The Slacker Spy, Fishing with a Baby in Tow

Chu Xiu was the imperial capital’s top covert guard. One day, while carrying out a secret mission, he accidentally ended up in bed with a stranger whose face he couldn’t make out, and conceived a child. . A few years later, Chu Xiu was summoned back by his superior and had no choice but to return to the palace with his chubby little one. . The good news: He had a System that could hide the kid, so sneaking off to slack with the child was no problem. The bad news: The System was low on energy, and had a one-hour cooldown every day. . Chu Xiu: Where am I supposed to hide such a big kid?! . Chu Xiu looked at the unused bedchamber, and the imperial bed inside it. . ...Got it. As the court’s number-one workaholic, the emperor spent every day either working or on his way to work, treating his bedchamber as little more than decoration. . The emperor didn’t like napping in his bed, because every time he dreamed, he saw the beauty who haunted his thoughts. . Then a fire broke out in the imperial study, forcing him to review memorials in his bedchamber. A chubby kid poked its head out from beneath the imperial bed, and their eyes met. . A pair of pale hands immediately reached out and hurriedly whisked the child away. . Emperor: A haunting? . The good news: He’d found his beloved. . Even better news: He was a father now. Laid-back covert guard (bottom) x workaholic emperor (top) Monogamous, 1v1, with only each other. . [Saved with a screenshot on November 9, 2025] . New book seeking advance readers: Can a Male Cultivator of the Hehuan Sect Get Pregnant? Player Ye Yi transmigrates into a melodramatic cultivation novel and unexpectedly binds himself to a Hehuan Sect simulator. . [Petting: +1 experience] [Kissing: +10 experience] [Dual cultivation: +100 experience] . However, he’s dropped in the wrong place. Faced with mountains and valleys full of monsters, Ye Yi is forced to survive in the wilderness. Just as he’s fretting over his beginner quest, a cultivator, covered in blood, falls from the sky. . Ye Yi: ...A free experience pack! Yu Wenjin was the sword sect’s prized genius, but after his sect betrayed him, his cultivation was destroyed. When he fell into the Demon Abyss, he closed his eyes and prepared to die, only to sense someone approaching and tie him up without a word. . Yu Wenjin: ? . The person who’d restrained him was a male cultivator from the Hehuan Sect. On the first day, the man gave him a piece of dead grass. On the second day, he gave him an animal bone. On the third day, he took his hand. When Yu Wenjin refused, he gave him a wildflower instead. . Yu Wenjin went from baffled to looking forward to the strange gifts that appeared before him each day. But just before he regained his strength, the man stood in front of him without hesitation and took a fatal blow in his place. . Ye Yi: I’m going home to get married, so I’m done farming your affection points. Take care of yourself. . Ye Yi coughed up blood. “Don’t cry.” When Ye Yi opened his eyes again, he was in a dark iron cage, dressed in a red wedding robe, his limbs bound in chains. The sinister villain, now master of the Demon Abyss, stared into his eyes. With a feverish expression, he gently lowered the bridal veil over Ye Yi’s face. . Yu Wenjin: “Today is our wedding night. Are you happy?” Ye Yi: “!!” #Going home to get married is just a joke #Dual cultivation: +100 experience, dual cultivation: +100 experience #My experience is already maxed out. Stop adding more! . Later, the player’s status changed to [Pregnant]. Ye Yi: ??? . Only each other, 1v1, monogamous Theme: Stay true to your original purpose, and you’ll see things through