A Guide to Taming Wild Dogs

The rookie conquest System got lucky and bonded with a promising Host.

The Host was beautiful and strong, and a local to boot. She was practically born for these conquest missions.

The System had a feeling this was going to be a sure thing.

Full of fighting spirit, it waved its flag and set off to win over its targets.

System: Thirty-Six Strategies for Winning Hearts, Number One: Encourage him, support him, and help build his career!

Lugong Tuyu: Ah.

Then she turned around and nearly ruined a certain leader's plan.

System: Thirty-Six Strategies for Winning Hearts, Number Two: Be gentle, considerate, and understanding!

Lugong Tuyu: Oh.

So she lit a cigarette in front of a certain Hound's King of Nothingness, and the smell of nicotine left him furious and helpless.

System: Thirty-Six Strategies for Winning Hearts, Number Three: Respect his hobbies and give him plenty of care!

Lugong Tuyu: Mm.

Next, a certain famous detective had all his snacks confiscated and was dragged off to the dentist.

System: [Weak, pitiful, and bewildered.jpg]

Why won't my Host follow the script? Why does she succeed at every conquest anyway? Is there something wrong with the essential conquest handbook I got?

Reminder:

1. The female lead is a powerhouse, and no one in all of Yokohama can match her beauty.

2. The conquest targets aren't limited to the three mentioned above.

3. The plot has been heavily altered. If that bothers you, read with caution. OOC warning.

More to be added if I think of anything.

Entering the paid section on September 8.

Theme: Walking alone through the darkness, setting out toward the dawn