Crossover: Marvel and DC Friendship Simulator

"Ant colonies have a strict order. Each ant has its own role, working day and night to build a complete society. But for most humans, such a society can be destroyed with nothing more than a pot of boiling water. So to an existence like you, what's the difference between humans and ants?"

Beneath your feet, blood mixed with mushy flesh slowly trickles away. Across from you, the person you call a friend raises a weapon.

The black-haired, blue-eyed vigilante is clearly challenging you, yet beneath his mask, his expression is so sorrowful, as if his heart might break at any moment.

Friends shouldn't make their friends sad.

So you gently cup his face and speak in a voice as sweet as honey: "But you're not an ant. You're the cutest little kitten in the world."

Your bloodstained hand brushes his cheek, leaving two streaks beneath his eyes like bloody tears.

*

Friendship is the hardest problem you've encountered so far.

And having a normal friend, one who hasn't gone crazy, can talk to you, and won't scream and run away, seems like an impossible dream.

Until your birthday,

when your older brother asks what you want as a present.

"A friend."

That's what you tell him.

Your generous brother decides to make your wish come true.

So when you truly open your eyes for the first time, you discover that you have a frail, helpless body.

A lively voice comes from above, and the warmth of a living person flows steadily from the arms holding you.

You're overjoyed. Could this be a newbie perk, with a friend given to you from the start?

Robin, who happened to rescue a citizen falling from a building: ?

Through your tireless efforts, you and he eventually become friends.

There was just a little hiccup along the way, so now you have one, two, three, four, five good friends, also known as the Robin family bundle.

* The main story is written in third person.

* The female protagonist is a Lovecraftian nonhuman, the kind you can't judge by normal human standards. Refer to the blurb. The vigilantes will suffer one-sided emotional heartbreak.

Theme: Learning how to make friends