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Affectionate, straight-laced Dragon King × a beautiful, gentle, devoted husband. A straight man gets turned gay; a story about life in a rented apartment.
The author’s new story next door is now underway: Dragon Kings Can’t Resist a Wife-Guy Brain Either~
After dying, Xiao Bulan transmigrates into a novel as a minor character destined to die.
The good news: Xiao Bulan has a System, and it says he’s on the Dragon King protagonist route. He’ll reach the top and have everything he wants.
The bad news: he was born into a shabby rental apartment, and his family is dirt poor.
The good news: the shabby apartment comes with a pretty, sweet wife named Wen Li. He smells lovely and is soft to the touch, and he’s even a top-grade Omega.
But can someone please tell him why his wife is a man?!
Xiao Bulan: I’m a straight man through and through!
System: I’m not so sure about that!
Wen Li was once a pampered young master, born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Xiao Bulan tricked him into eloping, and he thought he’d found happiness.
But then the family fell on hard times, and Xiao Bulan showed his true colors. He looked down on Wen Li for being unable to help his career and let him fend for himself.
So when Wen Li went into heat, he could only cower in a corner, carefully trying to suppress his discomfort. He had no money to buy suppressants, so every time he went into heat, he had to grit his teeth and endure it through sheer willpower.
As his consciousness blurred, Xiao Bulan came home and approached him step by step. Wen Li curled up as tightly as he could, tears streaming down his face.
“I’m sorry. I know my pheromones smell awful. I’ll go sleep outside tonight…”
To his surprise, the man reached out and wiped the tears from the corner of his eye.
“You look like you’re suffering.”
Xiao Bulan asked gently, “Would you like me to help?”
After that, Wen Li realized Xiao Bulan seemed to have become a different person.
He used to treat Wen Li coldly. Now, whenever he earned money, he handed over his wages and said, “Take this and buy yourself something tasty. Don’t be afraid to spend it. You had a hard time with me before, so now I need to put some weight back on you.”
He used to mock Wen Li and call him useless. Now the first thing he did when he got home from work was hug him and nuzzle him for ages, then sigh, “Sweetheart, I’m so lucky to have you.”
Xiao Bulan used to hate children, but the day he found out Wen Li was pregnant, he picked him up and spun him around and around.
And when it came to the troublesome heat, Xiao Bulan still wouldn’t let him use suppressants, but would personally help him through it.
At first, Wen Li thought it felt good. Later, he realized… it felt a little too good.
Later on, Xiao Bulan built a business from nothing, and Wen Li was still by his side.
Xiao Bulan gave him a more comfortable life, shielded him from gossip and slander, and gave him a happy, free life.
But Wen Li could never figure out one thing: how had Xiao Bulan suddenly come to love him?
Until one day, Wen Li overheard Xiao Bulan talking with someone.
“Why wouldn’t I treat him well? I transmigrated into a book and got a beautiful wife for free. Only an idiot would turn that down!”
So his husband had been replaced by someone else all along.
1. The protagonists are each other’s only partner. Bao had little attachment to the original Xiao Bulan; he was simply too innocent to see through the deception, and they never slept together.
2. Domestic life as an old married couple, with a loving couple who dote on each other. No major angst.
[Coming Soon]
Dragon Kings Can’t Resist a Wife-Guy Brain Either: a wife-brained Omega wins over a Dragon King protagonist in this unconventional, imaginative, fluffy romance.
Xu Chunxia is twenty years old, a top graduate of Omega Etiquette School, and stunningly beautiful. To maintain his petite, charming figure, he has subsisted on vegetable salads for years. He’s the quintessential virtuous Omega.
But before this perfect little Omega could marry a rich husband, he transmigrated into a Dragon King novel.
In this world, he isn’t just a spoiled young master and disposable side character who meets a miserable end after offending the Dragon King protagonist, Yin Xinghe.
Worse, the System tells him that there are no Omegas here at all. His Omega advantages are completely useless!
Xu Chunxia is on the verge of tears. He’s barely been here a few days when he goes into heat and, with nowhere else to turn, foolishly grabs hold of a man.
The man glares at him and sternly tells him to let go.
Rule One of The Adorable Omega’s Handbook: Be cute when you’re in trouble. Xu Chunxia pouts, tears spill down his cheeks, and his body burning with heat, he throws himself against the man without a second thought. In a syrupy voice, he cries, “Big brother, I’m hot.”
That’s how Xu Chunxia spends a night of passion with the man. Only after their three-hundred-round battle does he realize the man is none other than the Dragon King protagonist of this world, Yin Xinghe.
At this point in the story, Yin Xinghe is still his fiancé.
Well, he was going to die either way. He’s already slept with the Dragon King, so he might as well try his best to win him over!
Yin Xinghe has a bad stomach? Time to make him lovingly prepared lunches! Who could resist coming home to a sweet little wife who cooks for him?
Yin Xinghe feels lonely? Xu Chunxia will keep him company around the clock! He’ll check in on him all day, every day, shower him with kisses and hugs whenever they meet, and call him “husband” and “big brother” with such affection.
Sometimes he can even unlock a special treat. Xu Chunxia lies on the table in a shirt and no pants, waiting for his husband to come home. With a flirtatious smile, he asks, “Honey, would you rather eat dinner first, or eat me?”
The System sneers at him for it. “Who do you think Yin Xinghe is? You don’t seriously think these little favors will win him over, do you?”
But it turns out even a Dragon King can’t resist a wife-guy brain. Before long, Yin Xinghe is completely wrapped around his wife’s finger!
When a crucial moment in the plot arrives, instead of ruining Xu Chunxia’s family, as he was supposed to, Yin Xinghe pulls him into his arms and stands up for him:
“Baby, are they the ones who bullied you?”
Yin Xinghe had been lonely for almost thirty years. Though successful in his career, he didn’t know what love was.
Until one day, Xu Chunxia came along.
Everyone thought Xu Chunxia was a “love-struck wife.” All he ever did was go on about his husband, and he knew nothing else. He spent all his time doting on Yin Xinghe and hid behind him whenever trouble came.
But Yin Xinghe loved having someone depend on him.
“Isn’t it hard having such a useless wife? Look, he can’t do anything.”
Yin Xinghe’s expression turned cold. “If he could do everything, what would he need a husband like me for?”
Being someone his wife could depend on was the greatest honor of his life.
Theme: Cherish the present.
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