If Demons Fear the Sun, Why Don't You Plant Sunflowers?

[New Story: “Teacher, Is This Really a Proper Cosplay Commission?” Gojo Satoru pairing, check out my profile and please add it to your favorites (*^▽^*)~] You were born with a game System. One day, you awakened a pixel game called Demon Slayer Farming RPG. The System told you that you could clear the game once you earned ten million gold. You diligently tended your crops, but your farm was always wrecked by demons at night, and every last vegetable was eaten. Fortunately, sunflowers produced solar energy, and demons feared the sun. So you planted sunflowers across the whole area for miles around. On top of that, you could always find rare crows called [Demon Slayers] (scarecrows) lying along the road. Plant them in your fields, and they would wipe out every demon. They needed the solar energy produced by sunflowers to work. You could also feed them their favorite [Salmon Radish] [Hagi Mochi] [Tempura] [Sakura Mochi] to raise their affection and double their efficiency. Gather the necessary ingredients and head to [Butterfly Mansion] to make the dishes. You also discovered that putting two Sanemis with scars on their faces together, or placing the one with a snake wrapped around his neck alongside the one with pink braided hair, would likewise double their work efficiency. Unfortunately, these scarecrows only lasted one night and disappeared automatically the next day. “Hashira-level” scarecrows were the rarest, but luckily you had figured out the schedules of a few Hashira. For example, every Wednesday evening, you could always find the “Water Hashira,” who loved salmon radish, at the hot springs behind the mountain. [This is the men’s bath! You can’t come in!] But that was all right. You could go to the [Witch’s Hut] and change your gender to male. Then you could walk right in without anyone batting an eye! You could also often dig up [Artifacts] in your fields. Carrying the S-rank artifact “Snowflake Hairpin” let you stun the pink-haired, striped demon for three minutes, while the “Sun Breathing Flower Hanafuda” could scare off the Demon King... [Enjoy the game, and good luck clearing it soon] * The Demon Slayer Corps had recently been having a run of bizarre encounters. While walking along, they would often be struck with a pickaxe by some woman and taken to a farm, where demons appeared in droves after nightfall. But she always gave them something called “solar energy.” Attach it to a Nichirin Sword, and demons could be slain with ease. She also treated them to delicious food, so no one really minded. “Shinobu, Shinobu, guess what! Last time I got taken there, Mr. Iguro was there too. Her farm is so pretty, and the sakura mochi is delicious!” “I was going back to the Butterfly Mansion to get some medicine, and ran into her cooking here.” “Mm, I’ve also been snatched away when I was taking a bath.” Giyu suddenly chimed in while the girls were chatting. Everyone in the Demon Slayer Corps turned to look at him. No, what was this guy talking about? “The person I ran into while bathing was male. The one who’s usually there is female. They must be siblings.” The Water Hashira, who loved salmon radish, summed it up. * You successfully cleared the game, married the Water Hashira who loved salmon radish, and, with a full collection of achievements, never opened the game again. Then one day, you saw a man on the street who looked exactly like your husband from the game. He pulled you into his arms. His cool voice turned cloying as he murmured: “Why did you abandon me and our child...” “No, you’re never allowed to leave me again.” ★ The heroine is transported to the world of Demon Slayer, but thinks it’s a game. She has rare blood that attracts demons, and thinks they’re eating the vegetables when they’re actually after her XD ★ The game is roughly a combination of Stardew Valley and Plants vs. Zombies ★ The pairing is Giyu, the fish who keeps getting abducted while bathing XD [Gender can be changed in the game, but romantic content only occurs when the player character is female. There is no romantic content when the player character is male. The story is romance from beginning to end.] Upcoming story starts here. Check out my profile and please add it to your favorites qaq “Teacher, Is This Really a Proper Cosplay Commission?” While scrolling through posts out of boredom, I came across a cosplay of my favorite Gojo-sensei and was instantly dazzled by the cosplayer’s gorgeous looks. I immediately booked a cosplay commission with them, to comfort my battered working-stiff soul. I went to the station at the time we’d agreed on to meet the teacher. A white-haired young man wearing a blindfold stood out in the crowd. He was obviously a grilled-snake player! I strode confidently over. “Hi! Honey~” Naturally, I also confirmed their identity. After they confirmed who they were, I took them straight to a hotel, where we took a bunch of memento photos and vlogs that were not suitable for children (crossed out). The teacher’s cosplay was incredibly accurate! From height to makeup, hair, and overall vibe, they were exactly like the real 5t5! How could a girl be this tall! “Teacher, your wig is such good quality. I can’t even pull it off!” “It’s dyed~” “Teacher, your foundation sits so well. Your skin looks like you were born with it!” “I’m not wearing makeup~” “Teacher, send me the link for your colored contacts! They’re so accurate!” “They were custom-made~” Waaah, the teacher was so dedicated, and even learned voice acting to get the character right. I love them so much T^T One part of the video involved a bed pin with an unbuttoned shirt, but the teacher was a girl, after all, and I didn’t want to make her uncomfortable. The teacher said they could edit the body in post, but to keep the mood intact, they blindfolded me. And so it turned into a blindfolded bed-pin scene... Teacher, don’t do that. You’ll really turn me gay () Come to think of it, when did I start liking Gojo-sensei? How strange. I can’t remember. Back in his days at Jujutsu High, 5t5 met a strange girl. She rushed up to him, saying things like “System,” “affection points,” and “target to win over,” words you’d only hear in a romance game. Under her advances, his feelings for her grew stronger and stronger, and the two of them started dating. Then one day, she suddenly said she’d finished winning him over and had to return to her original world. So romance games were real after all? The girl disappeared from his world just like that. He spent many years alone, living without her. Until one day, he found himself in an unfamiliar world. There were no curses everywhere, and his photo was displayed on screens along the streets. Then that girl appeared again. “So you’re the cosplayer! You look so accurate! You’re exactly like Gojo-sensei!” Was this another romance game? It didn’t sound so bad. This time, though, I’m the one calling the shots. “Teacher, can I kiss you? I mean, your face, your face is fine!” ...This is bad. How do I tell her that anything besides my face is fine too? I don’t want the game to end so soon. [Bonus Scene] Kashima-kun, known as the school’s prince, discovered that he was born to be a handsome male cosplayer and decisively became a cosplayer. Mainly because he could skip club activities. He could tell Hori-senpai it was to improve his acting, and Hori wouldn’t question it. One day, Kashima accepted a commission to cosplay Gojo-sensei. When she arrived at the station, the client was nowhere to be seen. Just as she was about to contact them, another cosplayer suddenly hit her from behind and knocked her out. When she woke up, she saw Hori-senpai. “Hori-senpai, this is terrifying. Cosplayers are resorting to vicious competition now?” Theme: Work hard to earn money and exterminate demons