The Straight-Laced Dragon-Proud Hero Is Forced to Practice the Dual Cultivation Art

【Anti-piracy protection enabled for 60% of the chapters】 A scheming beauty who plays the pig to eat the tiger × a handsome, cold-faced Long Aotian in public Chi Du is the protagonist of a male-oriented Long Aotian novel, handsome, dashing, and charismatic. One day, the System malfunctions, and he transmigrates into a badly written wuxia novel. The System promises: “As long as you help the leader of the martial arts world survive until the end, you can return to your original world.” ...The problem is, although this martial arts alliance leader named Fang Quetang is refined, handsome, and graceful, he's a good-for-nothing who can hurt himself just by hitting a wooden dummy! Chi Du: Wait, is the leader of the martial arts world chosen based on his face in this novel's setting?! So Chi Du, with unmatched talent, one lucky encounter after another, and the highest combat strength of anyone around, becomes this useless leader's personal bodyguard. His job: Make sure the leader of the martial arts world doesn't die, get assassinated, get poisoned, or get bullied by random nobodies. And...don't touch my waist! Don't bite my ear! Don't pin me down, hey! During one mission, things go badly. Chi Du is gravely injured, and he and Fang Quetang tumble off a cliff together, leaving them on the brink of death. In an abandoned temple in the wilderness, Fang Quetang takes out the long-lost 《Art of Dual Cultivation》. “I've heard that the fastest way to restore one's inner strength is dual cultivation,” he says, his eyes glinting as one hand reaches for Chi Du's belt. “Brother Chi is so good to me. Surely you won't refuse?” Chi Du's alarm bells go off. He holds down his slipping waistband. “W-Wait, Fang Quetang! There are so many bodhisattvas watching us in this temple. We should take our time and discuss this later!” Fang Quetang glances back at the many statues in the ruined temple and smiles serenely. “It's fine, Brother Chi. They're all Guanyin, the child-giving bodhisattva.” Chi Du: “Which family's Guanyin is bald?!” After one session of dual cultivation, both their injuries are indeed much better, though Chi Du's butt hurts a little! After two sessions, their cultivation has advanced by leaps and bounds!! After three, they've mastered the ultimate art!!! After four, five, six...N sessions Chi Du: “Hold on. How come I never saw this position in the manual?” Fang Quetang looks innocent. “You're mistaken, Brother Chi. When we practice martial arts, we have to apply what we've learned in new ways. Now, lift your leg a little higher.” 【A note before you read】 * Both leads are pure; one-on-one with no cheating. None of the supporting characters have any romantic entanglements with the leads. No pairing switches or reversals. The couple sticks very close together throughout. * Forced transmigration into a book, an unscrupulous System, somewhat peculiar tastes. * Romance over plot. If you drop the novel, there's no need to tell me T T A preview of 《The Merman Is Fierce, and the CEO Is Carrying His Eggs》: merman × CEO, male pregnancy + egg-laying Ji Aiting is handsome, bad-tempered, young, and the CEO of a company. He's a billionaire trust-fund kid. His only hobby in life is fishing. And he's always believed he's a once-in-a-million fishing prodigy. After all, whenever he goes fishing in the private waters he owns, he catches at least dozens of pounds and sometimes over a hundred. He's never once gone home empty-handed. Company executive: “President Ji had another huge catch today?” Business partner: “President Ji, even professional anglers can't match your skill!” Fishing buddy: “Hey, do all the fish in this sea know you?!” Ji Aiting stays calm. “It's just a gift.” Heh. Fishing is a piece of cake. · Bie Yu is a newly adult merman with the most beautiful face and the sharpest teeth. Recently, he's gotten himself a human boyfriend. His boyfriend is handsome and generous, and comes to the beach every day to scatter corn for him. Bie Yu loves corn more than anything. His boyfriend scatters a handful, and he eats a handful. His boyfriend scatters a bucket, and he eats a bucket. His boyfriend scatters... burp. Well, Bie Yu is very happy. The only thing that bothers him is that someone keeps sneaking fish into the sea where they meet before his boyfriend gets there. Bie Yu is furious. How dare some fish steal the food his boyfriend brought him? So he scares all those fish away. · After three months of catching nothing, Ji Aiting leaves the fishing group chat with a cold expression. That night, he hauls fifty pounds of corn out to the sea to chum the water. Heaven rewards the dedicated angler. The next day, Ji Aiting's fishing rod suddenly bends sharply! His spirits soar. He battles the fish for twenty minutes, and at last the water splashes A beautiful silver-blue tail breaks the surface. Ji Aiting reels in with all his might! A beautiful half-human, half-fish creature clutches his glittering fishing line, thrashing as he reels it up into the air! Bie Yu: %￥*！, 【Hey, hubby, 】 Ji Aiting: ?? What is that?! All right, humans and fish can't communicate. · Later, Ji Aiting takes home the “prize” that could finally restore his pride. Later still, the “prize” goes into rut. Bie Yu presses Ji Aiting's nape and pins him into the bed. Ji Aiting absolutely refuses to turn around. Nobody told him that a merman grows two of those things when he goes into rut!!! And nobody told him that if a merman sleeps with you, you'll end up carrying eggs!!! Theme: Strive to become the best in the world