the mortal world, but not much. The mortal world was like a play, and after faking her death, she would eventually forget it all. On the day her merit was complete, she returned to the Ninth Heaven, just as an immortal rebellion broke out. That group of hypocrites came at her menacingly, but though they looked frightening, one person and one sword easily swept them away. The golden gates were about to fall. Shuyu was shielded behind him, and the sword energy filling the sky seemed indiscriminate, almost like rage. Unable to help herself, she said: "Fellow immortal, anger is bad for your health." The other person abruptly turned around. His eyes were handsome and extraordinary, and slightly red. "Cen Shuyu, don't think I'll shed another tear for you." - The Three Realms praised Xiao Jianyuns swordsmanship, but he could never reach the pinnacle. One female immortal passed by and remarked, "You're still far from it without an obsession." Xiao Jianyung: What the hell do you know? He chased her from the heavens down to the underworld just to argue with her. Through death and reincarnation, he still couldn't catch up with her, and was forced to experience parting through death, his heart torn apart. When he finally returned to the Ninth Heaven, he came upon a living, breathing Cen Shuyu surrounded by a crowd of wicked immortals. "High Immortal Minghua, the heavens are breaking apart and foul energy is flooding in. To save all living beings, it would only be right to borrow your primordial spirit to patch up the sky, wouldn't it?" At that moment, his sword roared like a dragon through the nine heavens. Xiao Jianyung thought: This must be what an obsession is. After all, he couldn't lose his wife again. #Men with tearful eyes and lovesick hearts make the best dowry! The captivating black lotus heroine VS the powerful, unhinged wife-devoted husband The greatest mind in the world falls in love with the greatest warrior Both are each other's only partners, one-on-one, entirely fictional setting. Coming soon: "The Whole Empire Hopes We'll Start a Fight." Please add it to your favorites. Three years after being expelled, Gu Xing was arrested for causing trouble at a construction site. The one who arrested him was none other than his former nemesis from military academy, Lu Bumian. Lu Bumian had risen to become a Knight Commander, hailed as a jade-faced Asura, noble and radiant. Gu Xing: Damn, I really want to ride his gorgeous face! Gu Xing had a long list of offenses, so his superiors ordered Lu Bumian to keep him under twenty-four-hour, one-on-one surveillance. The two were forced into an inseparable-twins routine. And so... Gu Xing ordered takeout while Lu Bumian was working. The aroma wafted for miles and attracted monsters. Lu Bumian hoisted his desk to hold them back, saving Gu Xing's life. Gu Xing started a livestream while Lu Bumian was showering. The explosive content attracted monsters. Lu Bumian, wrapped in a bath towel and holding a gun, saved Gu Xing's life. When Gu Xing was finally confronted by a monster, he didn't run. He stood there and started swaying his body. "Don't hit me! I'm only just eighteen~~~~~!" Lu Bumian risked being dragged into a nest to become a monster's kept husband. He used himself as bait to lure away more than two hundred monster queens, saving Gu Xing's life. Gu Xing might as well have written "kill Lu Bumian" on his face. A month later, Lu Bumian applied for permission to let Gu Xing use weapons. When asked why, the Knight Commander, his handsome face bruised, said indifferently, "Next time, he can save himself. I'll stand by and watch him die." The corrupt officials of the entire empire cheered: Fight! Fight! Later, Gu Xing appeared out of nowhere at an upper-class banquet and shot a senator in the head. Lu Bumian arrived at a leisurely pace amid cries of "Save the senator!" In front of countless media outlets, he peeled off the senator's monster skin and let Gu Xing pull him by the tie and kiss him fiercely. Everyone: ??? You said you'd stand by and watch him die? You want him to ride your face? Who do you think you're fooling?! - During the years when neither would yield to the other, Gu Xing and Lu Bumian each broke the other's ribs. He always thought it was because of their contempt and hatred. Until Lu Bumian covered his eyes and held his legs apart, calling back the glory of his former self in a low, restrained voice: "Spear of the Empire, didn't you want to ride my face? Have it your way." - Valentine's Day headline: A rubber-eating slime monster that had been on the run for three years was finally captured by Colonel Gu Xing and sentenced to life imprisonment. Asked why, the monster wept: I was wrong, I was so wrong! In my next life, even if I get to ride in a luxury car and sleep in a mansion, I won't chew the condoms Colonel Gu bought for Colonel Lu anymore! QAQ Uniforms, yes. Strong pairings, yes. Theme: Be brave and stand up for justice