I'm the Biological Child of the Barren Eunuch, the Ninth-Thousand-Year Lord

【Raising a child + everyone’s favorite + genius + no romance】 In an old-school novel, the villain was once the most distinguished young nobleman in the capital. After falling from grace, he rose to become a ruthless, all-powerful eunuch, only to end up as the female lead’s devoted simp and the male lead’s stepping stone. It couldn’t have ended more miserably. Robot No. 00 was selected for the Space-Time Bureau’s assessment. The System told him to change the villain’s fate, but sent him more than ten years before the story began, right to the period when the villain was at the height of his power. One look at the mad, powerful chief eunuch, and the System ran off. System: “Sorry! You won’t regain your memories until the story begins. As compensation, you can freely choose where you’re born.” “…Okay,” No. 00 obediently agreed. Two months later, the ruthless, cold-blooded director was in the middle of an interrogation when he suddenly retched on the spot. / More than ten years later, the story began, and No. 00 regained his memories. His villain dad had to become the female lead’s devoted simp because she saved his life? 00: I want to be a simp too! His villain dad had to take the blame for the female lead and become a treacherous official? 00: I’ll abandon the imperial exams to become a playboy for my “true love,” too! His villain dad felt inferior about his disability because of the female lead? 00: Then I feel even more inferior, because my dad’s a eunuch! The veins on the Ninth Duke’s forehead throbbed! He looked at the son he had painstakingly raised, a handsome young man of extraordinary talent, and clutched his chest before collapsing in anger! You little wretch! The entire court is waiting for you to become an official. Who told you to become a lovesick fool?! This is not a serious historical novel. A little robot with a genius aura sets out to save someone, with no romance. Upcoming no-pairing parenting story: The Fourth Calamity: The Little Lord Has Arrived! There’s a direct link to the announcement in the comments. If you like it, please add it to your collection. Here’s the blurb~ Dudu was abandoned in the wilderness. After hatching, all he knew was that he was probably a little one. His little face scrunched up, tears welling in his eyes: I think I’m going to starve to death! But the circle he doodled summoned some strange things. A horde of skeletons yelling and shrieking. As soon as they appeared, they started pulling their own heads off to play with them. They kept saying things like “full immersion,” “closed beta,” and “the technology is insane,” then tossed Dudu into the air to prove some “NPCs can’t die from falling” theory! Dudu burst into tears: “QAQ! So scawy!!” After the strange creatures spent a whole day comforting him, Dudu finally pointed tearfully at a mound of dirt nearby to show them where he lived. The skeletons jumped and shouted: “Let’s go, brothers! The little lord has given us a quest!” Dudu looked utterly confused. But now he had a new table, a new chair, new clothes… and a little rattle that went jingle-jingle when he shook it. He also had a new name. Dudu proudly puffed out his chest. From now on, you can call him the Little Lord! On the continent of Sivarin, war had raged for a thousand years, but not a single young one had ever been born in the Holy Empire that ruled the land! Then one day, a new lord’s domain appeared in a remote corner. On the day a vast army arrived at its gates, the Flame Dragon Lord, driven back at every turn, finally saw the ruler of this domain! A vast skeleton army stretched as far as the eye could see. The evil power from the underworld made people sick, but standing atop the throne held high above them was a little one with his hands on his hips… a baby??? The skeletons howled like ghosts: “The Little Lord has arrived!! Everybody move!!” The Flame Dragon Lord: ??? Message: World peace