The Handsome Straight Man Caught in a Love Triangle [Quick Transmigration]

Dog-coded childhood-friend attack fragments x a straight beauty who fishes for men without realizing he's bent.

A work exploring personal kinks, with not much thought put into it. I'm also really bad at writing love rivals! Please read with caution and according to your preferences. XOXO ovo~

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Xu Shiqing has had one problem his whole life: he has always considered himself straight, but the male friends around him keep confessing their feelings out of nowhere.

He tried to convince himself that he had simply met the wrong people, until even his childhood friend, who had grown up with him, confessed. Xu Shiqing was utterly despairing.

At twenty-two, Xu Shiqing transmigrated and acquired a "Dog-Training System." The more characters he trained, and the more men he made bow down to him, the higher his points would climb. Maybe he could transform himself completely and reach the pinnacle of life.

Xu Shiqing: I understand the logic, but I'm straight.

System: Heh. I doubt that!

Oh, lovesick straight man, please wait another lifetime! Your top priority when you get to me is to hook men!!!

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[World One]

(Mind reading / doctor and patient / psychiatric hospital)

Xu Shiqing is a psychologist responsible for treating three patients: a hotheaded punk with bipolar disorder, a pitiful boy who has become excessively dependent on him after being bullied, and an honor student admitted because his homosexuality was mistaken for mental illness. There's also his childhood friend, who happens to be his colleague.

The four targets seem calm on the surface, but one calls him a vixen, one says he wants to possess him, and another says he wants Xu Shiqing to keep his eyes on him at all times.

Xu Shiqing thinks all three patients have serious problems. But when he hears what his childhood friend and colleague is thinking, he realizes just how serious things are.

"Qingqing, I never meant to control you. Don't think I'm scary, either. You promised me that no matter what happened... you'd stay by my side."

Xu Shiqing: When a student falls for a teacher, when a patient falls for a doctor, you guys are the best! (Thumbs-up)

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[World Two]

(Showbiz / ABO / pheromone suppression)

Xu Shiqing is not only a nobody at the bottom of the entertainment industry, but also an omega who is even more beta than an actual beta.

He can't smell pheromones at all, so he doesn't understand why the eccentric singer-songwriter, the aloof movie star, and the rising young actress all become obsessed with him after smelling his pheromones.

Outside, paparazzi and reporters crowd around. Backed into a corner, he faces someone whose body is burning with fever, demanding, "Xu Shiqing, don't you feel guilty at all?"

Xu Shiqing: "What do you mean?"

"Our pheromone compatibility is nearly one hundred percent."

"Oh, wow, that's really high!"

But why are you telling me this? I can't smell them anyway.

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[World Three]

(Fantasy / a little dragon who doesn't realize he's coveted)

Xu Shiqing has a complicated identity in this world. He's both a teacher sent by the human race to the Academy of Gods and Demons and the last ancient dragon in the world. If he doesn't hide his dragon identity, he'll meet a grisly end.

Xu Shiqing thinks he's done a good job, but in the end, someone still discovers who he is.

The most beautiful and pure-hearted angel strokes his tail and says, "Teacher, I hear dragons like shiny things. What a coincidence, so do I."

"Your scales are so shiny and beautiful, Teacher. Could I have one, too?"

Xu Shiqing: Can't you grow your own? One scale costs ten thousand!

After traveling through several worlds, Xu Shiqing returns to reality. The System asks him, "So, how do you feel now?"

Xu Shiqing thinks for a moment. "Not great. I'm still straight!"

System: "? Then what were you doing kissing your childhood friend in the bathroom last night while holding him in your arms???"

Xu Shiqing: "...If I say I slipped, will you believe me?"

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Xu Shiqing considers himself straight. When his childhood friend confessed to him, he fled in panic, but this time it wasn't because he was disgusted by homosexuality. He was afraid to face the other man's feelings.

After a long separation, when he sees Chi Dong again, Xu Shiqing crooks a finger at him. When the other man comes over with an innocent look on his face, Xu Shiqing tilts his head up and kisses him.

--This time, he should be the one to make a bold move.

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1. The protagonist is a thick-skinned "straight man" who doesn't realize he's bent. He has a character growth arc, and each world is more exciting than the last.

2. Both the top and bottom are charming. The plot isn't meant to be realistic; it's mainly absurd fun.

3. I can't make everyone like this. We read stories online to have fun, so I hope everyone finds a story they enjoy. Don't force yourself to read something you don't like, ovo!

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Bking transmigrator with a doting-dad vibe x a spoiled cannon-fodder character with congenital low vision.

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At twenty-two, Ji Xinglu's world was suddenly graced with a fiance, Sheng Fan.

He hated this man.

First, Sheng Fan was an old man, already twenty-eight and nearly thirty. Wanting to be with him was just an old ox eating young grass.

Second, Sheng Fan was a freak! Otherwise, Ji Xinglu couldn't explain why whenever this man got angry, he chased him down and spanked him, calling it "discipline." Even his own father had never spanked him like that!

Third--Ji Xinglu already had someone he liked! It was his childhood friend, the older boy who had grown up with him. In Ji Xinglu's eyes, his childhood friend was gentle and considerate. How could this sudden fiance compare?

So Ji Xinglu rejected the engagement on the spot, saying he didn't like leftover rice--er, Sheng Fan--one bit! If nobody else wanted an old man, he didn't want one either!

Publicly humiliated by him, Sheng Fan wasn't angry. He just teased, "It's normal that you have no taste. After all, you're a little blind."

Ji Xinglu had one more reason to hate Sheng Fan: he hated people talking about his eyes!

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To break off the engagement and end up with his childhood friend, Ji Xinglu pulled out every trick he could think of.

His fiance was busy with work? He'd make trouble! He'd send messages nonstop, twenty-four hours a day, so Sheng Fan could find out what hot-blooded harassment was like!!

Sheng Fan: You're so clingy, baby. If you miss me that much, why don't I come home early and keep you company today?

Ji Xinglu: I'll pass, thanks.

His fiance cared about his reputation? He'd stir things up! He posted pictures of designer brands on his social media every day to show off his luxurious married life. He meant to mock his fiance for being wasteful, but everyone on his feed said the same thing:

[Wow, you married a great husband! I'm jealous!]

Ji Xinglu: Oh, get lost, all of you!

One time, Ji Xinglu even deliberately sabotaged Sheng Fan's project, making him lose a full hundred million.

He thought this would finally be enough to end the engagement. Instead, Sheng Fan simply crooked a finger at him, then patted his thigh.

"Sit on my lap."

Ji Xinglu had no choice but to obey. As soon as he sat down, the old man pinched his butt, making him shiver.

Sheng Fan: "It's been a few days since I spanked you. Are you asking for another one? How many do you want tonight? You can count them yourself."

Ji Xinglu was on the verge of tears. "I just want a divorce..."

Sheng Fan hadn't been angry before, but those words made him spank Ji Xinglu's bottom until it was bright red.

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Sheng Fan was a transmigrator with a System and the entire script in hand. He saw through every plot twist, but the cannon-fodder character who seemed both nasty and stupid became the one unpredictable variable.

In his eyes, Ji Xinglu was no threat at all: brainless, spineless, and incapable of doing anything right. He ruined every project he touched and was astonishingly stupid.

But sometimes he was pretty cute.

For example, when he got angry, he'd draw a whole stack of comic strips, using the little characters getting abused to accuse Sheng Fan of being cruel and heartless.

Or there were the indispensable good-morning and good-night greetings he sent every day. Sometimes they were just a sentence, sometimes a kiss. No one does favors without wanting something in return, but Sheng Fan enjoyed them.

And then there was how he always said he didn't like Sheng Fan, but after his vision had almost completely deteriorated, his fear of the dark kept him awake all night, and all he could do was hope Sheng Fan would come.

In the darkness, Sheng Fan looked at his foolish, clumsy lover, a plush toy tucked in his arms. His eyes were vacant and unfocused. Then, at the sound of footsteps, a faint glimmer lit them.

"Sheng... Sheng Fan?"

Afraid Sheng Fan had really abandoned him, Ji Xinglu's voice was already breaking.

"I'm here."

Thank goodness he was still there.

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