Am I the Lord of the Rules Horror Stories?

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Ji Ze is a handsome but poor college student.

But he has a secret.

His mother is stunningly beautiful, but has eight eyes and six arms.

His father is quiet and dependable, but likes to hide inside other people's shadows.

His little sister routinely buries herself and other people in the dirt.

His pet dog sheds bits of bone whenever it gets excited.

And other relatives drop by from time to time.

Ji Ze is troubled.

He loves his family dearly, but they don't seem quite normal.

Worried that the police might arrest them and put them on a dissection table, Ji Ze has no choice but to set some rules for them.

For example, reply to messages promptly.

For example, obey traffic laws.

For example, don't eat anything strangers give you.

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A hundred years ago, the uncanny descended upon Blue Star.

They were powerful, dangerous, and impossible to control.

Humans who encountered the uncanny either died or were injured.

Until one day, a group of people in City A who had accidentally wandered into an uncanny realm suddenly received an invitation on their phones to help someone get a discount by slashing the price on Pinduoduo.

After that, humans discovered that the previously chaotic and unpredictable uncanny had suddenly developed rules.

For example, shining a red light on an uncanny being would make it stop in its tracks.

For example, if you offered an uncanny being food, it would leave.

And every Sunday night, all the uncanny beings in the city would suddenly disappear, leaving the city especially peaceful.

Ji Ze: What's the big deal? It's perfectly normal for family to have dinner together once a week!

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One time, when a special operations team was trapped with no way out, they found an ordinary college student named Ji Ze who had wandered in.

To protect him, the team captain stepped between Ji Ze and the uncanny being.

The captain thought he was going to die for sure. But when he opened his eyes, he saw Ji Ze grab the uncanny being and slap it hard across the face.

Captain: ???

Holding the now meek uncanny being by the scruff, Ji Ze apologized. “Sorry, my relative gets lost easily...”

Captain: ?????

Later, they learned the truth.

The S-rank uncanny “Eight-Eyed Lady” was his mother.

The S-rank uncanny “Shadow Hunter” was his father.

The S-rank uncanny “Hellhound” was his pet.

At last, the captain pointed a trembling finger at the unmentionable uncanny being numbered SSS-001 and asked, “Then who is he...?”

Ji Ze bashfully scratched his cheek. “Ahem... he's my boyfriend.”

"Transmigrating to Ancient Times as a Treacherous Minister"

ID:10666759

Blurb: The protagonist is a graduate student who serves his advisor, runs errands, and takes on every dirty and exhausting job.

After three grueling years, he finally gets a paper into a top journal, only to transmigrate in an instant.

To stay alive, he goes from being a research lackey who sucks up to his advisor to a treacherous court minister who placates a tyrant.

The tyrant lives extravagantly and launches massive construction projects.

The officials prostrate themselves and weep as they protest: “This will exhaust the people and drain the treasury! Your Majesty, you mustn't!”

Only the protagonist jumps up and shouts, “Your Majesty is wise!”

Later, the protagonist gets his hands on two powerful tools, cement and glass, builds factories, and doubles tax revenue.

The officials: !!!

The tyrant levies ruinous taxes and wages endless wars.

The officials kneel and risk their lives to remonstrate: “This will drain the country's strength! Your Majesty, you mustn't!”

Only the protagonist jumps up and shouts, “Your Majesty is wise!”

Later, the protagonist equips the army with firearms, eliminates the border threats, and wins the submission of the surrounding peoples. The borderlands become a prosperous paradise.

The officials: !!!

The tyrant is bloodthirsty and persecutes loyal officials.

The officials bow their heads and plead: “This will shake the foundations of the state! Your Majesty, you mustn't!”

Only the protagonist jumps up and shouts, “Your Majesty is wise!”

Later, the protagonist introduces KPI assessments and a bottom-performer dismissal system, purges incompetent and lazy officials, and transforms the entire court.

The officials: !!!

After several years, the court has a powerful army and clean governance, while the people live in comfort and prosperity.

The officials who once denounced him as a corrupt minister now compete to sing his praises.

Protagonist: I didn't! I swear I didn't!

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The protagonist sucks up so diligently that he accidentally ends up in the tyrant's bed.

The next day, the tyrant announces at court that he will make him empress.

The officials are shocked and vehemently oppose it.

The protagonist reflexively leaps out and shouts, “Your Majesty is wise... Wait?!”

When he comes to his senses, he hurriedly pulls up his pants, grabs his retirement savings, and runs for Jiangnan.

But before he can get out of the capital, someone blocks his way.

The handsome, cold-blooded tyrant sits astride his horse. He lifts the protagonist's chin with his riding crop, his voice dangerous.

“My dear minister, didn't you promise to be my empress?”

Protagonist: !!!

Theme: A happy family takes effort from every member.