Cheng Che in everyone else's eyes:
Lazy! Pretty! Food-delivery guy!
Cheng Che in Feng Nian's eyes:
Loves me! Loves me! Loves me so much!
Cheng Che in his own eyes:
Living off other people, waiting to die, lying down and following celebrities.
Too bad the person he fangirls over has terrible luck.
To save Feng Nian, he spends every day rushing from one "staged accident" involving the Heavenly King to another.
Before he knows it, he's sent himself to the chopping block of the Best Actor.
The entire entertainment industry is skeptical: Cheng Che is just a delivery guy. What makes him so special?
The Heavenly King Feng Nian comes out to explain personally: He's talented.
Two days later, he explains again: Because he's my boyfriend!
A bigshot film producer immediately jumps in: Nonsense, he's my son. My biological son!
A certain Best Actress: He's my son too. My biological son!
A respected veteran artist: He's my... No, no, Master Uncle, please accept this humble nephew's bow!
Later, the entire entertainment industry wails:
All right, all right, Cheche, just keep lying down. The moment you get up, there'll be no work left for anyone else.
[Bonus Scene]
Host: Next, please welcome Best Actor Cheng Che for his performance!
Cheng Che: Someone bring out this Best Actor's two-meter-wide bed!
Host, starry-eyed: Is the Best Actor going to do a steamy boat scene?
Cheng Che: That's right. I'll show everyone how to fall asleep in five seconds. Zzzz
*Playful, lazy, shameless shou who lives off others and waits to die x dual-personality, unlucky gong who loves Cheng Che to bits
*A goofy comedy. Take it seriously and you've already lost. Pure, brainless, feel-good sweetness. No arguing!
*Set against the Hong Kong entertainment industry of the 1990s. All characters and events are fictional, with no real-life inspirations.
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[Conquering the Entertainment Industry with Lost Arts]
Yu Jingyun, a three-thousand-year-old relic who claims to be good at singing, dancing, and everything else, suddenly becomes obsessed with crosstalk. Then all sorts of trouble ensue.
Not only does he stand out in a talent show and become a top star in the crosstalk world, he also unexpectedly wins over an aloof bigshot?
Yu Jingyun says: Every thorn on the road to godhood was brought by that guy!
He won't let Yu Jingyun enter the talent show? His impromptu performance is every bit as good as a national idol's!
He sends him to a variety show so obscure it's at the bottom of the abyss? Yu Jingyun still shines with his lost skills!
He gets too deep into character on a show, and the BOSS starts treating him like a son? Heh.
After a round of loving discipline, he bends down to ask the BOSS crawling on the ground: "Which one of us is whose dad?"
Cool, versatile shou (Yu Jingyun) x arrogant, jealous bigshot gong (Shan Yun)
[Stories Coming Soon]
[The Whole World Got Scratched Up by a Cat After I Transmigrated into a Book]
At the Lu family's reunion banquet, the return of Lu Yi, the long-lost punching bag who'd been missing for two years, brought an end to everyone's good days.
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Bystander: Madam, it's been two years since you threw the young master into the wilderness!
Adoptive mother: Oh, has he learned his lesson?
Bystander: No. He brought the police to arrest you.
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Bystander: Young master, it's been six months since you threw your younger brother into that bankrupt company!
Older brother: Oh, has he learned his lesson?
Bystander: No. He transferred billions in debt to you.
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Bystander: Boss, you've been using Lu Yi as a replacement for two years!
Villain: Oh, has he learned his lesson?
Bystander: No. He beat your first love to a pulp.
No one knew that Lu Yi had once been an imperial cat at the emperor's side, a wicked little menace who often plunged the world into chaos.
After transmigrating into a book, all he wants is to become the wildest supermodel and walk the most expensive runway. Anyone who gets in the way of his rise to fame is dead!
So he starts by beating up the cold, calculating main villain.
At first, Young Master Sheng meets Lu Yi blow for blow. But later he discovers that under Lu Yi's unruly exterior lies an adorable heart.
He rolls around in the sun, pounces on birds in the garden, and licks his paws in the bathroom. He's so cute it's unbearable.
Young Master Sheng coolly sidles up to him: "Be my man (cat), and I'll buy you an entire fishpond!"
Lu Yi scratches his ears, which are no longer pointy. "Get lost. Don't come near me!"
Young Master Sheng: QAQ Another day of getting rejected, but I feel so happy inside!
Willful, tough, cat-type male supporting character x rich young master, cunning cat-loving main villain
Theme: A tribute to the best of times
After the White Moonlight's Substitute Bottom Goes Mad, Everyone Gets the Crematorium Treatment
Born Bad
Orange Cat Chief Inspector Forbids Feeding [Infinite]
The Lax Fish Took His Villain Cubs on a Parenting Variety Show and Became a Hit
The Lazybones Takes Her Three-Year-Old Dad on a Parenting Show and Goes Viral
After Losing His Memory, the Delicate Omega Became a Fake Young Master of a Wealthy Family
The Fake Heiress Is a Green Tea, and Her Obsessive Lover Is Too Afraid to Claim Her!
What Do I Do When I Meet the Ex-Husband Who Dumped Me in an Infinite-Flow World?
I Became My Archenemy's Three-Year-Old Nephew and Became Famous
The Years I Spent as an Animal
The Iron-Blooded General Reborn as a Timid Girl in Women's Clothes
After I Transmigrated Into a Book, the Whole World Was Bullied by Cats
It feels like it's over just as it started
It always feels like a lot of plot has been skipped. Does the author not want to torture me?
After finishing the show, it would be great if there was a sequel, the kind of live broadcast (>ω<)
I really like the author's style of this article! Finished spreading flowers!
Dad takes the blame hahahahahahaha
Come on hahahahahahaha
Suddenly a Shura field? Hahahahahaha xswl
Ahhhhh I'm so excited ahhhhhhhhhh
Hahahahahahaha
Ahhhhhhh, I'm so happy