Even a Dragon-Protagonist Can't Resist a Wife-Brained Man

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Sweethearts, take a look at my new upcoming story, After Reprogramming the Dragon-Pride Male Lead's Mind. It's about a wicked little dummy who gets into trouble after using a cognitive reprogramming system the wrong way~

Xu Chunxia is twenty years old, a top graduate of the Bride Training Academy, and breathtakingly beautiful. To maintain his petite, adorable figure, he eats nothing but vegetable salad year-round. He's the perfect, sweet, submissive little Omega.

But before this perfect little O can marry a rich husband, he transmigrates into a novel about a dragon-pride male lead.

In this world, he's not only a spoiled, troublesome young master destined to be cannon fodder, but also doomed to a miserable end after offending the dragon-pride protagonist, Yin Xinghe.

Even worse, the System tells him that there are no Omegas in this world at all. His O-related advantages are completely useless!

Xu Chunxia is close to tears. He's barely been here a few days when he goes into heat and, with nowhere else to turn, muddles through by grabbing hold of a man.

The man glares at him and sharply orders him to let go.

The first rule of the Sweet Omega Handbook: When in trouble, act cute.

Xu Chunxia's lips tremble and tears spill down his cheeks. Burning with heat, he throws caution to the wind and presses himself against the man, his voice syrupy as he says, "Big brother, I'm hot."

And that's how Xu Chunxia spends a passionate night with the man. Only after three hundred rounds of battle does he realize that the man is none other than this world's dragon-pride protagonist, Yin Xinghe.

At this point in the story, Yin Xinghe is still his fiance.

Since he's doomed either way, and he's already slept with the dragon-pride, he might as well try his best to win him over!

The second rule of the Sweet Omega Handbook: As long as you have the heart of a sweet little wife, there's no man you can't win!

Yin Xinghe has a weak stomach? Time to make him lovingly packed lunches! Who could resist coming home to an adorable little wife who's washed up and cooked just for him?

Yin Xinghe feels lonely? Xu Chunxia will keep him company twenty-four hours a day! He checks in on him around the clock, and whenever they meet, he insists on kisses and cuddles, calling him "hubby" and "big brother" every other breath.

And sometimes he even unlocks a secret bonus. Xu Chunxia lies across the table in a shirt with no pants on, waiting for his husband to come home. He gives him a bewitching smile. "Hubby, do you want dinner first, or me?"

The System scoffs: What kind of person is Yin Xinghe? Do you really think these little favors can win him over?

But as it turns out, even a dragon-pride protagonist can't resist a wife-minded sweetheart. Yin Xinghe is bewitched, and before he knows it, he's become a total henpecked husband!

When a pivotal plot point arrives, Yin Xinghe should be ruining Xu Chunxia's family. Instead, he pulls him into his arms and stands up for him:

"Baby, are they the ones picking on you?"

Yin Xinghe has been lonely for nearly thirty years. His career is flourishing, but he has no idea what love is.

Until one day, Xu Chunxia appears.

Everyone calls Xu Chunxia a "love-struck, sweet little wife." All he ever does is go on about his husband, and he knows nothing else. He devotes himself entirely to Yin Xinghe, and whenever something happens, he hides behind him.

But Yin Xinghe loves being someone he can rely on.

"Isn't it hard having such a useless wife? Look at him. He can't do anything."

Yin Xinghe's expression turns cold. "If he could do everything, what would he need a husband for?"

Being the person his wife can rely on is the greatest honor of his life.

1. Neither protagonist behaves normally. This is a nonsensical, fluffy little romance.

2. It looks like the shou is pursuing the gong, but in fact the gong dotes on the shou. No children.

[Upcoming Story Blurb Below!]

Jiang Yuan is the only college student ever to come out of his impoverished mountain village. His lifelong dream is to settle in prosperous Jing City, marry a beautiful wife, and have a chubby little boy.

At twenty, a System suddenly appears and tells Jiang Yuan he's living inside a novel.

The System says it's a dragon-pride novel. Jiang Yuan is just a cannon-fodder nobody, destined to be a stepping stone for Cui Shuyu, the dragon-pride male lead.

Jiang Yuan has never liked his roommate Cui Shuyu. He thinks the guy is a show-off and a pretty boy who attracts both men and women. He never expected there to be this twist, too!

System: Don't worry, sweetie! I'm here to help you! We're a cognitive reprogramming system, and we can help you do all sorts of things!

Cognitive reprogramming? Jiang Yuan has only ever seen that in certain comics that shall remain unnamed.

Since fate has given him this chance, he won't let it go to waste. With a grand wave of his hand, he says, "Fine. Starting today, make Cui Shuyu stop liking women!"

Ha! What good is being a dragon-pride hero who can summon the wind and rain? If he can't find a wife, he'll end up without a family line!

System: ???

Bro, is that how cognitive reprogramming is supposed to work?!

As it turns out, the System wasn't lying.

From that day on, Cui Shuyu really does start keeping his female admirers at a distance. The number of girls fluttering around him drops by half, and people start whispering that Cui Shuyu might not be straight.

First step complete!

Jiang Yuan continues issuing commands.

"Starting today, Cui Shuyu will admire me, look after me, and treat me like his idol."

So Cui Shuyu starts striking up conversations with him and waiting on him hand and foot.

"Cui Shuyu will give me money to spend, but he can't think I'm pitiful. When I can't afford food, he has to pay generously."

So Cui Shuyu takes him everywhere, pays for everything, and keeps him thoroughly pampered.

The longer they spend together, the more Jiang Yuan thinks Cui Shuyu is actually a pretty good guy. If they became sworn brothers, maybe Jiang Yuan could share in his success one day!

One day, while drunk, Jiang Yuan leans woozily against his good buddy and opens his heart, telling him about his dreams and how he wants to find a beautiful wife someday.

Cui Shuyu's eyes darken. He suddenly grabs Jiang Yuan by the ankle. "Baby. You eat my food, spend my money, and demand that I only like you. So why are you still thinking about finding someone else?"

Jiang Yuan: "?!!"

Wait, what?!

Cui Shuyu has known since childhood that he's the male lead of a novel.

But when the cognitive reprogramming System comes looking for him, he dismisses it. "If I want something, I'll take it myself. What do I need you for?"

For instance, he quite likes his roommate Jiang Yuan. Unfortunately, the little guy is biased against him and far too wary, so it's hard to make a move.

Then he discovers that the System has landed in Jiang Yuan's hands.

His chance has come.

[Bonus Scene]

After being tossed around for hours by the dragon-pride protagonist, Jiang Yuan cries and wails, but still can't escape being spanked with a rod.

He sobs so hard he can barely breathe. "Cui Shuyu, I only told you to stop liking women! I didn't tell you to like me, a man!"

Cui Shuyu smiles and kisses his cheek. "It just happened naturally."

Message: Study hard, keep improving, and make your dreams come true.