[Genshin Impact] The Ordinary Nobody Has a Billion Commissions

Completed! Babies, feel free to visit my profile and check out my upcoming stories! My new story, "Dazai Becomes a Demon God and Wants Nothing More Than to Die," is now being serialized. If you're interested, please go support it! Everyone in Liyue knew that Zhili was an unusually unconventional novelist. He had a hobby: he liked posting unspeakably embarrassing commissions at the Adventurers' Guild. They included, but weren't limited to, "sneak out at midnight to steal clothes," "dance on the docks," and "stand on the Statue of the Anemo Archon during the gliding license exam and shout, 'I'm the real Barbatos!'" The adventurers had a love-hate relationship with his commissions. The pay was generous, but the tasks were truly humiliating. Unfortunately, life didn't always go smoothly. Before the Rite of Descension, his debut work was banned by the Liyue Qixing for damaging the reputation of Rex Lapis. Just then, an adventurer called the Traveler rushed up to him, desperate to ask whether he had any commissions. Zhili smiled shyly, his confidence restored. "Traveler, I want to know if the Prime of Adepti has two of them." But fortune was not on his side. The Geo Archon was assassinated, and the Traveler became a suspect. With no other choice, the Traveler went to seek out the adepti. The situation in Liyue Harbor also became increasingly unpredictable. Rumors began to circulate that "the Geo Archon faked his death so he could leave and spend his mortal days with his human lover." The source of the rumor was none other than the book the Qixing had already banned. Everyone: The Geo Archon has never denied having a human lover. This is terrifying when you think about it! Not only did the people believe this absurd rumor, but the adepti also appeared one after another to ask him about the Geo Archon's whereabouts. He was doomed! To make matters worse, the now-safe Traveler came running up to him. "Zhili, I saw the Prime of the Geo Archon's stone body at the Golden House. I checked carefully for you. There really are two!" Zhili froze, too afraid to say a word. Zhongli stood beside him, smiling. The Traveler ran closer, saw Zhongli drinking tea beside Zhili, and stared in shock before collapsing to the ground. * As the author of "The Geo Archon Fakes His Death and Enters the Mortal World," Zhili was firmly against Rex Lapis falling in love with a human. When the Traveler questioned him, Zhili brazenly asked, "Just imagine the God of Wealth falling in love and giving the Mora that should have been yours to his lover." The Traveler's eyes darted away, but he still argued, "Rex Lapis wouldn't mix up his public and private lives like that." Zhili sneered. "Ah, you clearly haven't suffered for love. Have you ever seen an immortal fall in love? In my experience, whether they're gods or immortals, the moment they fall in love, they go mad, forget their duties, and lose their lives. It's ordinary people like us who end up suffering." The Traveler seemed a little shaken. He glanced at Zhongli, sitting motionless and steady across from them, listening intently without offering an opinion, then gritted his teeth. "Then under what circumstances would you support the Geo Archon falling in love?" Zhili blew on his steaming tea and smirked. "Of course I'd support it if I were his love interest. The first thing I'd do is replace all the treasures in your chests with cabbages from my garden." Zhongli is the love interest; everyone else is a friend. The romance begins after the Geo Archon's assassination. This is a fairly lighthearted story. Next story: "I Heard I'm Going on a Honeymoon with My Actor Childhood Friend" Blurb: Ji Yaoqing, whose life had always gone smoothly, realized he was in love with his childhood friend, younger brother Xiang Mingche, and panicked his way into a film crew. The movie wrapped, and Ji Yaoqing was still fretting over how to win him over when the most dreamlike moment arrived during the promotional tour. The host asked the cast to call their friends and get them to say the title of the new movie as a publicity stunt. Just as Ji Yaoqing picked up his phone, it rang. With everyone's eyes on him, he raised it to his ear. "Brother Ji, would you like to go on a honeymoon with me?" Ji Yaoqing: ...Something like this can actually happen?! Actors and director: ...What is this juicy gossip? Audience at the premiere: ...What is this juicy gossip? Ji Yaoqing could only hear his usually steady heart pounding wildly again. Along with it came his own voice: "I'd love to. When are we going?" He knew it was a joke, but he hadn't clarified or explained himself right away. It was despicable. Ji Yaoqing reproached himself, even as a dark delight bubbled up inside him. The story made the trending lists, just as he'd hoped! A week later, two people whose careers were worlds apart, Ji Yaoqing, a young award-winning Best Actor, and Xiang Mingche, a singer surrounded by rumors, appeared together on a CCTV variety show, "A Journey in Search of Spring." An entirely ordinary travel show. Netizens had plenty to say: I just want to know, do they even know each other? Isn't this just fans pairing them up? Does the internet have no memory? Ji Yaoqing and Xiang Mingche being involved is asking for trouble. I'm not a fan of either of them. I'm just here for the fun, to see this so-called honeymoon show. Soon, the show aired. Everyone was horrified to discover that things weren't quite as they'd imagined. It wasn't Xiang Mingche clinging to Ji Yaoqing. Instead, Ji Yaoqing was the one glued to Xiang Mingche, practically bursting with possessiveness and openly staking his claim. One minute he was proudly showing off their in-game couple status, the next he was slyly reminding everyone that they'd linked their accounts for intimate payments. When netizens took a closer look, they saw that Xiang Mingche was also making grand declarations of affection. One minute he was asking Brother Ji to hold him tight, the next he was playfully demanding a meal cooked by Brother Ji. Their feelings were actually mutual! The fans were stunned, the production crew was stunned, and even Ji Yaoqing was a little stunned. How was anyone supposed to tell whether you two were actually on your honeymoon or not?! After several episodes had aired, they finally realized that Xiang Mingche hugged everyone, acted spoiled around everyone, and openly professed his affection for everyone he admired. When asked about it during an interview, Ji Yaoqing smiled through gritted teeth. "Cheche grew up surrounded by love, so naturally he wants to share that warmth with others." Everyone cried out: That's the composure of the official partner! Only later did they realize Ji Yaoqing wasn't being composed at all. He was simply always special to Xiang Mingche. Xiang Mingche would always live surrounded by Ji Yaoqing's love, and Ji Yaoqing would always be the one Xiang Mingche could rely on! They were both rushing toward each other! * "What day is November 25? Have you forgotten?" "How could I? It's the day we met! 11/25 means 'you must love me,' doesn't it?" Xiang Mingche said with an innocent expression, dropping a bombshell. Caught off guard by the flirtation, Ji Yaoqing's neck turned red. "Right. It means I have to love you." * "Xiang Xiaoche, if I hadn't had time to come record this show with you..." Ji Yaoqing tested the waters on the program. Xiang Mingche sighed. "Then I'd have to find our mutual friend Hu Che." Ji Yaoqing panicked. "No, I'll do anything you want. Don't go asking him. Since when can you switch partners on a honeymoon?" Xiang Mingche: "You asked me first, and now you're the one getting worked up." Ji Yaoqing's eyes lit up. Xiang Mingche couldn't help reaching out to scratch under his chin. "Such a good boy, Brother Ji. Like a puppy!" Ji Yaoqing: "Woof, woof, woof!" * "It's all your fault. Everyone's laughing at me!" Xiang Mingche complained, planting his foot on Ji Yaoqing's chest. "It is my fault. You can step on me again in a minute. Put your socks on first." Ji Yaoqing took Xiang Mingche's ankle and helped him put on his sock. Then he kissed the man who was all dressed up and ready to go on a real honeymoon with him. "I've finally got you firmly in my hands." Xiang Mingche: "The luckiest thing that ever happened to me was meeting you when I was sixteen, Brother Ji. Without you, Xiang Mingche would have disappeared a long time ago." A clueless but shamelessly flirtatious little fox x a worldly, doting big bad wolf Same-sex relationships are legal in this story. One-on-one romance, pure love and sweetness, both leads are devoted only to each other. Unrelated to real life. I just want to write sweet stories about a couple. Childhood friends, healing each other, one-sided love that guides the other into love. Completed: "What It Takes to Become the Ruler of Celestia" [Genshin Impact] "Entering the Water to Audition" [Bungo Stray Dogs] Upcoming: "The Genuine Wine Beside the Natsume Family Is Merging Worlds" "Dazai Becomes a Demon God and Wants Nothing More Than to Die" "I Heard I'm Going on a Honeymoon with My Actor Childhood Friend" [Showbiz] Theme: Overcome prejudice and cherish what you earn through your own hard work!