Martial Uncle, This Is the Modern World, Please Behave Yourself

[Modern Urban Fantasy and the Supernatural]

Ye Linshuang transmigrated from the age of cultivation to three thousand years in the future alongside his martial uncle, where spiritual energy is scarce and the 996 grind crushes his spine.

But why did his martial uncle transmigrate into the body of a wealthy, handsome, wildly popular movie emperor with countless followers, while Ye Linshuang ended up as a university lecturer perpetually short on cash, teaching boring folklore during work hours and taking on a pile of assignments after work?

Shamanic blessings, paper effigies seeking revenge, a movie emperor possessed by someone else... Thankfully, his fellow cultivators who had ascended are reliable. They keep hurling all kinds of immortal artifacts and spiritual energy his way, stacking his buffs to the max so he can ascend and reunite with them.

Ye Linshuang: I feel as exhausted as a dog.

Perfected Lord Lianyue: Don't be silly. Even a dog isn't as tired as you.

Ye Linshuang: I've never done anything terribly wicked in my life, so how did I end up entangled with you by karma?

Perfected Lord Lianyue: Perhaps the Heavenly Dao can't stand that, among all the living beings in this world, I love only you.

Ye Linshuang: Language is suffering from terrible inflation these days. For example, “I love you” might just mean “thank you.”

A sunny young general who pretends to sleep, pretends not to fear death, and pretends to be blind VS a reborn, scheming crown prince

Yan Che was slacking off at work while reading a novel when he missed a step and transmigrated into the body of a disposable young general.

In the original story, this young general had a crush on the chosen one, Prince Qi. In return, Prince Qi gave him the whole package: his family destroyed, his eyes gouged out, and a miserable death.

Yan Che got to his feet: He filled in Prince Qi's traps, then turned the tables and used them to trip him up. He proactively befriended the county princess and got on Eunuch Yao's good side, making him the Yan family's representative before His Majesty.

Later, Yan Che really did go blind and was sent to the Purple Dawn Palace, where the crown prince was cultivating, to “recover.”

Yan Che lay flat: No work, no drilling troops, meals upgraded from two dishes and soup to eight dishes and soup, and someone to play the qin and sing for him.

How was this house arrest? It was retirement benefits deposited straight into his account!

Then one day, the blood clot in his brain dispersed, and he could see again...

Wait, isn't this ethereal beauty feeding him medicine the very Yan Zhen who wanted to “collect” his eyes?

And he's even holding a grape between his lips and bringing it to Yan Che's mouth!

You... you... are you sure this is how you want to feed me? How devious. He's definitely testing whether I'm really blind!

Pretending to be blind? I'm a pro at this. Feed me however you like, I'll eat it all.

Once he escaped, Yan Che hurried off to seek refuge with his older brother.

But the crown prince intercepted him right in front of the city gates.

Yan Che looked at the crown prince's gloomy face, and his knees went weak.

Crown Prince: Go on, keep pretending. You're not going to continue?

Theme: A mayfly can shake the heavens, and the heart can turn toward the light