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No-Pairing Derivative: “Has the Emperor Retired Today?”
Boys’ Love Derivative: “Dazai and I Cursed Each Other” (synopsis at the very bottom)
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As an office worker who gets sent wherever help is needed and can handle any job, Bai Ye has to complete a mission in the test System released by the Technology Department.
He needs to equip an [Abyssal Monster] secret identity, gather energy, and evolve that identity.
Then he became a slime from the start.
Easy peasy. Bai Ye was an old hand at this. He’d read the hugely popular manga “That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime and Became Invincible…” several times over.
[Secret identity survival time: 3 minutes, 16 seconds]
Turns out anime really is all lies.
Bai Ye was reborn after being reincarnated as a slime and trampled to death. This time, he would take back everything that belonged to him!
Send him 50 yuan and listen to his revenge plan!
Reborn Bai Ye took one look at his fragile Abyssal Monster secret identity, then at the lineup he had to face: the Six Eyes, the scriptwriters, the Demon Slayer Corps…
Bai Ye: …
Giving up was out of the question. Bring it on. Let’s make a bet.
Slime was so last season. Whopperflowers can put on a spectacular transformation, and Hypostases can be Anemo, Electro, or even Iron [I hate the Six Eyes].
Demons are demons, so it makes sense that Kairagi are demons too. And the Maguu Kenki…
The mafia collects debts, so it makes sense that debt collectors are mafia too. When he found himself powerless against the scriptwriters, he turned around and joined the Ability Business Department.
“For Her Majesty the Tsaritsa!”
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A Guide to Using Abyssal Monster Secret Identities:
1. Slimes are fragile, so be careful not to get stepped on.
2. Whopperflowers can fool ordinary people with their disguises, but not the Six Eyes (important).
3. A Hypostasis is a Hypostasis. The only question is whether you show them the truth or the illusion.
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Reader’s Guide:
1. The protagonist is Traveler 3111 (Bai Ye); his secret identities are Abyssal Monsters. No identity reveals.
2. The Abyssal Monster evolution path is made up (completely fabricated) and exists to serve the plot.
3. This is not a fix-it fic, and canon characters may die [important]. Everything serves the plot.
4. The protagonist is not on the lawful-good side. This miserable corporate drone just wants to finish his work.
5. Apologies for the out-of-character moments. If you’re uncomfortable, click the top-right corner and escape on a speedboat.
6. Some timeline details are made up to serve the plot.
7. Unless absolutely necessary, no one gets saved from death and no regrets are mended. This is not a fix-it fic, not a fix-it fic, not a fix-it fic. This really is not a fix-it fic!
[This story will be available to read for a fee starting April 1, 2025. A 10,000-character update will be released that day. Thank you for all your support!]
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“Dazai and I Cursed Each Other”
[Observation confirms that the special-grade curse on xxx is the former grade-one sorcerer Kamo Xianlin.]
Love is the most twisted curse. No one can explain how a curse woven from love and hate comes to be.
Dazai was afflicted by a curse, and because of it, he lost the right to choose to die together with someone.
If he fell from a great height, someone would catch him. If he fell into a river, someone would pull him out. When he was about to starve to death, he would be forced to eat.
He broke down, went mad, and hated everything.
Do you think the curse loves him?
It doesn’t.
He was certain this curse was the thing in the world that hated him most.
Because he was cursed, and the curse was:
“You will never get what you want most.”
That mad sorcerer, who had lost everything, screamed those words before he died.
1. A true BL story. The male lead dies right at the start (and becomes a special-grade cursed spirit).
2. Don’t pity Dazai. He brought this on himself.
3. Trying my hand at BL. It might be terribly written.
4. The plot is seriously melodramatic. These two are experts at hurting each other, so it’s very much not for everyone.
4. Melodrama ahead. Don’t read if that’s not your thing.
5. Mountains of headcanon. Run if that’s a dealbreaker.
6. Thanks for reading. Let’s part on good terms.
7. They’re both BL characters, so of course they’ll be out of character!
Message: Create a better future with your own hands.
Awesome! In so many fanfiction worlds, Gin has been working diligently with a bunch of traitors, practically carrying an entire group single-handedly. Now Gin is finally the boss! Hahahaha!
The half-human, half-cursed spirit Tiger Staff is just like Ichigo, a human + Hollow + Quincy ('◇'`).
This is the first time I've seen a story that makes Gin the boss.
Yes, yes, Gin should definitely take over! My God, Gin, the boss!
Yay! Gin's the boss! Anyway, Gin does almost all the work in this organization, so what's wrong with making him the boss? I feel like he'll do a better job than the original boss (I'm sure of it). Let's also experience what it's like to be a king! [Thumbs up]
Great, Gin's taken over! I suspect the brewery boss was completely fooled by the stowaways.
Gin's rise to power is quite rare.
Ah, it's over, what a pity! I was looking forward to other beautiful original demons.
I want to see Fushiguro and Dazai ( ). Both of them were deeply involved in Hyakuya's growth. In other words, how can they not be considered Hyakuya's children? (Look at the sky)
Wow, this is the first time I've seen Gin made the boss! Dude, you've worked so hard for so many years, you should have been the boss long ago, hahaha!