I'm the Biological Child of the Barren Eunuch, the Ninth-Thousand-Year Lord

[Child-Rearing + Everyone's Favorite + Genius + No Romance] | Main story complete

In an old-school novel, the great villain was once a noble young aristocrat who outshone all others in the capital. After falling into ruin, he rose to become the all-powerful, unhinged Eunuch of Nine Thousand Years. But in the end, he became the heroine's lovesick doormat and the hero's stepping-stone, suffering the most miserable fate imaginable.

Little Robot No. 00 was selected to take the Space-Time Bureau's examination. The System ordered him to change the villain's fate, but sent him more than ten years ahead of the story's starting point, when the villain was already at the height of his power.

The System took one look at that deranged governor and ran away.

System: "Sorry! You won't regain your memories until the story begins. As compensation, you can choose your own starting point."

"...Okay," 00 agreed obediently.

Two months later, the ruthless Chief Eunuch was in the middle of an interrogation when he suddenly retched on the spot.

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More than ten years later, the story began, and 00 regained his memories.

His villainous dad was going to become the heroine's lovesick doormat to repay her for saving his life?

00: "I want to be a lovesick doormat too!"

His villainous dad was going to take the blame for the heroine and become a corrupt official?

00: "I want to give up the imperial examinations for my 'true love' and become a good-for-nothing too!"

His villainous dad was insecure about his manhood because of the heroine?

00: "Then I'm even more insecure, because my dad's a eunuch!"

The Eunuch of Nine Thousand Years' forehead twitched violently!

He looked at the son he had painstakingly raised, a handsome young man with peerless talent, and clutched his chest before collapsing in fury!

You little wretch!

The entire court is waiting for you to become an official. Who told you to become a lovesick fool?

A lighthearted period piece, not a serious historical novel. A little robot with a genius aura embarks on a path of redemption. No romance.

Upcoming no-romance, everyone's-favorite story: "The Prophecy You Saw? I Made It Up"

The world's prophets discover that I'm the one and only savior.

But really, they're just seeing the various routes I've simulated!

The esper who first predicted the end of the world was sent to the hospital.

At first, they thought he was just another patient suffering from Esper Disorder, until the second, the third, and countless others followed!

Every prophetic esper in the world predicted the same thing: the world was about to be destroyed. The apocalypse was coming.

At last, the nations took the matter seriously, only to discover that each prophet described a different end of the world.

Yet no matter how the world was destroyed, one figure always stepped forward, anticipating the enemy's every move and turning the tide when all seemed lost!

He was always so mysterious, and never cared for his own life. He sacrificed himself countless times, sometimes succeeding and sometimes failing, falling before the dawn more times than anyone could count.

When the prophets spoke of the savior, they wept in silence.

He was the world's last hope and the leader of countless espers.

The world adored and worshipped him, but he never took care of himself. Every time, he left himself covered in wounds.

Investigators from various nations: "Wait, why does it sound like you're all talking about the same person?"

Song Baibai had just started the senior kindergarten class. This year, his birthday wish was to get into the Esper Academy someday.

He finished his grilled sausage and dusted off his little hands. That was the third time this week a kind stranger had bought him one.

Suddenly, there seemed to be a lot more kind people in the world.

World peace is great~

Meanwhile, someone in a hidden communication channel yelled, "The savior is still growing! Who the hell bought him another grilled sausage?"

"I'm sorry, team leader!! But he looked at me! He wanted one! He's so cute, sob sob sob..."

Another day of making sure the savior grows up healthy (X)

[They say I'm the savior? Huh, I guess I really am the savior (σ≧︎▽︎≦︎)σ.]

Theme: World peace