The Straight-Laced Dragon-Proud Hero Is Forced to Practice the Dual Cultivation Art

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A scheming beauty who plays the pig to eat the tiger, the gong x a cold-faced, cool, overpowered, domineering shou

Chi Du is the handsome, dashing protagonist of a power fantasy novel aimed at male readers.

One day, a System malfunction sends him into a shoddily written wuxia novel.

The System makes a promise: If you help the martial arts alliance leader survive until the end, you can return to your original world.

...The problem is.

The alliance leader, Fang Quetang, may be refined, handsome, and graceful on the outside, but he's a good-for-nothing who gets hurt just from hitting a wooden post!

Chi Du: Seriously? In this novel, are alliance leaders chosen based on their looks?!

And so, Chi Du, with peerless talent, endless lucky encounters, and the highest combat power around, becomes the useless alliance leader's personal bodyguard.

Job duties: Make sure the alliance leader doesn't die, get assassinated, poisoned, bullied by random passersby, or... Don't touch my waist! Don't bite my ear! Don't press me down, hey!!

During one mission, things went badly. Chi Du was gravely injured, and he and Fang Quetang plunged off a cliff together, both on the brink of death.

In an ancient temple deep in the wilderness, Fang Quetang pulled out the long-lost "Art of Dual Cultivation."

"I've heard that the fastest way to restore one's internal energy in the martial world is dual cultivation between yin and yang." His eyes glimmered as one hand reached for Chi Du's belt. "You've been so good to me, Brother Chi. Surely you won't say no?"

Chi Du went on high alert and held down his slipping trousers. "W-wait, Fang Quetang! With all these Buddhas in the temple watching, shouldn't we take our time and discuss this later?"

Fang Quetang glanced back at the Buddha statues in the ruined temple and smiled serenely. "It's fine, Brother Chi. They're all Guanyin statues who grant children."

Chi Du: "Since when is Guanyin bald?!"

After one session of dual cultivation, other than Chi Du's butt hurting a little, both their injuries really had improved!

After two sessions, their cultivation soared!!

After three sessions, their skills were complete!!!

After four, five, six... N sessions of dual cultivation

Chi Du: "Wait. How come I've never seen this position in the manual?"

Fang Quetang looked innocent. "Brother Chi, you can't say that. When practicing martial arts, one must learn to apply what they've learned in new ways. Come on, raise your leg a little higher."

[Please read before starting]

* Both virgins; one-on-one, no cheating. None of the supporting characters have any romantic entanglements with the leads. No breaking up or reversing the pairing. The couple is glued together the whole time.

* Violent transmigration into a book, an unscrupulous System, and questionable kinks.

* Romance over plot. No need to tell me if you drop it T T

* Strongly recommend buying one chapter at a time.

Also check out the upcoming story "The Merman Is Fierce, the CEO Is Carrying Eggs," a beautiful merman x domineering CEO, pregnancy and egg-laying

Ji Aiting is handsome, bad-tempered, a young CEO, and the heir to a fortune worth billions.

His only hobby in life is fishing.

And he's always believed himself to be a fishing genius, one in a million.

After all, whenever he went to the private waters he owned, he always caught fish, from a few dozen pounds to over a hundred. He'd never once come home empty-handed.

Company executive: "President Ji filled his cooler again today?"

Business partner: "President Ji, your technique is every bit as good as a professional angler's!"

Fishing buddy: "Do all the fish in this sea know you or something?!"

Ji Aiting was completely unfazed. "It's a gift."

Hmph.

Fishing is easy.

·

Bie Yu is a merman who has just come of age, with the most beautiful face and the sharpest teeth.

Recently, he got himself a human boyfriend.

His boyfriend is handsome and generous, and comes to the seaside every day to scatter corn for him.

Bie Yu loves corn more than anything.

His boyfriend scatters a handful, and he eats a handful.

His boyfriend scatters a bucket, and he eats a bucket.

His boyfriend scatters... burp.

Never mind, Bie Yu is happy.

The only thing that bothers the fish is that someone keeps sneaking fish into the sea where they meet before his boyfriend arrives.

Bie Yu is furious.

How dare those fish steal the food his boyfriend brought him?

So he scared all those fish away.

·

After three months of catching nothing, Ji Aiting left his fishing group with a cold expression.

That night, he lugged fifty pounds of corn out to chum the sea.

Heaven rewards the patient angler. The next day, Ji Aiting's fishing rod suddenly bent hard!

Ji Aiting's spirits lifted. He battled for twenty minutes, and at last, the water broke with a splash

A beautiful silver-blue fish tail burst out of the water.

Ji Aiting reeled in with all his might!

A beautiful half-human, half-fish creature was clutching his glittering fishing line, flailing as he hauled it into the air!

Bie Yu: %￥*!, [Hi, hubby, ]

Ji Aiting: ??? What is that!

Well, humans and fish can't communicate.

·

Later, Ji Aiting took home the "trophy" that would finally let him redeem himself.

Later still, his "trophy" went into heat.

Bie Yu pinned Ji Aiting down by the back of his neck and pressed him into the bed. He refused to turn around no matter what.

Nobody told him mermen grew two of those things when they went into heat!!!

And nobody told him that getting fucked by a merman meant he would carry eggs!!!

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