Xingxing, Don't Run: Mr. Chai's 99 Attempts to Win Her Back!

A little story about a tough guy who can't resist a persistent suitor, featuring a foul-mouthed top and a sharp-tongued bottom.

This is a standalone bonus story about the secondary couple from Three Steps to Teach a Rabbit to Do a Backflip. You can enjoy it even if you haven't read the original.

Warning: Lots of tasteless jokes ahead.

A short scene featuring the couple in this story:

At the dinner table, taking advantage of the alcohol, Chai Jun launched into a boastful speech.

"I know, I'm so handsome, popular, and wealthy that I look like a womanizer. But that's just appearances!

The truth is, I'm an upright man who leads a clean life. I can provide my health checkup results at any time.

In short, Mr. Ye, I'm a very worthwhile investment, with enormous potential to appreciate in value. I hope you'll seize this opportunity and not miss this once-in-a-lifetime chance to invest by accepting my pursuit!"

Ye Xingyou gave a cold laugh, completely uninterested.

"Cut the crap. If you want to pursue me, go ahead. Give as much as you like, but don't expect me to give you anything in return."

"No problem~" Chai Jun had hit a brick wall, but he was still grinning. "I'm just the kind of person who loves making things hard for himself."

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