[Western Crossover] I Conquered Gotham’s Job Market by Going Crazy

(Coming soon: Baby Boss Is a Bat Kid. Blurb at the very bottom ♡) (Going premium on April 9, with a 10,000-character update that day) Darcy is an expert in all kinds of unhinged writing. That’s how someone managed to get her sent to Arkham Asylum with a single psychiatric evaluation. When she saw the madhouse chaos inside, Darcy’s eyes widened. This… this feeling… The guard thought she was scared. But the next second, she cried out excitedly, “It feels just like coming home! I love it here!” And so, she got even crazier. * After someone tried to kill her by pushing her into the water, she became bound to a System that made her stronger whenever she went crazy. Darcy: There’s a deal like that?! With this new advantage, she spent less than a week at Arkham before showing everyone at the asylum, through her own actions, that there was a real lunatic in the building. To be specific: 1. A former Gotham City district attorney held up a coin and asked her to pick heads or tails. Darcy immediately broke down screaming, ranting wildly at him about her indecisiveness. 2. A certain crime boss was telling her a joke when he “accidentally” showed her his pearly yellow teeth. Unable to stand the sight, Darcy whipped out a toilet brush and gave him a thorough cleaning, free of charge. 3. The head of an extremist plant-protection group had just grown a poisonous plant. When he turned around, he saw Darcy draped over the railing, drooling and asking if it tasted sweet. The next day, he found row after row of deep, toothy marks on its toxic, bubbling roots. * A fellow patient told her she didn’t deserve to eat beside him. She smashed his plate and crawled across the tabletop in a disturbingly creepy way. A fellow patient cornered her and tried to start trouble. She thought for a moment, then leaned close and whispered, “How should I handle a situation like this…?” A fellow patient deliberately knocked her over. She got right back up and slapped him across the face. Thanks to her efforts, Arkham, Gotham’s famous talent market, finally became a harmonious place. Darcy declared proudly, “There’s nothing one good freak-out can’t solve. And if there is… Then freak out twice.” Coming soon: Baby Boss Is a Bat Kid A new little bat named Lindsey has joined the Wayne family. He has soft, fine black hair, big, clear blue eyes, and an adorable baby suit. He’s practically a miniature Gotham sweetheart. And when someone picks him up, he even flops into their arms and lets out the cutest little baby giggle. Aww… Everyone in the Bat family except Bruce admits they’ve been utterly charmed. What a sweet, unpretentious little Bat family cutie. That is, until one night. The Bats head out together on a mission and discover that Lindsey, the well-behaved baby who should be home asleep, is standing menacingly in front of a supervillain. He pulls out his favorite pacifier and tosses it carelessly aside, then speaks in a low voice. “Show some respect, villain.” “You’re standing before the most successful baby boss in the history of Baby Corp, and there’s no one else even close!” The familiar, gravelly voice startles everyone except Batman. The rest of the Bats feel completely duped and let out silent, piercing shrieks: How is this supposed to be a miniature Gotham sweetheart, an adorable little baby from the Bat family?! This is clearly a miniature old Batman!!!!! Theme: Instead of turning your frustration inward, show your strength to the world.